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wylies99
Joined: 13 May 2006
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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 Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 12:00 am Post subject: |
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The only sound from a woman that matters to me is "Yes" when I ask if we can have sex.  Then I know the "liquor is quicker" theory worked yet again and the begging is over for one night. |
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Big_Bird
Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: Sometimes here sometimes there...
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| Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 12:20 am Post subject: |
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| I tend to just gaze at the ceiling with pursed lips, counting back from 20 until it's over... |
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Big_Bird
Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: Sometimes here sometimes there...
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| Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 12:29 am Post subject: |
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| snowy32 wrote: |
| Another female point of view.....I don't fake noises but sometimes I wish I did because then I could have more control over it. I actually have a problem trying to keep quiet, it can cause problems when you live in apartment buildings. |
Yeah. I suspect that the women here claiming it's faked believe that just because they themselves fake it, and assume all other women do too. I don't know if it's some kind of learned response, but I do it without any conscious intention. I also have to concentrate on being quiet. |
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wylies99
Joined: 13 May 2006
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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| Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 1:09 am Post subject: |
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| Like Woody Allen once said "Sex without love is an empty experience, but when it comes to empty experiences, it's one of the best." |
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seoulsucker
Joined: 05 Mar 2006
Location: The Land of the Hesitant Cutoff
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| Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 1:45 am Post subject: |
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I'm a loud son-of-a-gun, but my neighbors are cool with it.
I even got a "high-five" the other day. No joke. |
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wylies99
Joined: 13 May 2006
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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| Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 2:23 am Post subject: |
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In my first apartment in the US, the couple above us had LOUD sex from the time he got home after work until 5 minutes before it was time to go back to work. They almost brought down the ceiling around us a couple times.
After a week, we finally saw them- it was like "Frankenstein's monster had hooked up with "Miss Piggy's ugly sister."
Good for them they found each other. |
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SeoulFinn
Joined: 27 Feb 2006
Location: 1h from Seoul
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| Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 2:40 am Post subject: |
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| kermo wrote: |
| I'm naturally expressive, and had my own repertoire of grateful noises well before I saw my first bit of porn.[...] |
I would love to hear more of you!  Sorry, I just couldn't help it... it just had to be said!
EDIT: Creepy? Alright. *edits* Italics removed so that the post it less "creepy." Anyway, I just want to express my appreciation of Kermo's vocal input while she's engaged in the act of making love. And no, unfortunately I do not have any first hand knowledge of the racket she makes while... um... never mind! 
Last edited by SeoulFinn on Tue May 08, 2007 5:59 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Qinella
Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib
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| Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 4:54 am Post subject: |
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| SeoulFinn wrote: |
| kermo wrote: |
| I'm naturally expressive, and had my own repertoire of grateful noises well before I saw my first bit of porn.[...] |
I would love to hear more of you! Sorry, I just couldn't help it... it just had to be said! |
What?
Sorry, that post was kinda creepy man.. the weird italicization, too. |
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JongnoGuru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep
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| Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 8:35 am Post subject: |
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| Qinella wrote: |
| Chatty sex is more enjoyable. I don't like how people tend to get all serious with it. |
What do you (or others) mean by "chatty" sex exactly? I see that word and three possibilities come to mind:
1. Gabby & garrulous. Sleeping with a chatterbox. (And I think I'll just go & fix myself a stiff little drink)
2. A lot of "oooh-ing", "ah-ing", cooing and growling, punctuated by gasps of "oh yes, right there", "Oh God, I never knew it could be like this™" and their Korean equivalents, etc. (This is the "get all serious with it" option and carries the coveted Guru Stamp of Approval)
3. Filthy talking like some sweaty porcine porn-star wannabe (Shyeah, right. This one doesn't even pertain to 95% of Korean women. Because they're mute.)
So then, which "chatty" were you referring to? |
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i_teach_esl
Joined: 07 Sep 2006
Location: baebang, asan/cheonan
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| Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 10:22 am Post subject: |
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| oh god i miss sex. been in korea 82 days and counting... |
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swetepete
Joined: 01 Nov 2006
Location: a limp little burg
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| Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 10:37 am Post subject: |
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| JongnoGuru wrote: |
| Qinella wrote: |
| Chatty sex is more enjoyable. I don't like how people tend to get all serious with it. |
What do you (or others) mean by "chatty" sex exactly? I see that word and three possibilities come to mind:
1. Gabby & garrulous.
2. A lot of "oooh-ing", "ah-ing", cooing and growling, punctuated by gasps of "oh yes, right there", "Oh God, I never knew it could be like this�" and their Korean equivalents, etc.
3. Filthy talking like some sweaty porcine porn-star wannabe.
So then, which "chatty" were you referring to? |
I wrote my MA thesis on 20th century Chattysex. This is an excerpt from the Norton Anthology, an experimental piece by a particularly blithering Robert "Papa" E. Howard-Miller. It is a hybrid of the three principal styles, as defined in the quote above.
"Mr and Mrs Blister Talk About the Weekend."
She: "Oh, baby, yeah. That feels soooo good; your big Teutonic man-sword is so Hawt right now. Aw, yeah. Um, a little lower, though please? Yeah. So, I asked the Malmsteins if they wanted to come over this weekend, and they--oh, yeah, yeah, that's *&$^ing goooood, aw, aw, aw. Yeah, WORK that pie-hole, my savage barbarian."
