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Big_Bird
Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: Sometimes here sometimes there...
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 Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 12:12 am Post subject: |
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| swetepete wrote: |
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"Mr and Mrs Blister Talk About the Weekend."
She: "Oh, baby, yeah. That feels soooo good; your big Teutonic man-sword is so Hawt right now. Aw, yeah. Um, a little lower, though please? Yeah. So, I asked the Malmsteins if they wanted to come over this weekend, and they--oh, yeah, yeah, that's *&$^ing goooood, aw, aw, aw. Yeah, WORK that pie-hole, my savage barbarian."
He: "Oh, oh, oh, oh, baby baby baby yeah. I can't believe it's not butter. So what did the Malmsteins say? OW! Not so hard. You're mashing my huge Nordic snowballs."
She: "Well, they wanted to come, but...Bwaaaaaaaahhhh...*$#*#* yeah...omigod, the earth moves for me, truly..."
He: "Truly?"
She: "Truly...right, well, the Malmsteins say they'd love to come but they're (Oh, wow, do that some more, ok? But different) finding it hard to get a sitter. So they suggested we postpone...we...oh, baby, that hurts so good...omigod, I can feel you in my LUNGS..."
He: "AWWWWWWW! YEAH! YEEEEEAAAAyawH! You TAKE that thing, my little medieval tavern wench! Yeah, baby, I'm CONAN! BWAAAAAAAAAH! Hey, what should I get my boss for his anniversary?"
She: "I dunno. Muffin Basket? AWWWWW! YEEEAAAAAH! By the gilded loins of Ishtar and so on and so forth."
He: "Right. Wow, thanks, that-was-great-I-never-thought-I'd-feel-this-way. I'm the king of the world."
She: "Ditto, yup. Careful, don't come in my weave. Well, what's on AFN?"
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.... is bloody funny. Cheers for that.  |
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Big_Bird
Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: Sometimes here sometimes there...
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| Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 12:21 am Post subject: |
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After reading the other women on this thread last night I decided that there are probably 2 main categories of women:
A) Those who are naturally inclined to make some noise (perhaps like the way my two year old son unselfconsiously makes little noises when he's enjoying his milk)
B) Those who are not naturally inclined to make noise.
These two catergories can be further divided into:
A1) naturally inclined but also prone to further exaggerate, amplify or fake (perhaps when they're trying to get their partner to hurry up and finish so that she can catch the 7:30 report) or use extra noises as a nonlinguistic form of communication as previously discussed.
A2) Naturally inclined - but do nothing more than they're naturally inclined to do.
B1) Not naturally inclined to make noise, but fake it anyway, (perhaps screaming like a demented banshee having viewed a weird porno film as a 15 year old and assumed that was what all women were supposed to do...)
B2) Not naturally inclined to make noise, and too principled (or lazy) to fake. |
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wylies99
Joined: 13 May 2006
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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rockstarsmooth
Joined: 01 Aug 2006
Location: anyang, baybee!
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| Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 1:51 am Post subject: |
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| Big_Bird wrote: |
After reading the other women on this thread last night I decided that there are probably 2 main categories of women:
A) Those who are naturally inclined to make some noise (perhaps like the way my two year old son unselfconsiously makes little noises when he's enjoying his milk)
B) Those who are not naturally inclined to make noise.
These two catergories can be further divided into:
A1) naturally inclined but also prone to further exaggerate, amplify or fake (perhaps when they're trying to get their partner to hurry up and finish so that she can catch the 7:30 report) or use extra noises as a nonlinguistic form of communication as previously discussed.
A2) Naturally inclined - but do nothing more than they're naturally inclined to do.
B1) Not naturally inclined to make noise, but fake it anyway, (perhaps screaming like a demented banshee having viewed a weird porno film as a 15 year old and assumed that was what all women were supposed to do...)
B2) Not naturally inclined to make noise, and too principled (or lazy) to fake. |
a2 all the way.
never thought i could be so easily pigeonholed, particularly with regards to the way i get it on.
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 right now i'm listening to: polysics - be still |
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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| Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 5:23 am Post subject: |
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| kermo wrote: |
| I'm naturally expressive, and had my own repertoire of grateful noises well before I saw my first bit of porn.[...] |
I would love to hear more of you!  Sorry, I just couldn't help it... it just had to be said!
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Ribbit ribbit. Reeeeedeep. Croak.
(just for you) |
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mikowee
Joined: 03 Aug 2006
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thebum
Joined: 09 Jan 2005
Location: North Korea
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| Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 3:28 am Post subject: |
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| i tend to make some noise before coming, especially if a girl is going down on me. and my girlfriend told me this weekend that she likes hearing it! |
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LL Moonmanhead
Joined: 21 Mar 2005
Location: yo momma
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| Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 3:42 am Post subject: |
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| thebum wrote: |
| i tend to make some noise before coming, especially if a girl is going down on me. and my girlfriend told me this weekend that she likes hearing it! |
Too. Much. Information! |
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