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Canuck Teacher
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:57 pm Post subject: Men in Kilts |
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Aye...time for a scientific survey.
I worked as a bartender in a club back in Toronto during the university days. The staff wore kilts, men and women, and I actually grew fond of wearing it; even wore it out on occasion (yes, I�ve got the legs for it and you know it improved my tips). Of course my friends said it, and the sarong I brought back from my scuba trip to Thailand, were "so-wrong."
So what's the word...kilts on men? yes? no?
Little old lady: On a good day, what does a Scotsman have under his kilt?
me: I don�t know.
LIttle old lady: lipstick.
me:
I was told that joke in the back of a church...right after a formal wedding, surrounded by a group of ladies in their 60s.
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Milwaukiedave
Joined: 02 Oct 2004 Location: Goseong
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jinju
Joined: 22 Jan 2006
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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 11:04 pm Post subject: |
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You mean skirts? |
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seoulkitchen

Joined: 28 Dec 2004 Location: Hub of Asia, my ass!
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:39 am Post subject: |
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Sarongs. kilts, yrah man,. they are all good.
Let's start KILTIN.
Baby yeah! Bring it back and to hell with everyone else
Really tho, I've often thought about wearin' my clans colours. That would be cool.
And well hell, after reading the threads here you know that waygooks here are pretty freaky,
so basically, anything goes.
According to one of trhe avatars here now:
Charlie Brown: Snoopy, I'm bringing SEXY back.
Snoopy: Bitch, please.
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Natalie
Joined: 16 Apr 2007
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:17 am Post subject: |
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Yes. Kilts good.  |
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rhinocharge64
Joined: 20 Sep 2006
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:35 am Post subject: |
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In the land of thai, no worries for wearing a sarong. But in Vietnam the locals don't react so well, certainly back in 2002. A kilt in the U.K. is pretty much par for the course espescially if you are from North of the border. |
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Cohiba

Joined: 01 Feb 2005
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:36 am Post subject: kilts |
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As far as I know kilts don't have pockets. Where would
a Scotsman store lipstick? It is possible to put it in the
"sperm". This is the purse that hangs on the front. |
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Butterfly
Joined: 02 Mar 2003 Location: Kuwait
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:48 am Post subject: |
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Not unless you're actually scottish, actually scottish, not a third generation canadian still claiming to be one because his grandad was called campbell and was rather partial to shortbread. Oh, puck rockers still living in the late seventies are allowed as well. |
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kermo

Joined: 01 Sep 2004 Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:50 am Post subject: Re: kilts |
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Cohiba wrote: |
As far as I know kilts don't have pockets. Where would
a Scotsman store lipstick? It is possible to put it in the
"sperm". This is the purse that hangs on the front. |
Sporran.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sporran
Oh, and while I'm here, I'm very very very partial to kilts, all the more so when they're being worn by actual Scots. Sarongs are very very sexy, albeit in a metrosexual (ick, did I just say that?) sort of way. Tommynomad, a good friend, a former Dave's poster and one of the sexiest men to walk God's green earth, once wore a sarong to work at his job at the high school. Bless him. |
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traxxe

Joined: 21 Feb 2007
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:16 am Post subject: |
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If your parents did not customarily put you in kilts when you were a kid then you should not be wearing them now.
It's just something people do for attention these days if it is not a cultural thing.
Not exactly the same thing but sort of related..
Should I bring my boots with me to Korea? In Texas no one really cares about cowboy boots. I just don't imagine they are very widespread there. I'm not sure I would where them enough to justify packing them though. |
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rocklee
Joined: 04 Oct 2005 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:29 pm Post subject: |
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Who's the sissy now ladyboy!  |
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Canuck Teacher
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:48 pm Post subject: |
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Natalie wrote: |
Yes. Kilts good.  |
I'll wear mine if you wear yours?
rocklee wrote: |
Who's the sissy now ladyboy!  |
lol. ok...im busted. what can i say, they grew on me.
traxxe wrote: |
If your parents did not customarily put you in kilts when you were a kid then you should not be wearing them now. |
I'm sorry, that is just moronic thinking.
traxxe wrote: |
It's just something people do for attention these days if it is not a cultural thing.
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Actually, the only time i feel comfortable wearing a sarong is as a makeshift bathrobe for lounging around the house. It's disdain for attention that keeps me from wearing them and kilts outside. Is it so-wrong to chuck "normalcy" to the side and enjoy a lil variety now and again?
Cast off these fashion chains i say, and rise up against the tsk-tsking sheep that bleat to a uniform drummer. Kilts to the wind, men!
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spliff

Joined: 19 Jan 2004 Location: Khon Kaen, Thailand
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:57 pm Post subject: |
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I wear sarongs here at home and for bed but I'd never go outside wearing one, even to the little store nearby. I know the Koreans would just stare at me like I was some kinda nutcase...  |
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traxxe

Joined: 21 Feb 2007
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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:48 am Post subject: |
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Sorry if you thought that thought was moronic.
I've seen to many highlander fans who where kilts out for attention or because they think it is cool. Then when someone asks them about their heritage they claim something but are ignorant of the details or even the cultural heritage of their people beyond Braveheart.
I'm mostly Irish, Scottish and Dutch. Even as a history major I don't feel I know enough about the culture to identify and represent it in my daily attire.
If I wear my boots and you ask me about them. I've ridden horses. I've roped a little. I've worked a ranch as a kid. I have a couple of honky tonk musicians in the family. I can exlpain the culture. I can tell you I identify more with Hank Sr., Waylon, Marty, and Merl. Hell, I have a picture of my step-father and Merl jamming out while I'm sitting in the background watching playing with a toy.
If I wore a kilt, which I have and find comfortable. Someone once came to me and asked questions. I was clueless. I felt that I was somehow betraying the culture. I don't feel that way about my boots. |
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bejarano-korea

Joined: 13 Dec 2006
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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:41 pm Post subject: |
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I wore a Welsh kilt to my sisters wedding, very liberating it was to wear. To feel the wind flow up to your knackers on a warm day is something that every man who has the Gael in them has to experience.
Family members threatened to de-kilt me, I warned them that the penalty was an on the spot beating!  |
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