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poet13
Joined: 22 Jan 2006 Location: Just over there....throwing lemons.
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 9:37 pm Post subject: |
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"Ash trays.
Nothing is worse than going to shake one out and having a rogue butt bungee jump it's way back up to slap you on the wrist."
Awww dude, that's nasty! I have a picture in my head now that won't go away. |
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silvertoes
Joined: 13 Feb 2006 Location: Busan
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:35 am Post subject: |
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I saw a high school girl do it on the clean shiny floor of a Carrefour supermarket (grocery department). I was stunned; she shot me a killing glare when she saw the shocked look on my face.
Seriously, don't generalise about delicate little Korean ladies until you've seen a few ladies' washrooms here. Ugh. |
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happeningthang

Joined: 26 Apr 2003
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:32 am Post subject: |
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I had a high school girl let a ball of spit fall to the floor of our classroom, while she was sitting directly opposite me.
"Hyun Jun (I can't remember her name), did you just spit on the floor"?
She was immediately embarrased and ashamed, and cleaned it up without argument, even though arguing was something she loved to do. What I thought was so weird was that it was one of those very deliberate and considered slow spits the Adjoshis do when they're trying to extinguish a cigarette in the ashtray. Why would she go to the effort, while obviously knowing it was the wrong thing to do?
PS
"Hawking Loogies" is not an Australian phrase. As far as I know Australians don't even have a term for it other than coughing up phlegm. I always thought it was an American term. |
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freshking
Joined: 07 Dec 2006
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:36 am Post subject: |
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My friend was in Fukuoka near the ferry terminal and saw a group of ajosshis tossing butts and hocking loogies on the ground. He went up to them and said "you guys must be Korean." When they confirmed his suspicion, he went on to say, "Because only Koreans toss cigarette butts on the ground ten feet from an ashtray." When they started to protest, he ended with "...and Dokdo is Japan's!"
Not quite on topic, but I thought I'd share. |
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Cheonmunka

Joined: 04 Jun 2004
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:46 pm Post subject: |
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Haha, revenge. |
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JeJuJitsu

Joined: 11 Sep 2005 Location: McDonald's
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 4:25 pm Post subject: |
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Within a week of my brand new HS school's opening last year, the boys were spitting loogies anywhere and everywhere on the shiney, new faux-marble floors. They seem to save their biggest ones for the stairs. Gross. And on those kinds of floors, the loogies don't stay in a little area like on concrete. They just smear.
Another reason I don't wear slippers in the school  |
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bluelake

Joined: 01 Dec 2005
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:14 pm Post subject: |
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Not exactly the same, but once while flying to Korea on NWA, a non-Korean fellow, seated in a seat across the aisle, diagonal from mine, was chewing tobacco and ptooing into a paper cup. |
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DanielP
Joined: 25 Nov 2006
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:25 pm Post subject: |
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This one was downright nasty.
As I was waiting for the subway to arrive at crowded station,I spotted this gorgeous Korean woman. Although she was drop-dead gorgeous I thanked myself for my anxiety in chatting her up because before I could do so, she horked up only to sounds like a friggin cat with a hairball, and spat it on the subway tracks...
Needless to say, her attractiveness on my rector scale broke a new downward record
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jvalmer

Joined: 06 Jun 2003
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:45 pm Post subject: |
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I don't really see a problem spitting outside, or even on subway tracks. I don't know where you've seen people spit inside, because I haven't seen anyone spit onto a floor inside a building. And I've been here 2.5 years. I guess I'll have to pay attention to the people around me more. |
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kermo

Joined: 01 Sep 2004 Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:05 pm Post subject: |
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DanielP wrote: |
Needless to say, her attractiveness on my rector scale broke a new downward record
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*Checks Google to see if anyone has made any good jokes/images about the "rector scale." Is disappointed.*
p.s. It's Richter. This is a rector:
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The Soju Hoju

Joined: 29 Nov 2006 Location: Bus 26, 200 yards past Lotteria on the left
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:36 pm Post subject: |
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I think there should be two Korean guards stationed at Incheon airport.....and as you pass through customs they should both cough up a couple of grollers and mutter ' Welcome to dynArkkkkmic Korea ' |
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blynch

Joined: 25 Oct 2006 Location: UCLA
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:43 pm Post subject: |
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The Soju Hoju wrote: |
I think there should be two Korean guards stationed at Incheon airport.....and as you pass through customs they should both cough up a couple of grollers and mutter ' Welcome to dynArkkkkmic Korea ' |
FREAKING SOJU HOJU RAT |
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Alyallen

Joined: 29 Mar 2004 Location: The 4th Greatest Place on Earth = Jeonju!!!
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:50 pm Post subject: |
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jvalmer wrote: |
I don't really see a problem spitting outside, or even on subway tracks. I don't know where you've seen people spit inside, because I haven't seen anyone spit onto a floor inside a building. And I've been here 2.5 years. I guess I'll have to pay attention to the people around me more. |
I've been here about that long plus 4 months years ago. The first time I was here I didn't see it or notice it much indoors. But in the 2.5 years I've been here, Ive seen it at the arcade (I remember because I put my purse on the floor to play a game and I didn't see the loogie on the floor. YUCK!) and constantly in the women's bathroom. It's like Hey! You could spit in the toilet but NOOOOOOOOO that would be too much work...Stupid bitches  |
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The Soju Hoju

Joined: 29 Nov 2006 Location: Bus 26, 200 yards past Lotteria on the left
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:36 pm Post subject: |
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Shut it Blynch you licker of dogs a rses |
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seattlespew
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:51 pm Post subject: |
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