Korean Job Discussion Forums

[jajdude]

"Zero English" in Cheonan was the best one I ever saw.

[bixlerscott]

Ding Ding Dang

[Lizara]

I still think yours wins, but these are the best I've personally seen:

Toss English
Butter English

[butlerian]

Seok All English

[Muffin]

Lizara you beat me to it, I always had a chuckle when I saw the Toss English minibuses.

[swetepete]

"Do Bee English"
Don't be a don't Bee, be a DO Bee!
Couldn't believe that one.

[mnhnhyouh]

Highest English Academy. It is on the third floor, just below another English Academy.

Not as good as the ones above, but I thought it funny

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[Corporal]

There's an ad in the Job section right now for St. Genius Academy.

[merkurix]

Oregon Hanyang Institute. Don't know how those two names are related. It's like calling something else Arizona Sungkyunkwan.

[captain kirk]

Pink Gorilla English Academy. Seriously. The contract probably says, "Pink Gorilla English agrees to employ __________(said Pink Gorilla) at pay rate of ___________(ten crates of fresh bananas) and will provide rent-free, furnished accomodation (in a pleasant tree)".

Further, "_________(said Pink Gorilla) is expected to uphold the reputation of the Academy (by not biting students, or chasing dogs/cats) and will abide by the laws of the jungle of Korea".

I didn't work there, but a subspecies did.

[goodgood]

[Novernae]

Youst (someone though You + First + Best was best expressed as 'Youst')

Language of Space and Time

[semphoon]

English General Hospital.

Its not a hospital.

[swetepete]

An ex-boss had the bright idea of combining English with Fun, for a special Saturday program where we were to do Fun things in English. He called it "FUNglish." I told him it sounded like a disease. He almost cried, I think.

[ilovebdt]