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jinju
Joined: 22 Jan 2006
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 10:35 pm Post subject: ITS WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NK ATTACKS?!?! |
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What was that siren that went off just a dew moments ago? Is it war?!
RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I heard jets and helicopters!
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Masta_Don

Joined: 17 Aug 2006 Location: Hyehwa-dong, Seoul
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 10:40 pm Post subject: |
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I'm posting from my school's underground bunker, complete with gasmasks and canned kimchi. And you all scoffed at working at a big name hakwon. |
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dmbfan

Joined: 09 Mar 2006
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 10:52 pm Post subject: |
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LOL!
I wonder if the schools will give us a letter of release?
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jinju
Joined: 22 Jan 2006
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 10:53 pm Post subject: |
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dmbfan wrote: |
LOL!
I wonder if the schools will give us a letter of release?
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Dont bet on it. Its business as usual with them. |
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maeil
Joined: 09 Jan 2006 Location: Haebangchon
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 10:55 pm Post subject: |
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The sirens went off here in Bundang too, and I saw from my window that for about 20 minutes, all traffic was stopped in the main intersection of my neighborhood (Migeum). There was one lone police officer standing in the middle of the intersection with a whistle and a red baton. About 5-8 minutes after the sirens stopped, the policeman sauntered out of the intersection, and without further ado, traffic started again. |
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swetepete

Joined: 01 Nov 2006 Location: a limp little burg
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 10:59 pm Post subject: |
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Probably one of the annual militia drills. |
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jinju
Joined: 22 Jan 2006
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 11:06 pm Post subject: |
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swetepete wrote: |
Probably one of the annual militia drills. |
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuure...thats what you guys always say |
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Kyrei

Joined: 22 Jan 2003
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 11:09 pm Post subject: |
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They used to be a monthly occurence on the 15th, two sets of sirens: one to start the stoppage, and one the stop the stoppage. No one paid much attention to them then either, unless you were driving. Theoretically pedestrians are supposed to stop too and take shelter underground. Most ignored it and took the opportunity to cross the street.
I haven't heard the sirens in a long time... ahhh... such fond memories. |
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dmbfan

Joined: 09 Mar 2006
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 11:10 pm Post subject: |
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Teacher: "Um, the "Nork's" have just attacked.
Wongjanim: "Don't worry...not your problem....go teach".
Teacher: "Um, perhaps you did not hear me.....the "Nork's" have attacked".
Wongjanim: "Yeah, yeah...ok....go teach class".
Teacher: "Um...I think I better go".
Wongjanim: "No, you stay....teach class.....must follow your contract!"
Teacher: "Um....so you want me to stay, while the "Nork's" are attacking?
Wongjanim: "Yes, teach.......go to class........must teach..don't worry".
Teacher: "Um, why are there helicopters with soliders jumping out of them?"
Wongjanim: "Not your problem....go teach".
Teacher: "NO way, dude. I'm outta here".
Wongjanim: "NO! You must stay! I am boss...(grunt, grunt, pounding chest)...you must do what I say! Go teach class, or you never teach in Korea again."
Teacher: "yeah, that is the idea". |
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andrew

Joined: 30 Jan 2003
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 11:10 pm Post subject: |
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Young FRANKenstein

Joined: 02 Oct 2006 Location: Castle Frankenstein (that's FRONKensteen)
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 12:14 am Post subject: |
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They went off in Daejeon, too... and all the drivers ignored it. From my window, I didn't see ONE car stopped. |
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diver
Joined: 16 Jun 2003
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 12:39 am Post subject: |
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dmbfan wrote: |
Wongjanim: "NO! You must stay! I am boss...(grunt, grunt, pounding chest)...you must do what I say! Go teach class, or you never teach in Korea again."
Teacher: "yeah, that is the idea". |
Sorry to get off topic from the OP, but this struck a nerve...
I quit my very first job in Korea back in '95. The boss, in typical Korean fashion, told me that I couldn't quit and that I must come to work. He then told me that he would call immigration and have them block me from leaving the country and he would also ensure that I could never come back to Korea. He was completely oblivious to the fact that if he had immigration stop me from leaving, making them bar me from re-entry would be completely unnecessary. Love that Korean logic... |
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rawiri

Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Location: Lovely day for a fire drill.
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 1:06 am Post subject: |
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Earthquake drill. I was stuck in traffic for 10 minutes with my coteacher. |
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shifter2009

Joined: 03 Sep 2006 Location: wisconsin
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 2:06 am Post subject: |
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Man, this joke never gets old for Jinju. I got a pirate joke that always makes me chuckle, I don't see the lasting appeal of this one. |
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jinju
Joined: 22 Jan 2006
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 2:18 am Post subject: |
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shifter2009 wrote: |
Man, this joke never gets old for Jinju. I got a pirate joke that always makes me chuckle, I don't see the lasting appeal of this one. |
Well, then comedy is beyond you:) |
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