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Big_Bird
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 Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 8:28 pm Post subject: The post something funny you heard from a child thread. |
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My mother asked my nephew what he wanted to be when he grew up. The answer "a doctor."
An hour later, just to see, she asked him again. Again he answered "a doctor."
She then asked him what his 2 year old cousin (little_bird) would be when he grew up. He thought carefully for a moment and then answered "He's going to be a f##king b##tard."
And below you can see the would be doctor (in the blue T-shirt) sitting with the trainee f##king b##tard (in yellow T-shirt and cap).
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jinju
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 8:30 pm Post subject: |
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| So this tellls me you teach your young children to swear. What a mom you are. I dont think this was very funny at all, crude yes, funny, no. |
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Big_Bird
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 8:35 pm Post subject: |
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| It's precisely because we don't teach him to swear (he's my nephew and my sister is very propper) that it was so surprising and funny. Nincompoop. He's obviously heard a grown up/grown ups say it somewhere, and not really understood. |
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jinju
Joined: 22 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 8:36 pm Post subject: |
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| Big_Bird wrote: |
| It's precisely because we don't teach him to swear (he's my nephew and my sister is very propper) that it was so surprising and funny. Nincompoop. He's obviously heard a grown up/grown ups say it somewhere, and not really understood. |
Ah yes, blame it on SOMEONE ELSE. If you dont teach them to swear you would NOT amd I repeat NOT NOT NOT have found this FUNNY. As a father myself I feel compelled to call you out on this. Consider yourself called out. Shape up! |
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 8:39 pm Post subject: |
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| jinju wrote: |
| Big_Bird wrote: |
| It's precisely because we don't teach him to swear (he's my nephew and my sister is very propper) that it was so surprising and funny. Nincompoop. He's obviously heard a grown up/grown ups say it somewhere, and not really understood. |
Ah yes, blame it on SOMEONE ELSE. If you dont teach them to swear you would NOT amd I repeat NOT NOT NOT have found this FUNNY. As a father myself I feel compelled to call you out on this. Consider yourself called out. Shape up! |
Yep, stop up your children's ears with wax, and give them peril-sensitive sunglasses! Don't let them hear anything but your own dulcet tones reading Shakespeare, and possibly a radio broadcast of Garrison Keillor. |
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jinju
Joined: 22 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 8:40 pm Post subject: |
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| kermo wrote: |
| jinju wrote: |
| Big_Bird wrote: |
| It's precisely because we don't teach him to swear (he's my nephew and my sister is very propper) that it was so surprising and funny. Nincompoop. He's obviously heard a grown up/grown ups say it somewhere, and not really understood. |
Ah yes, blame it on SOMEONE ELSE. If you dont teach them to swear you would NOT amd I repeat NOT NOT NOT have found this FUNNY. As a father myself I feel compelled to call you out on this. Consider yourself called out. Shape up! |
Yep, stop up your children's ears with wax, and give them peril-sensitive sunglasses! Don't let them hear anything but your own dulcet tones reading Shakespeare, and possibly a radio broadcast of Garrison Keillor. |
My son has never sworn. Im a better parent. |
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Pak Yu Man
Joined: 02 Jun 2005
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 10:28 pm Post subject: |
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| So the OP tells a funny story and everyone jumps on her? WTF? Her kids? She said nephews. Learn to read you tards. |
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jinju
Joined: 22 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 10:35 pm Post subject: |
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| Pak Yu Man wrote: |
| So the OP tells a funny story and everyone jumps on her? WTF? Her kids? She said nephews. Learn to read you tards. |
Whatever. My son has nevr swoern. Im a better parent. |
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 10:37 pm Post subject: |
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| Pak Yu Man wrote: |
| So the OP tells a funny story and everyone jumps on her? WTF? Her kids? She said nephews. Learn to read you tards. |
Speaking of reading comprehension, please note two things:
1) Only one poster jumped on the OP. I made a sarcastic remark defending her.
2) It was her son (Little Bird) who came out with the blue language, in reference to her nephew. |
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swetepete
Joined: 01 Nov 2006
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 10:39 pm Post subject: |
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From the Vaults...
From a 4 year old--"When I was fifteen, I saw a dinosaur."
When travelling in Seattle as a 2 year old, I apparently asked "when are we gonna see Attle?" |
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Big_Bird
Joined: 31 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 10:59 pm Post subject: |
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| jinju wrote: |
My son has never sworn. Im a better parent. |
That's because your son is probably too terrified to speak at all when you're around. Imagine having a dad like you. Poor kid. |
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jinju
Joined: 22 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 11:00 pm Post subject: |
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| Big_Bird wrote: |
| jinju wrote: |
My son has never sworn. Im a better parent. |
That's because your son is probably too terrified to speak at all when you're around. Imagine having a dad like you. Poor kid. |
he's 4 months old and very happy. |
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khyber
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Compunction Junction
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 11:03 pm Post subject: |
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to a stranger in an army surplus store:
4 year old nephew:
You want to hear something funny?
stranger:
okay
nephew:
A girl with a *beep*.
<silence>
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.. I'm funny right? |
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Pak Yu Man
Joined: 02 Jun 2005
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 11:04 pm Post subject: |
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Then by that logic...my daughters have never sworn either 
Hard to swear in mommy's belly. |
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jinju
Joined: 22 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 11:05 pm Post subject: |
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| Pak Yu Man wrote: |
Then by that logic...my daughters have never sworn either
Hard to swear in mommy's belly. |
I would HARDLY call that logical. |
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