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mishlert

Joined: 13 Mar 2003 Location: On the 3rd rock from the sun
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 3:24 pm Post subject: McDonald's Employee Hides Pot Stash In Happy Meal Box |
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"Daddy, I got two toys in my happy meal!"
We realize that you have to disguise your stash when you go to work, but hiding your pipe, marijuana and lighter in a happy meal box is a dangerous idea. Why?
You might hand your stash right out the drive through window. That's what one McDonald's employee in Ottawa, Illinois did, and as you might imagine, everyone�even the police chief � is laughing at him. The employee is a 17 year-old high school senior, he's been arrested and charged with possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia. From FoxChicago:
"Police admit that many in the town find the incident... funny.
Police Chief: "I'd be rather surprised if at any time in the rest of my career I see something like this happen again."
Oh, Illinois! We miss you and your perpetually stoned populace. �MEGHANN MARCO
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Bibbitybop

Joined: 22 Feb 2006 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 3:54 pm Post subject: |
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This would make me start going to McDonald's, though the food would be handed over to a homeless man, so would some of the herb. |
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Pak Yu Man

Joined: 02 Jun 2005 Location: The Ida galaxy
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 11:21 pm Post subject: |
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Wow...a Mc'weed set to go. I thought the Canadians were the pot heads?
Only in America. Land of the free and the home of the stoned. |
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cbclark4

Joined: 20 Aug 2006 Location: Masan
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 11:47 pm Post subject: |
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Yes I remember my first "Happy Meal" it was nineteen seventy something I think, maybe, no wait a minute.....
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Wrench
Joined: 07 Apr 2005
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 12:16 am Post subject: |
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He is in Ottawa. |
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Bibbitybop

Joined: 22 Feb 2006 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 6:31 am Post subject: |
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Wrench wrote: |
He is in Ottawa. |
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Tokki1

Joined: 14 May 2007 Location: The gap between the Korean superiority and inferiority complex
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 6:44 am Post subject: |
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Now THAT is a happy meal!
Never too young to start! |
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yingwenlaoshi

Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Location: ... location, location!
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 8:00 am Post subject: |
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Eat the meal first and then smoke a joint in your car.
Keep going back through the drive thru, eating, and smoking a joint.
Don't stop till your free stash is gone.
Go home.
Sleep.
It's funny because if I were the parent, I'd just say to my kid, "Oh, let Daddy take that and throw it away (keep it)." Fk the police. |
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