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| How do you want to die? |
| Old as possible, with my family loving me as I say goodbye |
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30% |
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| Old and alone... leave a man to die in peace! |
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3% |
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| instant death, please! |
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39% |
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| For my country, painful or not, I don't care |
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0% |
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| Pick my bones, I'd rather burn forever burn than cease to exist! |
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3% |
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| I delude myself with promises of re-incarnation or some such mystic bullshyt... I can never truly die. |
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24% |
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Young FRANKenstein
Joined: 02 Oct 2006
Location: Castle Frankenstein (that's FRONKensteen)
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| Big_Bird wrote: |
| Choking on a life-sized chocolate sculpture of <mustn't tell you> |
Yeah, but choking on which anatomical part?  |
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True Samurai
Joined: 07 Feb 2007
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| Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:41 am Post subject: |
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I heard a saying once, it was the greatest thought I'd ever heard about death. "May you die in bed, at 90, shot by a jealous lover."
Hek yah ! |
Put me in mind of the Irish blessing:
May you be in heaven, half hour before the devil knows you're dead. |
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Pak Yu Man
Joined: 02 Jun 2005
Location: The Ida galaxy
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| Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:29 pm Post subject: |
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When the time comes (I want to be old)...I hope to be at ground zero of a nuclear impact.
Feel nothing...instant atomization. |
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519forlife
Joined: 26 Sep 2006
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| Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:54 pm Post subject: O.D. |
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| O.D. that's the way to go for me. Something sleepy like morphine or dilaudid, not the Yeao, don't want my heart to explode. |
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Junior
Joined: 18 Nov 2005
Location: the eye
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| Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:20 am Post subject: |
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| I always thought being trampled and gored by an outraged elephant was where its at. |
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babtangee
Joined: 18 Dec 2004
Location: OMG! Charlie has me surrounded!
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| Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:55 am Post subject: |
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| Junior wrote: |
| I always thought being trampled and gored by an outraged elephant was where its at. |
Will a rhino do? how about an ajumma in sight of a bargain? |
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SPINOZA
Joined: 10 Jun 2005
Location: $eoul
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| Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 2:24 am Post subject: |
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| Junior wrote: |
| I always thought being trampled and gored by an outraged elephant was where its at. |
It can be arranged.  |
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willneverteachagain
Joined: 17 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 3:03 am Post subject: |
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| who told u that i was going to die? do u know something i havent been told? |
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Privateer
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Location: Easy Street.
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| Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 3:12 am Post subject: |
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I think I'd like to be torn apart by dogs.
This thread reminds me of this poll from http://chasemeladies.blogspot.com/:-
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You are a British fox. How would you most like to be killed?
I would like to be shot by a farmer.
I would like to be chased cross country by posh people, then bitten by dogs.
I would like to be dug out by terriers, then bashed on the head with a shovel.
I would like to be mown down by traffic.
I would like to be caught in a wire snare.
I would like to be trapped in a cage, then stoned to death with champagne bottles in an Oxbridge college. |
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willneverteachagain
Joined: 17 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 3:41 am Post subject: |
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| i cant believe all those sentences started with "i would like" |
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crusher_of_heads
Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Location: kimbop and kimchi for kimberly!!!!
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| Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:24 am Post subject: |
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| I would prefer not to-however, if I must go, I don't want a stingray to stabe me in the heart, Iwould prefer not to have cancer in any part of the equation-an idea lwould be when I am 95, I am driving alone and I am hit by a drunk driver and I end up dead. |
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Tarmangani
Joined: 17 Apr 2006
Location: the Calm
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| Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:28 am Post subject: |
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| I want to take others with me. |
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VanIslander
Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!
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| Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 1:56 pm Post subject: |
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| i wanna die a happy man |
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Buff
Joined: 07 Apr 2004
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| Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 4:22 pm Post subject: |
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I would like to die at an old age after seeing my children grow and have children of their own. I would like to die in my sleep, after a long, meaningful talk with my husband. It's one of my favorite ways to fall asleep now and I would love my last night to end that way.
Also I just want to die before he does because I don't know how I'll be able to handle it if he goes first. |
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NAVFC
Joined: 10 May 2006
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| Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 5:29 pm Post subject: |
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| gunning down north korean troops in Pyongyang and going down in a hail storm of gun fire |
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