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plokiju
Joined: 15 Mar 2005
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| hairy sue wrote: |
| Is this behaviour to want to see the other guy's pecker part of the Korean/Confucian culture? |
If you were Asian, I doubt the guy would have any curiosity. Myth of the giant white wee wee. Well maybe not so much of myth but I think one that Asian men really don't want to believe. |
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Qinella
Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib
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| Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 6:33 am Post subject: |
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| hairy sue wrote: |
| oneofthesarahs wrote: |
| P*nis. D*ck. C*ck. Schlong. Johnson. Member. Package. Pennis the Menace. Anything but wee-wee. |
You're played. No one says that anymore. That's like getting interior design ideas from ELLEDecor. Wee-Wee is cool. |
Would be better if you spelled it oui oui. Would make more sense, too (hopefully).
Anyway bring back the old avatar you had like a year ago. It always made my day to see it. |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea
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| Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 6:34 am Post subject: |
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Damn, one of the Sarahs has a filthy mouth--er, fingers--no, let's stick with mouth.
Two urinals right next to each other means one at a time. If there's no buffer urinal, you have to wait your turn (or the other guy should have). Failure to obey urinal etiquette means you are partly homosexual. |
I disagree. It's okay to use the one next to another guy, but only if you stare straight ahead and not move your eyes no matter what. When you're done, back out quickly. Think of looking anywhere else as looking straight into a solar eclipse, except rather than causing blindness, it causes homosexuality (for anyone who can't tell, I'm joking of course).
But I do agree with oneofthesarahs- don't call it a 'wee-wee'. If you have a girlfriend, I seriously recommend refraining from this nickname you seem to like. |
Nope, sorry, gay. |
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hairy sue
Joined: 18 May 2006
Location: weewee heaven
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| Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 7:05 am Post subject: |
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| plokiju wrote: |
| hairy sue wrote: |
| Is this behaviour to want to see the other guy's pecker part of the Korean/Confucian culture? |
If you were Asian, I doubt the guy would have any curiosity. Myth of the giant white wee wee. Well maybe not so much of myth but I think one that Asian men really don't want to believe. |
That's an interesting thought. Maybe it's just because I'm not Korean. How can I know? I would need to ask Korean guys about it. Maybe that's true, I don't know. |
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hairy sue
Joined: 18 May 2006
Location: weewee heaven
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| Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 7:09 am Post subject: |
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| Qinella wrote: |
| hairy sue wrote: |
| oneofthesarahs wrote: |
| P*nis. D*ck. C*ck. Schlong. Johnson. Member. Package. Pennis the Menace. Anything but wee-wee. |
You're played. No one says that anymore. That's like getting interior design ideas from ELLEDecor. Wee-Wee is cool. |
Would be better if you spelled it oui oui. Would make more sense, too (hopefully).
Anyway bring back the old avatar you had like a year ago. It always made my day to see it. |
Riley Martin? |
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Qinella
Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib
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| Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 7:42 am Post subject: |
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| hairy sue wrote: |
| Qinella wrote: |
Anyway bring back the old avatar you had like a year ago. It always made my day to see it. |
Riley Martin? |
oh maybe I'm thinking too far back, or not far back enough. The one with the androgynous blonde child. It felt pretty damn well with your username, too.
edit: meant to say fit, not felt. anyway, yay!
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merkurix
Joined: 21 Dec 2006
Location: Not far from the deep end.
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| Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 7:45 am Post subject: Re: Old Korean guy tried to look at my wee-wee today |
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| hairy sue wrote: |
| He was about 60 years-old. He was about a foot shorter than me... |
A foot shorter than your height? Or a foot shorter "down there"? |
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hairy sue
Joined: 18 May 2006
Location: weewee heaven
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| Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 7:52 am Post subject: |
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| Qinella wrote: |
| hairy sue wrote: |
| Qinella wrote: |
Anyway bring back the old avatar you had like a year ago. It always made my day to see it. |
Riley Martin? |
oh maybe I'm thinking too far back, or not far back enough. The one with the androgynous blonde child. It felt pretty damn well with your username, too. |
yeah, nice choice, I like that one too. That was my original. I'll try to find it. |
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Omkara
Joined: 18 Feb 2006
Location: USA
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| Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:58 am Post subject: |
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What always made me feel odd was when an ajumma would come in and clean the urinal next to me. I don't remember one ever peeking, but it sure felt...exciting!
If I caught an ajoshi peeking, I'd begin to talk to my little buddy. I'd throw my voice and have the little guy answer back, maybe a little in english and a little in korean. Then, I'd start whispering, look at the peeper a little nervously, and then smile with suggestive eyes. |
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lastat06513
Joined: 18 Mar 2003
Location: Sensus amo Caesar , etiamnunc victus amo uni plebian
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Dude, it all boils down to "P*n^s Envy"
I used to go to a gym near work, and after every workout, I would do what any regular, hard-sweating man would do....take a shower....
Dude, it was like letting loose a white anaconda, I mean, they would see me, raise their eyebrows and frown as they turn away.
One dude <not the smartest guy on the block> actually commented on me by saying (rather loud, of course..) "Whoa!!! Big go-chu.....!!!"
I was kinda' embarassed until I started noticing that many of the women there started smiling at me in a funny sort of way.....I wondered why  ........ |
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wylies99
Joined: 13 May 2006
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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| Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:45 am Post subject: |
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blue-veined junket pumper
boner
ding dong
dipstick
dong
dork
doughnut holder
firm worm
free willy
goober
hairy bagpipes
hang down
hard on
John Thomas
joy stick
knob
love muscle
love stick
love truncheon
male organ
meat
meat whistle
member
organic dildo
ol' one-eye
one-eyed trouser snake
pecker
pee-pee
pee stick
percy
peter
piece of pork
pink oboe
pole
pork sword
*beep*
purple-headed trouser snake
*beep* plunger
rod
root
salty dog
schlong
skin flute
stiffy
throbber
throbbing python of love
tool
trouser trout
wanker
wee-wee
weiner
weinie
wife's best friend
willy
woody
My favorite? Willy the one-eyed wonder worm
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wylies99
Joined: 13 May 2006
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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| Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:48 am Post subject: |
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Oh, and yeah, stick to the stalls. Can't tell if EVERY Korean who stares is gay, but I didn't fly 2 billion miles to put on a free show in every men's room in Korea. 
Ladies- in case you don't know- when men are using a stall, EVERYONE is supposed to keep their eyes on the road. |
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The Soju Hoju
Joined: 29 Nov 2006
Location: Bus 26, 200 yards past Lotteria on the left
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| Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:25 pm Post subject: |
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| Then show him your snot trumpet...just remember to make sure your straining the potatoes when you do and piss all over his trousers.. |
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SeoulShakin
Joined: 05 Jan 2006
Location: Seoul
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