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Tony_Balony



Joined: 12 Apr 2007

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

tfunk wrote:
Tony_Balony wrote:
Porn Question

I see a porn category offered frequently called "MLF". It features slightly past prime age models. Does MLF stand for "Mother in Law Fantasy" or what?


I don't know, but if I did know I'd say it was MILF...Mothers I'd Like to...



Even tho you didn't finish the answer, I suspect you are exactly right.
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pkang0202



Joined: 09 Mar 2007

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A buddy of mine had about 100GB of porn on his laptop. He also had a 400GB external hard drive in his luggage that had to be about 300GB of porn. He heard that all porn in Korea was softcore so he wanted to come prepared.

Wait straight through customs and they didn't bat an eye.
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Toon Army



Joined: 12 Mar 2007

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

pkang0202 wrote:
A buddy of mine had about 100GB of porn on his laptop. He also had a 400GB external hard drive in his luggage that had to be about 300GB of porn. He heard that all porn in Korea was softcore so he wanted to come prepared.

Wait straight through customs and they didn't bat an eye.


Sure, your 'buddy' Laughing Wink
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wylies99



Joined: 13 May 2006
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 7:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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He heard that all porn in Korea was softcore so he wanted to come prepared.


Prepared for WHAT? Laughing
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djsmnc



Joined: 20 Jan 2003
Location: Dave's ESL Cafe

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 8:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have a weird thing about porn. I can't enjoy it if it's not brand new.

I always imagine that the model could have gotten a bad haircut or strung out on hard drugs and wouldn't look good to me anymore. Worse yet, she could have died, which would make me a necrophiliac, and you never really hear news about porn models dying, so it's hard to guess.

I sometimes do an age progression in my head and try to determine whether or not the subject is still hot. Kind of like those pictures they put out of kids who have been missing for 12 years next to a computerized age-progression image. I can't understand the vintage fetish thing, because they're either dead or grandmas by now.

Fresh is best, but when the real thing is not there, a 3 year old picture may have to do.

Porn really brings up a lot of issues.
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Zoobot



Joined: 25 Aug 2006
Location: Toronto, ON, Canada

PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 8:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

so you're one of those people who doesn't get off just by looking at it? You need to imagine being with the people on the screen?

Not me, I'm a voyeur... Close your drapes! Twisted Evil
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wylies99



Joined: 13 May 2006
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 1:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Too much information Rolling Eyes
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Young FRANKenstein



Joined: 02 Oct 2006
Location: Castle Frankenstein (that's FRONKensteen)

PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 2:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wylies99 wrote:
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He heard that all porn in Korea was softcore so he wanted to come prepared.


Prepared for WHAT? Laughing

Didn't you know he's going to the Fap Olympics? He's in training!
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Peter Jackson



Joined: 23 Apr 2006

PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 8:46 am    Post subject: Encrypt Reply with quote

I've never heard of porn been a problem in Korea. On my first trip there in 2000 I remember reading the customs declaration form while on the plane. I was SO nervous for the remaining hours on the plane because I happened to have a couple Penthouse magazines in my bag. I ended up tossing them in the bin at the airport washroom, only to find out that no one would have found them anyway.

In terms of computers, if you're worried about any "content" there are several ways to encrypt your drive. A friend has highly recommended Truecrypt, which you can download.

If you want to get rid of old files so no one will see, then simply deleting them will not work. You'll have to get a program like Jetico's BC Wipe and "delete with wiping".

Good luck.
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kimchi story



Joined: 23 Nov 2006

PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 8:47 pm    Post subject: Re: Encrypt Reply with quote

Peter Jackson wrote:

If you want to get rid of old files so no one will see, then simply deleting them will not work. You'll have to get a program like Jetico's BC Wipe and "delete with wiping".

Good luck.


I do a lot of banking online here and so I have a healthy paranoia about computer security and this thread has teased that into something valuable.

After Nicco61's post I found Cyberscrub at freedownloads.com. You can download the trial version for two weeks (and it's only 50$ if you want to buy it after the trial). This will wipe everything.

I'm a fan of that, just in case something gets past AVG, Defender or the regular Spybot scans.

Truecrypt sounds cool. I'm checking it out now.
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LL Moonmanhead



Joined: 21 Mar 2005
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 9:47 am    Post subject: Re: Encrypt Reply with quote

Peter Jackson wrote:
I've never heard of porn been a problem in Korea. On my first trip there in 2000 I remember reading the customs declaration form while on the plane. I was SO nervous for the remaining hours on the plane because I happened to have a couple Penthouse magazines in my bag. I ended up tossing them in the bin at the airport washroom, only to find out that no one would have found them anyway.

In terms of computers, if you're worried about any "content" there are several ways to encrypt your drive. A friend has highly recommended Truecrypt, which you can download.

If you want to get rid of old files so no one will see, then simply deleting them will not work. You'll have to get a program like Jetico's BC Wipe and "delete with wiping".

Good luck.



Sure they were 'Penthouse' Christopher?
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pest2



Joined: 01 Jun 2005
Location: Vancouver, Canada

PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, I thought it was going to be a more interesting question, like:

what is bukake??
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Tancred



Joined: 15 Jan 2003
Location: Upon a mountain in unknown Kadath

PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Young FRANKenstein wrote:
wylies99 wrote:
Quote:
He heard that all porn in Korea was softcore so he wanted to come prepared.


Prepared for WHAT? Laughing

Didn't you know he's going to the Fap Olympics? He's in training!


Laughing Laughing

With 300gbs of porn, I'd say he's going for the gold.

Jesus...300GBs...we've come a long way since "Debbie does Dallas".

T.
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