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Perceived ignorance is bliss...

 
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cubanlord



Joined: 08 Jul 2005
Location: In Japan!

PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:23 pm    Post subject: Perceived ignorance is bliss... Reply with quote

I knew that some day, Dave's ESL's discussion forums would serve some other purpose than trying to "out smart" the other poster or "make fun of someone just because you're bored". Anyways, I remember reading something about someone getting pulled over by the cops, them acting ignorant and getting away with whatever. Well, IT WORKS!

I was on my way somewhere when I got pulled over by the cops. I was on my scooter. Now, the distance between point A and point B was about 3 minutes on the scooter, so, I thought, "eh, I will leave the helmet in the little case thingy." So, off I went. Well, they stopped me. I had my hat and sunglasses on and they thought I was Korean......until I took off my sunglasses and they saw that I wasn't. So, the cop asked me where I was going (I acted as if I didn't know Korean). I said, "huh?" "what?" He then said in KOrean, "ah...this is a foreigner....oh man....". SO then he said in English, "from?" I said, "oh...I am from America. Nice to meet you". I went to shake his hand and he jumped back and said, "oh..no nono...". He then motioned putting on a helmet. So I said, "oh....here" and I pointed to my seat. So, I got up and put on my helmet and he left.

I wonder if I would have begun speaking Korean to him if it would have been worse? A ticket maybe? Wonder why the bike (under 50CC) didn't have a license plate? etc.

Now, I AM COMPLETELY IN THE WRONG HERE; I SHOULD HAVE HAD MY HELMET ON. But....as I said before....

ignorance is bliss...well....at least "fake" ignorance.

Maybe the old proverb, "power perceived is power acheived" fits better here. Whatever.


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ED209



Joined: 17 Oct 2006

PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Under 50cc! Did they stop you because you were driving a hedge trimmer?
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cubanlord



Joined: 08 Jul 2005
Location: In Japan!

PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ED209 wrote:
Under 50cc! Did they stop you because you were driving a hedge trimmer?


lol. I think it is under 50CC. The fastest this thing can go is 70kph with me on it. Up hill, about 60. It's one of those small ones that you see farmers putting around on.
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Cerebroden



Joined: 27 Dec 2006

PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 5:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

you suck, a cop was able to catch you?
You're obviously not driving like a true korean.
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RACETRAITOR



Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea

PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 5:22 am    Post subject: Re: Perceived ignorance is bliss... Reply with quote

cubanlord wrote:
I knew that some day, Dave's ESL's discussion forums would serve some other purpose than trying to "out smart" the other poster or "make fun of someone just because you're bored". Anyways, I remember reading something about someone getting pulled over by the cops, them acting ignorant and getting away with whatever. Well, IT WORKS!


Might've been my story. A friend and I were trespassing in an abandoned building and got caught on CCTV. A police car caught up to us in the alley and when the driver saw we were foreigners he drove by laughing and shaking his head. He must have figured we were looking for a bathroom and were too dumb to realise we were in a burned out condemned building.
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Pak Yu Man



Joined: 02 Jun 2005
Location: The Ida galaxy

PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 8:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I told you that worked!

done it many a time and got off so many times. Well 2 times but....
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jdog2050



Joined: 17 Dec 2006

PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 5:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pak Yu Man wrote:
I told you that worked!

done it many a time and got off so many times. Well 2 times but....


Not only in the outside world, but in school too. There's a crap-ton of work I get out of by not knowing Korean. Even if I learned it (which I plan to), I'll still pretend I don't speak it because of the perks.
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venus



Joined: 25 Oct 2006
Location: Near Seoul

PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 10:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Got away with it in England on a 125cc and that was in a traffic police town too. (suped up Yamaha tzr 125 with power-valve, de-regulated exhaust and LOCKTITE race kit - yeah boy! - 85mph downhill on a suny day with the wind behind me!)

In Phuket I got caught helmetless on a 50cc scooter and they wanted to fine me. They were doing it to every foriegner they saw but I watched as tons of helmetless Thais rode pass without being stopped....

I pretended I had only the little money I had in change in my pocket which was about two thirds of the fine and when they asked for id, I said it was at my motel on the other side of the island. (I have a problem with authority when it's unfair.)

All this was a lie and I knew I could be getting myself in deeper trouble....

But I did it anyway, went to the cop shop, paid the smaller ammount and off I went for a fun packed hour long perusal of Phuket Zoo where a tiger charged at me, slamming up against the side of it's caged and scared the hell out of me....
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mj roach



Joined: 16 Mar 2003

PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 11:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

driving home after a few beers one night...
cops stopping everyone for a 'breathalizer' check...
cop shoves the thing in the window...
(pretending it's a cell phone) 'Hello, hello, yo-bo-sae-yo'....
look at cop like 'wtf'...
cop looks at his partner with a 'babo wae-gook' look...
grabs the thing and waves like 'get the f' outta here'
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gang ah jee



Joined: 14 Jan 2003
Location: city of paper

PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 11:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mj roach wrote:
driving home after a few beers one night...
cops stopping everyone for a 'breathalizer' check...
cop shoves the thing in the window...
(pretending it's a cell phone) 'Hello, hello, yo-bo-sae-yo'....
look at cop like 'wtf'...
cop looks at his partner with a 'babo wae-gook' look...
grabs the thing and waves like 'get the f' outta here'

Awesome! This thread needs more poems!
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