He: "Oh, oh, oh, oh, baby baby baby yeah. I can't believe it's not butter. So what did the Malmsteins say? OW! Not so hard. You're mashing my huge Nordic snowballs."
She: "Well, they wanted to come, but...Bwaaaaaaaahhhh...*$#*#* yeah...omigod, the earth moves for me, truly..."
He: "Truly?"
She: "Truly...right, well, the Malmsteins say they'd love to come but they're (Oh, wow, do that some more, ok? But different) finding it hard to get a sitter. So they suggested we postpone...we...oh, baby, that hurts so good...omigod, I can feel you in my LUNGS..."
He: "AWWWWWWW! YEAH! YEEEEEAAAAyawH! You TAKE that thing, my little medieval tavern wench! Yeah, baby, I'm CONAN! BWAAAAAAAAAH! Hey, what should I get my boss for his anniversary?"
She: "I dunno. Muffin Basket? AWWWWW! YEEEAAAAAH! By the gilded loins of Ishtar and so on and so forth."
He: "Right. Wow, thanks, that-was-great-I-never-thought-I'd-feel-this-way. I'm the king of the world."
She: "Ditto, yup. Careful, don't come in my weave. Well, what's on AFN?"
Maybe Kimchistory's right, maybe ballgags all around are better. Like this classic from Hemingway's "For Whom the Bell Tolls"...
Jordan: "Muh Murff mffft fmuh muh."
Maria: "Fmoo-muh?"
Jordan: "Fmoo-muh." |
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rockstarsmooth
Joined: 01 Aug 2006
Location: anyang, baybee!
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| Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 5:01 pm Post subject: |
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| JongnoGuru wrote: |
| Qinella wrote: |
| Chatty sex is more enjoyable. I don't like how people tend to get all serious with it. |
What do you (or others) mean by "chatty" sex exactly? I see that word and three possibilities come to mind:
1. Gabby & garrulous. Sleeping with a chatterbox. (And I think I'll just go & fix myself a stiff little drink)
2. A lot of "oooh-ing", "ah-ing", cooing and growling, punctuated by gasps of "oh yes, right there", "Oh God, I never knew it could be like this�" and their Korean equivalents, etc. (This is the "get all serious with it" option and carries the coveted Guru Stamp of Approval)
3. Filthy talking like some sweaty porcine porn-star wannabe (Shyeah, right. This one doesn't even pertain to 95% of Korean women. Because they're mute.)
So then, which "chatty" were you referring to? |
when i say chatty i guess i mean a bit of all of the above.
like i said earlier, i do make a lot of noise. hell i'm noisy when i'm alone, if ya know what i mean, so definitely a fair bit of #2.
i won't be commenting on the weather or my later plans for the day, but cracking a joke or making random observations here and there aren't out of the question, so for sure some #1 as well.
filthy talk? oh hell yeah. whole lotta that. not porcine though. nor porn-star wannabe.
so we've got a breakdown of about 50% unintelligible noise (getting all serious with it, if you will), 35% of filthy talk, and 15% of random commentary. to me, that's chatty sex.
what say you, q?
rss 
 right now i'm listening to: peaches - give'r |
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oneofthesarahs
Joined: 05 Nov 2006
Location: Sacheon City
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| Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 6:04 pm Post subject: |
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I tend to be pretty vocal, and I don't think it has anything to do with what is "expected," because I was doing it long before I really had watched much porn.
I was actually a bit of a legend in my apartment when I lived in DC, because I tended to be lucky with the good looking guys, but here's the kicker: my bed had WHEELS. So regardless of the variety of sex I was having, my bed tended to move around quite a bit, and therefore made an insane amount of noise. Once I fell into the gap between the head of the bed and the wall, and was sort of wedged there for a few minutes while I was dying from laughter. As a testament to our libidos, once I pulled myself together, we kept going at it. All of my neighbors thought I was having the craziest sex life because of that damn bed. |
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Are they the lemmings
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Location: Not here anymore. JongnoGuru was the only thing that kept me here.
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| Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 9:39 pm Post subject: |
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| Insane posters on this board wrote: |
| "Oh FDR!"... Hank Aaron, Pete Rose, a hairy ass, and Patrick Ewing... emulate the French horn... try and watch TV... float 3 feet in the air... [throw] cough drops at him... I once told a girl that she had nice shoes during sex, and she seemed pretty unperturbed... "WHERE WOULD THEY FIND MIDDLE GROUND ON THE IRAQ WAR??!!"... aaa-ROOOOOOO-gah... my bed had WHEELS... |
| swetepete wrote: |
| Teutonic man-sword... my savage barbarian... my little medieval tavern wench!... I'm CONAN!... By the gilded loins of Ishtar and so on and so forth. |
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha! Stop it! Stop, you're going to make me pee myself! Ahahahahahahaha! |
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tareze
Joined: 13 Mar 2005
Location: north or south of a river
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| Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 10:15 pm Post subject: |
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hm.
i sometimes make noise, sometimes don't, sometimes make noise for him, sometimes talk dirty, sometimes chat (i would say chatting might actually be a funny distraction game...how to explain..? like we talk about something that happened just before or something i liked he was wearing and it's a challenge to see who can shut the other up first... does that make sense? actually a pretty fun game) but almost always, maybe always since i can't really remember it not happening, have a strange convulsion at the end for 10-30 seconds.
does this happen to anybody?? |
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