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McDonald's Employee Hides Pot Stash In Happy Meal Box

 
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mishlert



Joined: 13 Mar 2003
Location: On the 3rd rock from the sun

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 3:24 pm    Post subject: McDonald's Employee Hides Pot Stash In Happy Meal Box Reply with quote



"Daddy, I got two toys in my happy meal!"

We realize that you have to disguise your stash when you go to work, but hiding your pipe, marijuana and lighter in a happy meal box is a dangerous idea. Why?

You might hand your stash right out the drive through window. That's what one McDonald's employee in Ottawa, Illinois did, and as you might imagine, everyone�even the police chief � is laughing at him. The employee is a 17 year-old high school senior, he's been arrested and charged with possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia. From FoxChicago:

"Police admit that many in the town find the incident... funny.
Police Chief: "I'd be rather surprised if at any time in the rest of my career I see something like this happen again."

Oh, Illinois! We miss you and your perpetually stoned populace. �MEGHANN MARCO

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Bibbitybop



Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 3:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This would make me start going to McDonald's, though the food would be handed over to a homeless man, so would some of the herb.
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Pak Yu Man



Joined: 02 Jun 2005
Location: The Ida galaxy

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 11:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow...a Mc'weed set to go. I thought the Canadians were the pot heads?

Only in America. Land of the free and the home of the stoned.
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cbclark4



Joined: 20 Aug 2006
Location: Masan

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 11:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes I remember my first "Happy Meal" it was nineteen seventy something I think, maybe, no wait a minute.....

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Wrench



Joined: 07 Apr 2005

PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 12:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

He is in Ottawa.
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Bibbitybop



Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 6:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wrench wrote:
He is in Ottawa.


Ottawa, Illinois
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Tokki1



Joined: 14 May 2007
Location: The gap between the Korean superiority and inferiority complex

PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 6:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now THAT is a happy meal!

Never too young to start!
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yingwenlaoshi



Joined: 12 Feb 2007
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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 8:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Eat the meal first and then smoke a joint in your car.
Keep going back through the drive thru, eating, and smoking a joint.
Don't stop till your free stash is gone.
Go home.
Sleep.

It's funny because if I were the parent, I'd just say to my kid, "Oh, let Daddy take that and throw it away (keep it)." Fk the police.
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