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Funniest (or what you think coolest)phrase you have heard...
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cubanlord



Joined: 08 Jul 2005
Location: In Japan!

PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 12:44 am    Post subject: Funniest (or what you think coolest)phrase you have heard... Reply with quote

in your life?

Have you ever heard or read phrase and it just stuck? Mine is this one:

"Come get some"

I was working at an automotive shop with a bunch of rednecks and one was talking to another. The one dude, I guess, was bragging how he could take the other guy (the other guys was tall and fat and a force to be reckoned with). So the tall fat guys said, "if you think you got it, come get some".

Laughing

I don't know why, but, it has stuck with me for over 8 years. lol.

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Hollywoodaction



Joined: 02 Jul 2004

PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 12:54 am    Post subject: Re: Funniest (or what you think coolest)phrase you have hear Reply with quote

cubanlord wrote:
in your life?

Have you ever heard or read phrase and it just stuck? Mine is this one:

"Come get some"

I was working at an automotive shop with a bunch of rednecks and one was talking to another. The one dude, I guess, was bragging how he could take the other guy (the other guys was tall and fat and a force to be reckoned with). So the tall fat guys said, "if you think you got it, come get some".

Laughing

I don't know why, but, it has stuck with me for over 8 years. lol.

Share your story behind your phrase!


"Moron labe". Laughing
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swetepete



Joined: 01 Nov 2006
Location: a limp little burg

PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 1:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I dunno about for my whole life, but for some reason I've had 'chucksteak pissflaps' stuck in my head for a really long time...
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gang ah jee



Joined: 14 Jan 2003
Location: city of paper

PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 4:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I agree with cubanlord. 'Come get some' is the funniest and coolest phrase I've ever heard.
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Woland



Joined: 10 May 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's the motto of Stamford University. I think they're referring to education.
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freshking



Joined: 07 Dec 2006

PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like this one, "She's got a face like a bulldog chewin on a wasp"
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gang ah jee



Joined: 14 Jan 2003
Location: city of paper

PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Woland wrote:
It's the motto of Stamford University. I think they're referring to education.

That's right! It's even printed on my diploma!
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flakfizer



Joined: 12 Nov 2004
Location: scaling the Cliffs of Insanity with a frayed rope.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 6:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I remember around New Year's 1990, Dave Letterman was doing a top ten list and it was a list attempting to predict the catch-phrases of the coming decade (he prefaced this by quoting some popular 80's phrases like: "Where's the beef?") Anyway, not sure why, but a couple of those phrases still stick with me. One was, "I lost my dolly...DOWN THE CRAPPER!" Another was, "Who do you think you are, Bjorn Nipmo?" Not the funniest phrases to be sure, but I still remember them for some reason.
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mikowee



Joined: 03 Aug 2006

PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 6:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Keep the crap in your pants"
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Woland



Joined: 10 May 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 7:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

gang ah jee wrote:
Woland wrote:
It's the motto of Stamford University. I think they're referring to education.

That's right! It's even printed on my diploma!


Too bad the Korean printer made a mistake with mine and made the Latin translation 'Molon Labe'. What the hell could that mean?

Will you make homecoming this year?
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Demophobe



Joined: 17 May 2004

PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 4:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sell that to the tourists.
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Cerebroden



Joined: 27 Dec 2006

PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 4:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"who's your daddy?"


and my personal favorite.
"I'm your huckleberry"

and I find myself using this one on a very frequent basis

"You're a fawkin idiot"
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zappadelta



Joined: 31 Aug 2004

PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

'She looks like she was slapped in the face with a toilet seat.'
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lawyertood



Joined: 17 Jan 2003
Location: Seoul, Incheon and the World--working undercover for the MOJ

PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 6:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My creations.....

As for him, he knows the whole Shyt (swear filter spelling) family except for Jack, and, well, Jack's an orphan.

Colon it!
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ella



Joined: 17 Apr 2006

PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 7:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"We'll be bounced around like a bead of sweat in an aerobics instructor's buttocks cleaveage!" (Lister, "Red Dwarf")

Having been an aerobics instructor, I can attest that that's pretty bouncy.
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