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Old Korean guy tried to look at my wee-wee today
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hairy sue



Joined: 18 May 2006
Location: weewee heaven

PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:16 am    Post subject: Old Korean guy tried to look at my wee-wee today Reply with quote

I was at Asan hospital today for a routine visit and some old Korean guy tried to peek at my wee-wee while we were urinating at the urinals. I haven't had that happen in awhile and I just felt like reporting it. It was a small public toilet with just two urinals. I came in first and took the one with the handy bars to the left, and then he came in a few seconds later and took his spot right next to me. He actually started to peek before he had his own wee-wee out (which bothered me more for some reason). I think he was about 60 years-old. He was about a foot shorter than me and I got the feeling that he felt safe down at his level as if I couldn't perceive his eye movement from up above. I'm not sure if he actually saw my wee-wee, but he definitely tried to look at it.
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VanIslander



Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!

PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

After encountering a few overeager peekers my first few months here, I began using the stalls for everything: end of situation.

I think it's an extension of the "I need to know what's in the shopping bag" obsessive thoughts many of the locals have.

Curiosity killed the cat and rattled the waygook.
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gsxr750r



Joined: 29 Jan 2007

PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some weird guy (he must have been slow) walked into the restroom at the Osan bus station while I was doing my business at the urinal. The guy didn't even use the toilet. He just stood there, three urinals down, and just stared. He then bent down to his knees, and craned his head to get a better look. I was sort of shocked, and figured he was nuts. Luckily, I was finishing, so I just walked out.

Creepy.
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Bibbitybop



Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Next time, just say "Here, look," rotate, and piss on the POS's leg (or head if he's bending down).
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hairy sue



Joined: 18 May 2006
Location: weewee heaven

PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is this behaviour to want to see the other guy's pecker part of the Korean/Confucian culture?
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oneofthesarahs



Joined: 05 Nov 2006
Location: Sacheon City

PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm sorry, but who says wee wee? Seriously.
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hairy sue



Joined: 18 May 2006
Location: weewee heaven

PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

oneofthesarahs wrote:
I'm sorry, but who says wee wee? Seriously.

Everybody says wee-wee. Whaddayu say?
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oneofthesarahs



Joined: 05 Nov 2006
Location: Sacheon City

PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

P*nis. D*ck. C*ck. Schlong. Johnson. Member. Package. Pennis the Menace. Anything but wee-wee.
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Ya-ta Boy



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994

PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I take it the OP is not a regular at the local 목욕탕, although there is a difference to parading around in the altogether and doing your business and having a self-invited peeker.
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RACETRAITOR



Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea

PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damn, one of the Sarahs has a filthy mouth--er, fingers--no, let's stick with mouth.

Two urinals right next to each other means one at a time. If there's no buffer urinal, you have to wait your turn (or the other guy should have). Failure to obey urinal etiquette means you are partly homosexual.
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cdninkorea



Joined: 27 Jan 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 6:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

RACETRAITOR wrote:
Damn, one of the Sarahs has a filthy mouth--er, fingers--no, let's stick with mouth.

Two urinals right next to each other means one at a time. If there's no buffer urinal, you have to wait your turn (or the other guy should have). Failure to obey urinal etiquette means you are partly homosexual.


I disagree. It's okay to use the one next to another guy, but only if you stare straight ahead and not move your eyes no matter what. When you're done, back out quickly. Think of looking anywhere else as looking straight into a solar eclipse, except rather than causing blindness, it causes homosexuality (for anyone who can't tell, I'm joking of course).

But I do agree with oneofthesarahs- don't call it a 'wee-wee'. If you have a girlfriend, I seriously recommend refraining from this nickname you seem to like.
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hairy sue



Joined: 18 May 2006
Location: weewee heaven

PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 6:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

oneofthesarahs wrote:
P*nis. D*ck. C*ck. Schlong. Johnson. Member. Package. Pennis the Menace. Anything but wee-wee.


You're played. No one says that anymore. That's like getting interior design ideas from ELLEDecor. Wee-Wee is cool.
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thebum



Joined: 09 Jan 2005
Location: North Korea

PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 6:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Isn't it awfully nice to have a p*nis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a d*ck,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest pr*ck.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your c*ck.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
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hairy sue



Joined: 18 May 2006
Location: weewee heaven

PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 6:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

cdninkorea wrote:
But I do agree with oneofthesarahs- don't call it a 'wee-wee'. If you have a girlfriend, I seriously recommend refraining from this nickname you seem to like.


Wee-Wee is too strong! Of course chicks feel threatened by Wee-Wee! They don't have an equivalent! It's so close to home with pee-pee and poo-poo but they can't come up with something better than *beep*. At least I have a Wee-Wee.
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Qinella



Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib

PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 6:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

oneofthesarahs wrote:
P*nis. D*ck. C*ck. Schlong. Johnson. Member. Package. Pennis the Menace. Anything but wee-wee.


Linus and Charlie Browns.
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