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How Many Times a Year Do You Have Sex?
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pauly



Joined: 24 Sep 2004
Location: Incheon

PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:59 am    Post subject: How Many Times a Year Do You Have Sex? Reply with quote

I was reading this month's of Men's Health magazine, and I came across this article that foreign men have more sex, with more women, than American men. I thought, alright, let's see who's getting it more. The list is as follows:

Romania: 232
KOREA: 228
Greece: 224
Czech Republic: 222
Portugal: 222
Brazil: 219
Philippines: 217
Italy: 198
Russia: 193
Hungary: 188
U.K.: 182
Indonesia: 177
South Africa: 176
Poland: 175
Mexico: 174
Netherlands: 168
U.S.A.: 161
Spain: 159
Germany: 148

I was surprised to find Korea second on the list...and no, it's not Korean propaganda, i.e. Korean edition of Men's Health. It's an American edition of the magazine. Those love motels must be busier than I thought.
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traxxe



Joined: 21 Feb 2007

PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 1:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If sex with myself counted, I would "Single handedlyt" bring the USA average to the top.

Since it doesn't... well. As the song goes, o/~ We going down, down baby. o/~

Well, maybe not. My last GF was a freak and we were together a year before kicking her out. Probably averaged well above the norms. But being single has made up for that.
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JongnoGuru



Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep

PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Germany: 148


WTF???

Well, I suppose there's not a lot of time or energy left for the horizontal polka when you're off laying siege & wreaking havoc on the rest of Europe. Or busy making the ubercool cars & ubertasty beer for everyone else to get laid with. Or maybe it's overexposure to this character. See, that'll put you right off sex altogether. Well, the sort between two consenting adults of the same species & opposite gender, at any rate.

I'm not so sure what to make of those grim results. (I wasn't polled, that's for damn sure.) I want to say: "It's not the quantity (frequency), but the quality that counts"...?

I wonder if others in long-term relationships or marriages have ever experienced what I've been for the past... oh, about one year. We've gotten into... I don't want to call it a rut, but it's definitely a pattern of sorts. And the pattern goes like this. We have these periods when we're both feeling intensely passionate and desirous, and they last for a week or a bit longer. Just can't get enough of each other. And then after that, everything cools down, and it's like we don't want to have anything to do with each other physically. The bed becomes only for sleep again. These "down" periods go for maybe two weeks or so, until something snaps and we're like animals on heat again.

Is this normal? Common? Strange? Worrisome? Is this what they call "getting old"??? Crying or Very sad I know it's bringing stats way down.

Yeah, I know -- only complete loosers seek personal advice or air their personal lives on a messageboard. In fact, that's been my own credo on the matter, and I usually cringe when others do it. But I'm not so seriously worried about this, I don't regard it as a problem (yet). Just a little curious.
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Young FRANKenstein



Joined: 02 Oct 2006
Location: Castle Frankenstein (that's FRONKensteen)

PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:53 pm    Post subject: Re: How Many Times a Year Do You Have Sex? Reply with quote

pauly wrote:
KOREA: 228

(calulating in head)
...okay so, 228 times 20 seconds... carry the one... uh...

Yeah, not impressive. And taking all that viagra for an extra 2 thrusts isn't either.
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yingwenlaoshi



Joined: 12 Feb 2007
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 4:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does rape count?
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poet13



Joined: 22 Jan 2006
Location: Just over there....throwing lemons.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 4:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not to boast or anything, but when I leave a country, they simply drop off the list.
Example. I''m a Canadian. Do you see Canada on the list? Proof positive!
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cruisemonkey



Joined: 04 Jul 2005
Location: Hopefully, the same place as my luggage.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 4:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If Korean men are having sex an average of 228 times a year, 220 of those times are not with their wives. If a hostess bar costs W200000 x 220 = W44000000/year. : Don't believe everything you read... LOL.

My 30-year-old Korean friend has been 'dating' a K-girl for over seven months and they haven't even kissed yet. Shocked
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caniff



Joined: 03 Feb 2004
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 5:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, those randy Romanians!

Case in point: Vlad the Impaler.
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chriswylson



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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 5:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jajdudeland: 0
VanIslander Islands: 0
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JongnoGuru



Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep

PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 5:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Surprises: That Spain, Mexico, the Netherlands and Poland are so comparatively low.

BIG Surprise: That Portugal scored above Brazil.

Not Really Surprised: That Romania heads the list.

I knew a few Romanian students in university, and a group of electrical engineers working for Samsung in Korea. These were men, and they didn't strike me as being particularly libidinous. HOWEVER, I used to play a lot of online chess & backgammon, both games very popular among Romanians both male & female. It was pretty much the experience of every fella I knew from tournaments and league play that the Romanian women are the flirtiest females in cyberspace. And they weren't all in Romania, many were �migr�s living in the UK, France, Italy, Canada, etc. Getting chatted up over a chess match just isn't very common, but if your opponent is a Romanian girl it's damn probable. Confused
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cruisemonkey



Joined: 04 Jul 2005
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 5:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JongnoGuru,

What is shemp?
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caniff



Joined: 03 Feb 2004
Location: All over the map

PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 5:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

cruisemonkey wrote:
JongnoGuru,

What is shemp?


The most under-appreciated Stooge. And keeping with the thread topic, I heard he got more a$$ than a toilet seat.
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cruisemonkey



Joined: 04 Jul 2005
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 5:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

caniff,

Thanks... please poke me in the eye! Wink
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blaseblasphemener



Joined: 01 Jun 2006
Location: There's a voice, keeps on calling me, down the road, that's where I'll always be

PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 5:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm assuming that all of the top-10 countries have prostitution, either legal or quasi-legal. When it's available in an affordable way like in Korea, than people just have more sex. Also, warmer countries tend to fuk more.

Who knew that Dracula was getting all that tail?
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michi gnome



Joined: 15 Feb 2006
Location: Dokdo

PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 5:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

my guess is that most people taking surveys lie their azzes off

i think there's down periods & up periods--you might have a GF a few months, then go dry for a while

they must've counted beating off as "having sex"

married reality, no way

after a few months, or in some case a year--who wants to keep having sex w/ the same person?

as w/ every survey--i'd question the agenda of whoever sponsors it


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