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cangel
Joined: 19 Jun 2003
Location: Jeonju, S. Korea
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"Come over here and turn around so I can smack you in the back of your head!"
Paul Sr. |
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Rapacious Mr. Batstove
Joined: 26 Jan 2007
Location: Central Areola
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'*beep* the bed!' - exclamation of surprise
'so funny I almost shat' - something very funny
'he has more toe than a Roman Sandal' - he runs fast
'does a duck with a hard-on drag weed?' - rhetorical
'sweating like Hitler waiting for his gas bill' - excessing sweating |
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Fredbob
Joined: 18 Nov 2005
Location: Yongin-Breathing the air-sometimes
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| Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:38 am Post subject: |
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I'm beat like 10 Rodney Kings
or
He got beat like 10 Rodney Kings
I wouldn't fk her with your dck |
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JohnTeacher
Joined: 10 Mar 2007
Location: Ansan-Si, South Korea
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| Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:20 am Post subject: |
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| "Beat like a baby seal".......I always thought it was a bit cruel....but had a funny ring to it too! There's something for everybody.... |
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voth
Joined: 05 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:10 pm Post subject: |
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Two lines from a Dylan Thomas poem:
"Do not go gentle into that good night" and "Rage against the dying of the light" |
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cubanlord
Joined: 08 Jul 2005
Location: In Japan!
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| Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:55 pm Post subject: |
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Two lines from a Dylan Thomas poem:
"Do not go gentle into that good night" and "Rage against the dying of the light" |
Sounds like the Movie Independence Day |
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The Chewbacca Defense
Joined: 29 May 2004
Location: The ROK and a hard place
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| Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:56 pm Post subject: ... |
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My favorite expletives:
Feck!
C@ckkn@ocker
Knob jockey
My favorite phrases:
Shut up Donny!
Up ya poopshoot!
Mofo! |
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BS.Dos.
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
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Whenever I was disorderly at school, which I invariably was, I was often harangued with this immortal admonition,
"Not only have you let yourself down, but you've let me down and you've let the school down"
I'm giving serious thought to having kids just so I can use it myself. |
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alpope23
Joined: 15 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:28 am Post subject: |
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| Flakier than a pan of baklava! |
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Lunar Groove Gardener
Joined: 05 Jan 2005
Location: 1987 Subaru
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| Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:47 am Post subject: |
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| "He's as smart as a tack!" |
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Nicco61
Joined: 06 May 2007
Location: North Carolina, USA
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| Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:47 am Post subject: |
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From the movie "Oh Brother Where Art Thou?"
"He's as dumb as a bag of hammers."
From some movie
"She has nipples you could dial a phone with." |
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Tokki1
Joined: 14 May 2007
Location: The gap between the Korean superiority and inferiority complex
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| Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:38 am Post subject: |
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| Holy mother of Moses! |
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Guri Guy
Joined: 07 Sep 2003
Location: Bamboo Island
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| Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:49 am Post subject: |
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Hockey announcers always had good one liners I thought:
"He beat him like a rented mule" (Pittsburgh announcer)
"Well, scratch my back with a hacksaw" (Pittsburgh announcer"
"He put it where Norman hides his mother" (Top shelf) (Jim Hughson)
"He's seen more rubber than a dead skunk on the Trans-Canada highway"
(Don Cherry on Maple Leafs goaltender Alan Bester) |
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The Perfect Cup of Coffee
Joined: 17 Jun 2007
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Buff
Joined: 07 Apr 2004
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| Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Well, F*** me runnin'! ("Well I'll be damned"'s cool big brother.) |
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