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luvnpeas

Joined: 03 Aug 2006 Location: somewhere i have never travelled
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 10:18 pm Post subject: Should I Pony Up to the Urinal Next to the Principal? |
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So. The teacher bathroom has two urinals. I pop open the door before lunch, and there, with his back to me, legs apart, hands together in front, peeing away into the urinal, is the principal. A very old school dude: 62 years old, all about his status, expects bribes. There is, of course, the Other Urinal. Right next to him. I was very startled, and after a moment of slightly pancked indecision, I closed the door and went to lunch. Managed to hold it without too much squirming.
What should I have done? Are there any cultural norms for this situation? |
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JD1982
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 10:24 pm Post subject: |
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You should've said "nice and strong stream"  |
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oldfatfarang
Joined: 19 May 2005 Location: On the road to somewhere.
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 10:25 pm Post subject: |
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I dunno about the Principal. It's probably not a good idea to show him what a 'real' man looks like (cultural resentment and all that). I use the student toilets on all floors. That shocked the kids at first, but now it's all "hi's etc". A rather disturbing comment about "big" and then it was situation normal. Using the students' toilets also cuts down on bullying. |
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cornie_man

Joined: 31 Jul 2005 Location: Sparkling in Korea
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 10:26 pm Post subject: |
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Easy thing to get around. Confidently pony up beside him, unzip your trousers, whip out your manhood, take a deep breath and let go. If you do this especially confidently, you may unnerve him and even distract him from his game. Extra points will be awarded for a drawn out "ai-guuuuuuuuuuu"... |
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mrsquirrel
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 10:28 pm Post subject: |
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Don't turn and talk to him then pee on his leg by accident though.
That would be bad form. |
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SuperHero

Joined: 10 Dec 2003 Location: Superhero Hideout
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Lizara

Joined: 14 Apr 2004 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 2:12 am Post subject: |
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It's things like this that make me really glad I'm a girl... |
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CasperTheFriendlyGhost
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 2:28 am Post subject: |
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I'm pretty confused by this. There are two urinals and one was being used. You were afraid to use the other because of why?? |
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hellofaniceguy

Joined: 10 Jan 2003 Location: On your computer screen!
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 2:39 am Post subject: Re: Should I Pony Up to the Urinal Next to the Principal? |
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luvnpeas wrote: |
So. The teacher bathroom has two urinals. I pop open the door before lunch, and there, with his back to me, legs apart, hands together in front, peeing away into the urinal, is the principal. A very old school dude: 62 years old, all about his status, expects bribes. There is, of course, the Other Urinal. Right next to him. I was very startled, and after a moment of slightly pancked indecision, I closed the door and went to lunch. Managed to hold it without too much squirming.
What should I have done? Are there any cultural norms for this situation? |
A very old dude? Gesh! 62? Nothing wrong with getting old....may you live long enough to enjoy it. |
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Richard Krainium
Joined: 12 Jan 2006
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 4:57 am Post subject: |
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CasperTheFriendlyGhost wrote: |
I'm pretty confused by this. There are two urinals and one was being used. You were afraid to use the other because of why?? |
He's got a teeny tiny wienee?  |
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ontheway
Joined: 24 Aug 2005 Location: Somewhere under the rainbow...
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 7:43 am Post subject: |
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Can the women teachers join in this party too?
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PimpofKorea

Joined: 09 Dec 2006 Location: Dealing in high quality imported English
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 8:11 am Post subject: |
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I would have peed all over him....try to even get in a quick face shot...."sorry sir...thats how us white folk do it." |
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bobbybigfoot
Joined: 05 May 2007 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 11:33 am Post subject: |
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PimpofKorea wrote: |
I would have peed all over him....try to even get in a quick face shot...."sorry sir...thats how us white folk do it." |
sick, but it made me laugh. |
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Roch
Joined: 24 Apr 2003 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 11:50 am Post subject: |
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PimpofKorea wrote: |
I would have peed all over him....try to even get in a quick face shot...."sorry sir...thats how us white folk do it." |
We were just waiting for a decrepid (sp?) guy like you to just rush on in and ruin it for old forks like us.
Thanks a bunch, Pimp, for f'ing f'in' it up, eh.
Respectfully,
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luvnpeas

Joined: 03 Aug 2006 Location: somewhere i have never travelled
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 3:58 pm Post subject: |
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I am still wondering what a Korean teacher would have done.
On the one hand, the males seem less inhibited in certain ways--they hold hands and are physically affectionate in ways Western men avoid. This is partiucarly true of male children, but probably true of Korean men too.
On the other hand, it was the Principal. He is all about his dignity and status. |
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