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Canuck Teacher
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 Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:15 pm Post subject: China Speaks Out on Recent Air Pollution (Dust) Concerns |
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Beijin, March 28.
Beijing, March 28.
Yesterday, the dictator of China made a rare public announcement on an environmental issue, which has startling social and health implications for the region. During a ribbon cutting ceremony at China�s largest cigarette factory, with a new, state-of-the-art nicotine-arsenic-benzene-formaldehyde injection process, President Yu-dum Nob addressed the growing concern over China�s ever increasing levels of pollution and its poisonous effect on the health of neighbouring populations such as in Korea. In an eloquent speech that typified the usual superb governmental logic, he said that, "it�s China�s right as a polluter to pollute; not only China, but surrounding areas as well. And, anyone in the Asian region who doesn�t like it should leave." Further more, he is "tired of the nanny-laws, which are trying to curtail his freedom to pollute the air for all to enjoy. In finishing, the Grand Leader borrowed an America phrase to suggest that anyone who has a problem with spreading air pollution to neighbours should just �shut up and suck it up." |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994
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| Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:22 pm Post subject: |
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| FYI, I heard they are offering remedial satire lessons at Sowhat U. next month. |
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crazy_arcade
Joined: 05 Nov 2006
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| Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:24 pm Post subject: |
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| and your source is? |
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SPINOZA
Joined: 10 Jun 2005
Location: $eoul
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| Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:25 pm Post subject: |
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| Don't bother denying it because (a) we won't believe you and (b) you can't prove it.....you're an ex-smoker aren't you, Canuck Tosser? |
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Matt_22
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
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| Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:23 pm Post subject: Re: China Speaks Out on Recent Air Pollution (Dust) Concerns |
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| Canuck Teacher wrote: |
Beijin, March 28.
Beijing, March 28.
Yesterday, the dictator of China made a rare public announcement on an environmental issue, which has startling social and health implications for the region. During a ribbon cutting ceremony at China�s largest cigarette factory, with a new, state-of-the-art nicotine-arsenic-benzene-formaldehyde injection process, President Yu-dum Nob addressed the growing concern over China�s ever increasing levels of pollution and its poisonous effect on the health of neighbouring populations such as in Korea. In an eloquent speech that typified the usual superb governmental logic, he said that, "it�s China�s right as a polluter to pollute; not only China, but surrounding areas as well. And, anyone in the Asian region who doesn�t like it should leave." Further more, he is "tired of the nanny-laws, which are trying to curtail his freedom to pollute the air for all to enjoy. In finishing, the Grand Leader borrowed an America phrase to suggest that anyone who has a problem with spreading air pollution to neighbours should just �shut up and suck it up." |
lamest thing i've read all week. |
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Canuck Teacher
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
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| Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:25 pm Post subject: |
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| well, it made me smile. |
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Smee
Joined: 24 Dec 2004
Location: Jeollanam-do
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| Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 12:18 am Post subject: |
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| See that's why I don't like Ohio State. |
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