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Ajumma Summer Camps.

 
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Is a hinged visor an appropriate gift for a new girlfriend?
Yes, there's nothing more stylish or practical!
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No way, that's insulting to the proud Ajuma heritage.
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Nope, a spitoon is far more useful..
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superacidjax



Joined: 17 Oct 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 2:58 am    Post subject: Ajumma Summer Camps. Reply with quote

What year does the cute Korean woman get carted off to Ajuma camp? I was just wondering.

From unconfirmed reports, I've discovered that inside these camps, women receive their special haircut and are trained in the arts of grunting, subway elbowing and massive spit production. At the conclusion of the camp, they are issued their special, hinged visor, provided they can scowl appropriately.

Has anyone ever seen the inside of these camps? Any photos? Enquiring minds want to know..
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SuperHero



Joined: 10 Dec 2003
Location: Superhero Hideout

PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 3:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


copied from here
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seoulsucker



Joined: 05 Mar 2006
Location: The Land of the Hesitant Cutoff

PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're referring to the process known as AJUMMOSIS, and it usually occurs in the early thirties. Once the hair goes above the shoulder, there's no turning back. A perm is around the corner.
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Natalie



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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

and when does the clicking/popping of the chewing gum start?
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seoulsucker



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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Natalie wrote:
and when does the clicking/popping of the chewing gum start?


While the perm is setting.
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Natalie



Joined: 16 Apr 2007

PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 7:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you do realise there is a similar transtition with korean men, its called arjoshmossis
the first sign is the pulling up of the pants/trousers higher than the waist.
A kind of self-inflicted wedgy haha
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superacidjax



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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2007 7:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I forgot about the gum popping.. good grief.. that's one of the key tenets of the Ajuma Reeducation Program.
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