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[Bibbitybop]

This is supposedly a real McDonald's employment application. Rumor has it this 17-year-old guy got hired for his honesty. It would be great to fill out some some applications like this for blacklisted hogwans and see if they call for an interview.

>>NAME: Greg Bulmash
>>
>>SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
>>
>>DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But
>>seriously, whatever's available. If I were in a position to be
>>picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
>>
>>DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael
>>Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an
>>offer and we can haggle.
>>
>>EDUCATION: Yes.
>>
>>LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
>>
>>SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
>>
>>MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens
>>and post-it notes.
>>
>>REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
>>
>>HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
>>
>>PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
>>
>>DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?
>>
>>Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
>>
>>MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER? If I had one, would I be
>>here?
>>
>>DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM
>>LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS? Of what?
>>
>>DO YOU HAVE A CAR?
>>
>>I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a
>>car that runs?"
>>
>>HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?
>>
>>I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house
>>Sweepstakes.
>>
>>DO YOU SMOKE?
>>
>>On the job no, on my breaks yes.
>>
>>WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?
>>
>>Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde
>>super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread.
>>Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
>>
>>DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF
>>YOUR KNOWLEDGE?
>>
>>Yes - Absolutely.
>>
>>SIGN HERE: Aries.

[BuHaoChi]

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[Bibbitybop]

Good detective work BuHaoChi.

[princess]

Last year, I saw these same questions and answers given by an old man applying for a job at Wal-Mart. Also, probably not true.

[faster]

Q: Where do you see yourself in five years?

A: Celebrating the five-year anniversary of you asking me that question.