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gang ah jee
Joined: 14 Jan 2003
Location: city of paper
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| gang ah jee wrote: |
| Woland wrote: |
| It's the motto of Stamford University. I think they're referring to education. |
That's right! It's even printed on my diploma! |
Too bad the Korean printer made a mistake with mine and made the Latin translation 'Molon Labe'. What the hell could that mean? |
I think it's Thai, not Latin. It's probably a translation of Stamford's new motto for the 21st century - "International Studies ... Healthy Environment".
Oh, have you heard the motto of that degree mill in Bangladesh that has been trying to cash in on Stamford's good name and reputation? "Moving Teaching Excellence from Good to Great". It probably sounds better in Bengali.
And homecoming? I'll be coming to get some! |
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Toon Army
Joined: 12 Mar 2007
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| she has a face like a bucket of smashed crabs |
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DaeguKid
Joined: 09 Dec 2006
Location: Daegu
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| Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 2:42 am Post subject: |
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that's cool as F!CK!
I just like it!
DK |
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yawarakaijin
Joined: 08 Aug 2006
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Whenever I was acting like a little sh#t my mother would always pull out the " you're cruising for a bruising." No idea why, but that has always stuck with me. She never actually bruised me but she did bite me on the arm once, but only after I bit her first. When I look back, she was the coolest mom.  |
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socrates flitcraft
Joined: 11 Sep 2006
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 4:42 pm Post subject: my stones |
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not exactly funny, more descritptive...
"with stones in their pockets"
to describe particularly bullet like nipples. full version...
"you'd hang wet duffel coats off them...with stones in their pockets" |
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kimchi story
Joined: 23 Nov 2006
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I hated "take'er easy" until a guy at a chandlery I used to work at added to it "and if she's easy, maybe take'er twice".
My favorite rhetorical: "Are the Kennedies gunshy?" |
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sirfro
Joined: 01 Dec 2006
Location: Guui-dong...lol
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| Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:22 pm Post subject: |
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The funniest scene for me in any movie was Mel Gibson's 'Payback'...
"Don't worry buddy, this one's on me..."
"Ya see me reachin' fer my f***in' wallet?!"
Gold... |
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khyber
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Compunction Junction
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| Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 8:13 pm Post subject: |
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| Hug it out bi**h |
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rawiri
Joined: 01 Jun 2003
Location: Lovely day for a fire drill.
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| Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 9:08 pm Post subject: |
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| "Harden up soft kock" |
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Swiss James
Joined: 26 Nov 2003
Location: Shanghai
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| Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 9:12 pm Post subject: |
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| "I left her face like a painter's radio" |
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alpope23
Joined: 15 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:00 am Post subject: Re: my stones |
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| socrates flitcraft wrote: |
not exactly funny, more descritptive...
"with stones in their pockets"
to describe particularly bullet like nipples. full version...
"you'd hang wet duffel coats off them...with stones in their pockets" |
I've heard "She had nipples like s fighter pilots thumbs!" |
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DRAMA OVERKILL
Joined: 12 Apr 2005
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| Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:06 am Post subject: Re: Funniest (or what you think coolest)phrase you have hear |
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in your life?
Have you ever heard or read phrase and it just stuck? Mine is this one:
"Come get some"
I was working at an automotive shop with a bunch of rednecks and one was talking to another. The one dude, I guess, was bragging how he could take the other guy (the other guys was tall and fat and a force to be reckoned with). So the tall fat guys said, "if you think you got it, come get some".
I don't know why, but, it has stuck with me for over 8 years. lol.
Share your story behind your phrase! |
"Get some???"... Nah, I want it all!!!
Boo... Sorry.... |
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swetepete
Joined: 01 Nov 2006
Location: a limp little burg
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| Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:51 am Post subject: |
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Some that I've been stuck on lately...
"He's got more issues than a comic book store, more vd than a Tiajuana brothel, and his head's so far up his ass he can taste his lungs."
"She's so hip, she can't see over her own pelvis."
"He's camp as a tent."
"He's as busy as a two-headed rent-boy in a caulksucking contest."
"I've seen better legs on a quadruple amputee."
"Yeah, she's pretty cute, for a burn victim."
"Wow, you really shat the bed."
"She's so cool her brain's got frostbit." |
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Toon Army
Joined: 12 Mar 2007
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| Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:07 am Post subject: |
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Shes got a fanny like a hippos yawn,
She's got a fanny like a burst sofa
She's got a face like a rat catchers mallet
She's got a face like a blind cobblers thumb
she has a face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle |
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poet13
Joined: 22 Jan 2006
Location: Just over there....throwing lemons.
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| Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:18 pm Post subject: |
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"she has a face like a bucket of smashed crabs"
never heard that one before, but this used to really p1ss my exwife off.
She's got a face like a can of smashed assholes. |
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