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cloud



Joined: 29 Aug 2006
Location: The south of the southern South Korea

PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:49 pm    Post subject: um....condoms? Reply with quote

Okay, so I have been surfing through the ESL Cafe to see if someone might have posted something like this before. If there is a post, I couldn't find it...

You see, my boyfriend and I have finally run out of condoms from back home and um... we need advice. We tried some Korean condoms and they are too small. So, does anyone know of any brands that are.... bigger? Embarassed

I hope that this doesn't turn into a *beep*-size and mine-is-bigger-than-yours discussion. All I need is a brand name (I can read Korean) or colour of the package or anything.

Would very much appreciate it!
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Thumbnail Postermonkey



Joined: 24 Jul 2006

PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cloud;

You can have Western condoms here in Korea. Are you in Seoul? If so, head over to Itaewon. From the sidewalk right in front of Burger King, walk 3-4 blocks and find a small storefront which houses a shop and a money exchange place. The doors are red in color - "The Red Door," if you will. You can find all kinds of food from the states via the army base for sale there. As well, you'll find a good selection of condoms. The shop is owned by a friendly Korean woman who speaks a little English. It is a tad on the pricey side (12000 for Durex, and 15000-16000 for Trojans and Trojan Magnum if your man is that equipped), but if you're in need of a rubber with the right fit, it's the place to go. Cheers!
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kermo



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.

PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thumbnail Postermonkey wrote:
Cloud;

You can have Western condoms here in Korea. Are you in Seoul? If so, head over to Itaewon. From the sidewalk right in front of Burger King, walk 3-4 blocks and find a small storefront which houses a shop and a money exchange place. The doors are red in color - "The Red Door," if you will. You can find all kinds of food from the states via the army base for sale there. As well, you'll find a good selection of condoms. The shop is owned by a friendly Korean woman who speaks a little English. It is a tad on the pricey side (12000 for Durex, and 15000-16000 for Trojans and Trojan Magnum if your man is that equipped), but if you're in need of a rubber with the right fit, it's the place to go. Cheers!


I've heard about the "Red Door" but still can't find it. If I'm facing Burger King, do I go right or left? Embarassed
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Hollywoodaction



Joined: 02 Jul 2004

PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.condomdepot.com

Cheap, good selection, costs about 10$ for shipping (depending on how many you order), and arrives in 5 to 10 days. Check out their selection of bulk Lifestyles and Durex condoms for the best deals.


PS. Why do I feel like I'm spamming right now?
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Thumbnail Postermonkey



Joined: 24 Jul 2006

PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kermo;

If you are standing directly in front of BK, looking at the front door, turn right. Going left takes you in the direction of the Itaewon subway station, the police station, the KB bank, Starbucks, The Loft, etc....so don't turn left!Turn right and stay on that side of the street. You'll pass a Family Mart, the intersection point of the "Hill" where the egg sandwich lady plies her trade...a series of offices and shops....the Evergreen Indian/Thai restaurant is on that side of the street too.....Red Door is about a block further down from the Evergreen restaurant. Hope this helps.
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oxfordstu



Joined: 28 Aug 2004
Location: Bangkok

PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hollywoodaction wrote:
http://www.condomdepot.com

Cheap, good selection, costs about 10$ for shipping (depending on how many you order), and arrives in 5 to 10 days. Check out their selection of bulk Lifestyles and Durex condoms for the best deals.


PS. Why do I feel like I'm spamming right now?


Great site. And I thought this little notice was pretty funny:

Quote:
INTERNATIONAL SHIPMENTS
We No Longer Ship to JAPAN because condoms are NOT allowed to be imported. We also no longer Ship to China for similar reasons.
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mrsquirrel



Joined: 13 Dec 2006

PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm sure there are some condoms here that had a 54mm or 56mm girth. They fitted with a squeeze.
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Bibbitybop



Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 10:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oxfordstu wrote:
Hollywoodaction wrote:
http://www.condomdepot.com

Cheap, good selection, costs about 10$ for shipping (depending on how many you order), and arrives in 5 to 10 days. Check out their selection of bulk Lifestyles and Durex condoms for the best deals.


PS. Why do I feel like I'm spamming right now?


Great site. And I thought this little notice was pretty funny:

Quote:
INTERNATIONAL SHIPMENTS
We No Longer Ship to JAPAN because condoms are NOT allowed to be imported. We also no longer Ship to China for similar reasons.


Japan already has good brands available like Durex, so it shouldn't be a problem for them.
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princess



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: soul of Asia

PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahaha!!! White guys are so arrogant about their size. Who cares? It's the magic in the wand that matters. Men need to get a grip about their member's size...Korean and white men. Puhleese! Rolling Eyes It's also not very classy to come on an open forum and talk about bedroom issues.
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endo



Joined: 14 Mar 2004
Location: Seoul...my home

PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The lady's just looking for advice.

And princess, size does matter! Not just from a males perspective, I've heard it from plenty of women. Being too small and even too big is not a good thing.

And yes you need to know how to work it.
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CasperTheFriendlyGhost



Joined: 28 Feb 2007

PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The size of the crank may not be important, but the size of the sheath certainly is. these Korean condoms look like something made for a little kid.

You don't hear too many white guys being arrogant about theri size. Well, Italians maybe...
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princess



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: soul of Asia

PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

endo wrote:
The lady's just looking for advice.

And princess, size does matter! Not just from a males perspective, I've heard it from plenty of women. Being too small and even too big is not a good thing.

And yes you need to know how to work it.
Well, yes, I guess size does matter. If it's too big, eeewww gross.
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butlerian



Joined: 04 Sep 2006
Location: Korea

PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

princess wrote:
endo wrote:
The lady's just looking for advice.

And princess, size does matter! Not just from a males perspective, I've heard it from plenty of women. Being too small and even too big is not a good thing.

And yes you need to know how to work it.
Well, yes, I guess size does matter. If it's too big, eeewww gross.


lol Very Happy Princess, you're a classic.
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cloud



Joined: 29 Aug 2006
Location: The south of the southern South Korea

PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

princess wrote:
hahaha!!! White guys are so arrogant about their size. Who cares? It's the magic in the wand that matters. Men need to get a grip about their member's size...Korean and white men. Puhleese! Rolling Eyes It's also not very classy to come on an open forum and talk about bedroom issues.


Until you commented, nobody even mentioned anything about size and who has the biggest one.

And, honestly, I don't really give a rat's ass whether I am being classy or not. Shocked

Thanks everyone for the advice and suggestions!

I am in Daegu, though, so the 'Red Door' in Seoul will not help much. Crying or Very sad Does anyone know of a place here?

Or any Korean brands that are a bit bigger than normal?

(And I will definitely check out the site, thanks a million!)
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butlerian



Joined: 04 Sep 2006
Location: Korea

PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

cloud wrote:
princess wrote:
hahaha!!! White guys are so arrogant about their size. Who cares? It's the magic in the wand that matters. Men need to get a grip about their member's size...Korean and white men. Puhleese! Rolling Eyes It's also not very classy to come on an open forum and talk about bedroom issues.


Until you commented, nobody even mentioned anything about size and who has the biggest one.

And, honestly, I don't really give a rat's ass whether I am being classy or not. Shocked

Thanks everyone for the advice and suggestions!

I am in Daegu, though, so the 'Red Door' in Seoul will not help much. Crying or Very sad Does anyone know of a place here?

Or any Korean brands that are a bit bigger than normal?

(And I will definitely check out the site, thanks a million!)


Best advice I can give is to go to a decent-sized pharmacy-preferably when it's fairly quiet-and use body language to indicate the size you need Very Happy
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