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toddswift
Joined: 26 Jan 2007
Location: Seoul
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 Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:48 pm Post subject: The king of the BEASTS............. |
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After my last post things have changed, just in my thinking. I know it may be hard to take if you are one of the majority of guys trying to get any girl here for romance, but to tell you the truth, and I aint trying to brag, I got to fight the women off with sticks. Just came back from Cebu, the korean stewardesses were all over me, so far I have got 4 name cards from Korean stewardesses they secretly give me with little messages on the back. I went out last night and noticed most of the teachers at the bar were desperate, going for anything that moves, scraping the bottom of the barrel. even married women come up to me in emart and try to give me their phone numbers, tried private teaching, it turns out to be a dinner with the woman at her apartment.......and then her kids having to go somewhere. I explained all this to my friend back home and she said that korea must be hungry for good looking beasts. I guess a lot of the guys here are guys who are jealous of a guy like me, and have to type some kind of crap to make themeselves feel better. I guess I am the king of the beasts here, and I just have to face the facts. And I guess if a lion can get meat all the time, he begins to get bored with it. If you are a little hyena or a little vulture looking dude, than you gotta fight for the scraps of meat left over, sure, that would make me be resentful of the lion, and make up crap to say about him, but I guess its all genetics, I guess I am lucky  |
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xingyiman
Joined: 12 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 2:58 am Post subject: |
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| Yeah, Ive slept with all the Korean supermodels. Old news dude. |
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butlerian
Joined: 04 Sep 2006
Location: Korea
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| Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 3:08 am Post subject: Re: The king of the BEASTS............. |
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| toddswift wrote: |
| After my last post things have changed, just in my thinking. I know it may be hard to take if you are one of the majority of guys trying to get any girl here for romance, but to tell you the truth, and I aint trying to brag, I got to fight the women off with sticks. Just came back from Cebu, the korean stewardesses were all over me, so far I have got 4 name cards from Korean stewardesses they secretly give me with little messages on the back. I went out last night and noticed most of the teachers at the bar were desperate, going for anything that moves, scraping the bottom of the barrel. even married women come up to me in emart and try to give me their phone numbers, tried private teaching, it turns out to be a dinner with the woman at her apartment.......and then her kids having to go somewhere. I explained all this to my friend back home and she said that korea must be hungry for good looking beasts. I guess a lot of the guys here are guys who are jealous of a guy like me, and have to type some kind of crap to make themeselves feel better. I guess I am the king of the beasts here, and I just have to face the facts. And I guess if a lion can get meat all the time, he begins to get bored with it. If you are a little hyena or a little vulture looking dude, than you gotta fight for the scraps of meat left over, sure, that would make me be resentful of the lion, and make up crap to say about him, but I guess its all genetics, I guess I am lucky |
Yep, you sure must have good genes for promoting positive physical features. However, the fact that you need to write about that here and talk such bull suggests that you might be a bit lacking in genes that promote intelligence. But then, it's not unusual for the two not to go hand in hand... |
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JMO
Joined: 18 Jul 2006
Location: Daegu
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| Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 3:13 am Post subject: |
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| Sounds good to be you. Go propagate those gense you sexy beast. |
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jinju
Joined: 22 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 3:13 am Post subject: Re: The king of the BEASTS............. |
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| butlerian wrote: |
| toddswift wrote: |
| After my last post things have changed, just in my thinking. I know it may be hard to take if you are one of the majority of guys trying to get any girl here for romance, but to tell you the truth, and I aint trying to brag, I got to fight the women off with sticks. Just came back from Cebu, the korean stewardesses were all over me, so far I have got 4 name cards from Korean stewardesses they secretly give me with little messages on the back. I went out last night and noticed most of the teachers at the bar were desperate, going for anything that moves, scraping the bottom of the barrel. even married women come up to me in emart and try to give me their phone numbers, tried private teaching, it turns out to be a dinner with the woman at her apartment.......and then her kids having to go somewhere. I explained all this to my friend back home and she said that korea must be hungry for good looking beasts. I guess a lot of the guys here are guys who are jealous of a guy like me, and have to type some kind of crap to make themeselves feel better. I guess I am the king of the beasts here, and I just have to face the facts. And I guess if a lion can get meat all the time, he begins to get bored with it. If you are a little hyena or a little vulture looking dude, than you gotta fight for the scraps of meat left over, sure, that would make me be resentful of the lion, and make up crap to say about him, but I guess its all genetics, I guess I am lucky |
Yep, you sure must have good genes for promoting positive physical features. However, the fact that you need to write about that here and talk such bull suggests that you might be a bit lacking in genes that promote intelligence. But then, it's not unusual for the two not to go hand in hand... |
heheeheheh burn! |
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Riddzy
Joined: 06 Sep 2004
Location: London
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| Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 3:19 am Post subject: |
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| The empty can rattles the most. |
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VanIslander
Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!
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| Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 3:24 am Post subject: |
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Lion?
More like fox in a hen house. |
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ajstew
Joined: 04 Feb 2004
Location: Korea
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| Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 3:27 am Post subject: |
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| Good for you... seriously... good for you. Hope you're happy, and that whoever you choose to see exclusively, you won't have others on the side. |
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Beej
Joined: 05 Mar 2005
Location: Eungam Loop
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| Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 3:33 am Post subject: |
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| I seriously doubt so many Korean air stewardesses are giving their phone numbers to a lowly english teacher; even if you are the best looking guy in the world. |
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babtangee
Joined: 18 Dec 2004
Location: OMG! Charlie has me surrounded!
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| Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 4:47 am Post subject: |
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| ...have to type some kind of crap to make themeselves feel better. |
Seems people write all kinds of crap to make themselves feel better. |
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djsmnc
Joined: 20 Jan 2003
Location: Dave's ESL Cafe
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| Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:39 am Post subject: |
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| I'm calling a bluff |
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Junior
Joined: 18 Nov 2005
Location: the eye
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| Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:43 am Post subject: |
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I totally agree with you Mr swift. The women here have no shame- every one a loose, brazen hussy. They have no morality, no care for their reputation. First they make eyes at me in the street. They follow me home, thinking I don't notice. They kncok on my door pretending to sell handphones or be missionaries. They don't leave- they crack into my soju. And I can barely get through my day at work for tiredness. They keep going all night. And their bodies are just...tooo perfect. I've reached the top and trust me, I don't want it any more. I'm looking for a deeper meaning to life. Women always used to tell me sex was easy, it meant nothing. Now I know what they mean.
I've started studying crochet now. The interplay of knitting needles is more captivating to me now than this endless qeue of wanton trollopes. Everyday i work, get called, meet up, shag, shag her best friend,her daughter, then have to get up again 5 minutes after I've finally dropped off. I hear ya brew. I mean its all so..superficial or something. Have you thought of Saudi arabia? |
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SeoulFinn
Joined: 27 Feb 2006
Location: 1h from Seoul
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| Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 6:18 am Post subject: Re: The king of the BEASTS............. |
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| toddswift wrote: |
| After my last post things have changed [...] |
And then you woke up, eh?  |
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Travelous Maximus
Joined: 15 Jan 2007
Location: Nueva Anglia
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| Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 6:30 am Post subject: |
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| What a conceited bastard. |
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BS.Dos.
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
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| Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 7:44 am Post subject: |
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Here's another just in case you wear out the one you've got.
Tell me, is this what you see when you look in the mirror? |
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