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Horking loogies (in the most unacceptable places).
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poet13



Joined: 22 Jan 2006
Location: Just over there....throwing lemons.

PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 9:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Ash trays.

Nothing is worse than going to shake one out and having a rogue butt bungee jump it's way back up to slap you on the wrist."

Awww dude, that's nasty! I have a picture in my head now that won't go away.
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silvertoes



Joined: 13 Feb 2006
Location: Busan

PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I saw a high school girl do it on the clean shiny floor of a Carrefour supermarket (grocery department). I was stunned; she shot me a killing glare when she saw the shocked look on my face.

Seriously, don't generalise about delicate little Korean ladies until you've seen a few ladies' washrooms here. Ugh.
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happeningthang



Joined: 26 Apr 2003

PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had a high school girl let a ball of spit fall to the floor of our classroom, while she was sitting directly opposite me.

"Hyun Jun (I can't remember her name), did you just spit on the floor"?

She was immediately embarrased and ashamed, and cleaned it up without argument, even though arguing was something she loved to do. What I thought was so weird was that it was one of those very deliberate and considered slow spits the Adjoshis do when they're trying to extinguish a cigarette in the ashtray. Why would she go to the effort, while obviously knowing it was the wrong thing to do?

PS

"Hawking Loogies" is not an Australian phrase. As far as I know Australians don't even have a term for it other than coughing up phlegm. I always thought it was an American term.
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freshking



Joined: 07 Dec 2006

PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My friend was in Fukuoka near the ferry terminal and saw a group of ajosshis tossing butts and hocking loogies on the ground. He went up to them and said "you guys must be Korean." When they confirmed his suspicion, he went on to say, "Because only Koreans toss cigarette butts on the ground ten feet from an ashtray." When they started to protest, he ended with "...and Dokdo is Japan's!"

Not quite on topic, but I thought I'd share.
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Cheonmunka



Joined: 04 Jun 2004

PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha, revenge.
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JeJuJitsu



Joined: 11 Sep 2005
Location: McDonald's

PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 4:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Within a week of my brand new HS school's opening last year, the boys were spitting loogies anywhere and everywhere on the shiney, new faux-marble floors. They seem to save their biggest ones for the stairs. Gross. And on those kinds of floors, the loogies don't stay in a little area like on concrete. They just smear.

Another reason I don't wear slippers in the school Very Happy
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bluelake



Joined: 01 Dec 2005

PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not exactly the same, but once while flying to Korea on NWA, a non-Korean fellow, seated in a seat across the aisle, diagonal from mine, was chewing tobacco and ptooing into a paper cup.
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DanielP



Joined: 25 Nov 2006

PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This one was downright nasty.

As I was waiting for the subway to arrive at crowded station,I spotted this gorgeous Korean woman. Although she was drop-dead gorgeous I thanked myself for my anxiety in chatting her up because before I could do so, she horked up only to sounds like a friggin cat with a hairball, and spat it on the subway tracks...

Needless to say, her attractiveness on my rector scale broke a new downward record Sad


DannyP
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jvalmer



Joined: 06 Jun 2003

PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't really see a problem spitting outside, or even on subway tracks. I don't know where you've seen people spit inside, because I haven't seen anyone spit onto a floor inside a building. And I've been here 2.5 years. I guess I'll have to pay attention to the people around me more.
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kermo



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DanielP wrote:

Needless to say, her attractiveness on my rector scale broke a new downward record Sad



*Checks Google to see if anyone has made any good jokes/images about the "rector scale." Is disappointed.*

p.s. It's Richter. This is a rector:
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The Soju Hoju



Joined: 29 Nov 2006
Location: Bus 26, 200 yards past Lotteria on the left

PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think there should be two Korean guards stationed at Incheon airport.....and as you pass through customs they should both cough up a couple of grollers and mutter ' Welcome to dynArkkkkmic Korea '
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blynch



Joined: 25 Oct 2006
Location: UCLA

PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Soju Hoju wrote:
I think there should be two Korean guards stationed at Incheon airport.....and as you pass through customs they should both cough up a couple of grollers and mutter ' Welcome to dynArkkkkmic Korea '


FREAKING SOJU HOJU RAT
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Alyallen



Joined: 29 Mar 2004
Location: The 4th Greatest Place on Earth = Jeonju!!!

PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jvalmer wrote:
I don't really see a problem spitting outside, or even on subway tracks. I don't know where you've seen people spit inside, because I haven't seen anyone spit onto a floor inside a building. And I've been here 2.5 years. I guess I'll have to pay attention to the people around me more.


I've been here about that long plus 4 months years ago. The first time I was here I didn't see it or notice it much indoors. But in the 2.5 years I've been here, Ive seen it at the arcade (I remember because I put my purse on the floor to play a game and I didn't see the loogie on the floor. YUCK!) and constantly in the women's bathroom. It's like Hey! You could spit in the toilet but NOOOOOOOOO that would be too much work...Stupid bitches Evil or Very Mad
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The Soju Hoju



Joined: 29 Nov 2006
Location: Bus 26, 200 yards past Lotteria on the left

PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shut it Blynch you licker of dogs a rses
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Joined: 01 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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