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khyber · Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Compunction Junction

Anyone have any good solutions to get rid of a k-woman stalker? Loutish, abusive behaviour; confessions of murder; any idea that you've used is welcome!

Edit: Does anyone know any "secret" man-trait that "often" terms Korean women off (like how picking your nose infront of a foreign woman would, pretty much turn them right off).

SeoulFinn · Joined: 27 Feb 2006 Location: 1h from Seoul

[Ignore this part]Confession of a murder? Um, right. Very Happy

Some people are so desperate that they'll say anything to keep their True Love (TM) from running away. But this is a first time I've heard anyone confessing a murder to keep the guy. I've heard many stories of "I'm pregnant with your child," though.[/ingnore this part]

I think we need more information of your situation to be able to "help" you.

I'd think that the easiest way to get rid of a woman/man is to get caught your pants down with another person. Especially if you haven't tried to hide the fact that you are seeing someone else. If you aren't seeing anyone right now, can you ask a good-looking female friend to pretend to be your gf? I know, it is kinda childish but still very effective way to make a point. And no, I haven'ttried this method myself.

Um, you could always try telling your stalker that your parents won't allow you to marry a Korean? She should be able to relate to your situation immediately!

Yu_Bum_suk · Joined: 25 Dec 2004

The only time I got seriously stalked was just before I was planning on moving to another country. That worked.

RACETRAITOR · Joined: 24 Oct 2005 Location: Seoul, South Korea

Maybe just sleep with them?

Mashimaro · Joined: 31 Jan 2003 Location: location, location

Cerebroden · Joined: 27 Dec 2006

give her a dirty sanchez
Twisted Evil

Are they the lemmings · Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 6:43 pm Post subject:

jdog2050 · Joined: 17 Dec 2006

SeoulFinn · Joined: 27 Feb 2006 Location: 1h from Seoul

just because · Joined: 01 Aug 2003 Location: Changwon - 4964

I have had 2 in my time here...

First one it took her about 2 months of crazy calls and emails to leave me alone. She lived 400 km away which was a big plus but one day she just stopped and i never heard from her again. maybe she found somebody else to go crazy at.....i tried a few things but as there was a good distance buffer it wasn't too difficult.

The 2nd one was a lot tougher.
Don't talk about it much. Met her at the local bar one night and had a flirt.

Didn't even kiss or hug or anything. Next week she is in the same place but i ignore her as i am a bit more sober and figure something isn't quite right....i could see she was angry.

About 3 days later she had tracked down my house. I had never given her my address or phone number or anything which was a worry.
She was in a pretty crazy state...
So she sat on my doorstep for 2 days straight for a few hours each day pretty much shreiking that she loves me and when I would ignore her she would start screaming out things like i was a pervert and would rape her(i haven't even kissed her) and other crazy stuff in korean so the whole neighbourhood would hear. Police came around and hauled her away in the end. Basically i had to run away and stay somewhere else when she wasn't there...
She rolls up again at my house next saturday morning and i could see this was going to be a pattern so i opened the door and told her i am sorry but I am "gay"(which i am not). I only like guys and went into graphic detail about the sexual exploits with them and the look of disgust on her face said it all. never had a problem with her ever again....

Funny thing is, this was about 21 months ago. I saw her again for the first time since that crazy time last weekend at the same bar. I saw newbie some guy that she had latched onto and you could see he had that "i scored a Korean girl" look about him. he is about to get the shock of his life......

Ryst Helmut · Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 7:18 pm Post subject:

khyber · Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Compunction Junction

To be clear, it isn't my problem.

Frankly, I was looking for stories and solutions for someone else.

i like the pooper sex, dirty sanchez, and "I'm gay" line.

It all sounds good.

Milwaukiedave · Joined: 02 Oct 2004 Location: Goseong

Tell her your in to group sex and then explain what an orgy is. There are SO many things you could say to shock the crap out of her. While the stalker situation maybe stressful now, it's going to be something you'll laugh about down the road.

Pak Yu Man · Joined: 02 Jun 2005 Location: The Ida galaxy

Have sex with her then give her a pearl necklace. then shiat on her chest. She won't be back after that Smile

billybrobby · Joined: 09 Dec 2004

I had a situation kinda like that once here. It resolved itself when she told me that she was going to go to my place of work and cause a big scene and embarass me. So I told my close coworkers to get ready for something wild, and then I called her and said, "C'mon down here, I'm waiting," and then I childishly called her a few more times, making fun of her because she didn't have the nerve to come down there.

Frankly, it was a terrible idea and I don't recommend it, but it seemed to work. I think it kind of made it clear to both of us that there was a line of craziness she didn't have the will to cross, and that I wasn't really worried about her threats and stuff. The thing is, some people will blow right past that line, so that tactic won't work on them. Also, my situation was pretty mild. I don't know if you could even call it stalking since it only went on for a few days. It was probably just a terrible terrible break up that was my fault as well. Oddly enough, we're on good terms now.