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[jajdude]

From "what about being Korean makes you proud":
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heh heh we got hamburgers with KIMCHEE!
lol

PHO is pretty good too -cheers
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..and also pizza with kimchi.

i like pho too.

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Yeah that Pho, one of the best "Korean" dishes.

[PimpofKorea]

An ajumma teacher:

This morning I want going outside and wearing my visor and pants flourescent. Why white people crazy look give? You must defence from sunlight! Many white womens braests was standing up...why my breasts is sink down to my knees? My son 35 years age has to moving from our house soon and find him nice korean girl, I can't be do he laundry and cooking meal for him forever..maybe if he wore non-pink shirt like dirty white man....then he will win the game. AIGOOOO

[whatever]

Today I all day wonder where spit. This place no make sensical. I confused most bad than ever.

Also, students make funny of my Englishee. They say I know understanding. Say make sentence. So, I flex skills. Hmmph. On board I write:

"Fish is swim fastest than me."

They no impress.

[mj roach]

Hello, let me introduce myself. My name is Kim Jung-oh. Please call me Mister Kim. I am 16 years old.

In my high school the teacher said to us that the foreiner says we Korean people are rude because we push them when we walk in crowded places.

This made me very angry and shamed.

Then I watched CNN to practice English and saw the sports lady reporter "on the track".

She is standing in the middle of the track and one running racer bumps into the elbow. Then her face is so strange and she looks annoyed.

This program make me feel much better to understand the foreigner. I think maybe the foreigner doesn't know about our country.

Thank you. See you again.

[wylies99]

Start a new thread and post this and see if anyone knows what it is-
It's "Bad to the Bone" run through an online translator- English to Korean and back to English
"I in the bone am bad in bone evil, I am born at day, in circumference the certain person nurse whole and i watch comfort i seek i put out the head nurse spoke in joy and from wide wonderment, from one person this the possibility she talking immediately permission her which is in the bone which it talks evil is bad in the evil bone and the evil B will go out to the bone which is bad before meeting you, thousand minds [hass] I will go out sickly all and from first until end before selfishness, me compared to will cut off the baby of fate the pretty baby your thing, your thing and your thing and one person about me which want from ya The honey, it goes out and the bad that thing it talks in the bone and evil it is bad is bad and in the bone and the evil B begged the woman who floated in the bone which is bad, me the old person who blushes in the good woman, [kkik] [kkik] it will cry and the young woman or your thing, from one person your thing and your thing and it will want and the pretty baby it will carry and about I which it steals ya honeys, go out from and the bone in bad evil the bad that thing i talk and in the bone evil "

[endo]

This thread is gold!

[Rapacious Mr. Batstove]

Dear Diary

Living America so hard. I go school and study English everyday hard. Other childrens talk me sometimes. I don't like mean boys in classroom, today they say me 'He Cho! He Cho!, I bad feeling. I want Korea go home.

I try harder be nice person.

Bye Bye

[Mosley]

If there ever was a thread worth keeping alive, this is it!

[ShadowEdge]

White people very mad get at me today. At restuarant American, I eat. All food want I get for same price. Too much I eat. I bathroom go to. Toilet sit on for long time very. Messy, I left toilet. Much paper it took for clean me to get. But when dirty paper I took to trash can by sink, White person make face nasty at me. Say down toilet flush. What thinking he? Paper no go down toilet, it break!

[mj roach]

i see the foreigners' toilet not flush well today.

aiiiiiigo!

paper...paper...more paper....in toilet????

when will the foreigner learn our way??

psyco foreigner!!!

please use paper basket.

seng u

[jajdude]

[pest2]

I many bad people not smart this forum here think... We american go come to famous have back to Korea go.

When Korean come home famous we is. Many people the think Korean who american in most smarterest than the other Korean man not American in.

In the Korea, many people think the Korean who English language study is most the smarterest than the other Korean.

We much money have Korea back go! Many the Korean man on this form bad idea bad attitude. ^_^

~How about the good idea American we have? We can become happy! ~

[ShadowEdge]

[chi-chi]

deleted-was going to post a response to homer and nautilis's conversation but that seems to be kind of a "side" to this thread so nevermind.

[JongnoGuru]

What's going on down at Spike Lee's KSL Cafe?