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Hey christians (or others), what do you suppose this means?
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Kyrei



Joined: 22 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2007 7:19 pm    Post subject: Hey christians (or others), what do you suppose this means? Reply with quote

For any who notice or care about my postings, my stance on religion and invisible friends is fairly clear. I am however, asking for an interpretation by any who have one, of WTF this sign means. The photo was taken at the main gate of my university, and I just don't get it.


*edited for bad grammar*


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pkang0202



Joined: 09 Mar 2007

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2007 7:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, my take on it is like:

Girl 1: You wanna go out to the night clubs, pick up a dozen guys and just get gang banged all night?"

Girl 2: No, girl friend, you must be out your crazy mind.

Girl 3: Yes, God, its been like a year since I last got any.

In short:

No, girl friend
Yes, God.
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JMO



Joined: 18 Jul 2006
Location: Daegu

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2007 7:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thats easy. Its a konglish sign promoting abstinence.
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Tokki1



Joined: 14 May 2007
Location: The gap between the Korean superiority and inferiority complex

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2007 7:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yep. Abstinence.

I'm in love with the Lord! Who needs women?

Hot girl: Wanna screw?

Guy : No, I'm in love with God.

That's some incredible faith right thur.
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Kyrei



Joined: 22 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2007 7:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ahh, that is why I don't get it then... abstinence never made any sense to me, especially being the hedonist that I am.
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Yu_Bum_suk



Joined: 25 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2007 9:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I saw a lady at a home-made, cardboard booth with a big sign on it that said:

NO
JESUS
HELL

and on the other side:

LORD
JESUS
HEAVE
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JMO



Joined: 18 Jul 2006
Location: Daegu

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2007 10:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yu_Bum_suk wrote:
I saw a lady at a home-made, cardboard booth with a big sign on it that said:

NO
JESUS
HELL

and on the other side:

LORD
JESUS
HEAVE


NO JESUS you go to HELL, believe in the LORD JESUS you go to HEAVEn.
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Yu_Bum_suk



Joined: 25 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Sat May 26, 2007 9:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JMO wrote:
Yu_Bum_suk wrote:
I saw a lady at a home-made, cardboard booth with a big sign on it that said:

NO
JESUS
HELL

and on the other side:

LORD
JESUS
HEAVE


NO JESUS you go to HELL, believe in the LORD JESUS you go to HEAVEn.


In theory perhaps but the reality of religion in Korea really is a choice between getting burnt or puking, isn't it?
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RACETRAITOR



Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea

PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2007 2:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tokki1 wrote:
Yep. Abstinence.

I'm in love with the Lord! Who needs women?

Hot girl: Wanna screw?

Guy : No, I'm in love with God.

That's some incredible faith right thur.


I don't care what your religious beliefs are--that's just gay.
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hogwonguy1979



Joined: 22 Dec 2003
Location: the racoon den

PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2007 2:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

JMO wrote:
Yu_Bum_suk wrote:
I saw a lady at a home-made, cardboard booth with a big sign on it that said:

NO
JESUS
HELL

and on the other side:

LORD
JESUS
HEAVE


NO JESUS you go to HELL, believe in the LORD JESUS you go to HEAVEn.


those clowns have been in myeong-dong for years. they are so funny they sit there and rant on with their small bullhorns despite the noise etc. heck a couple of weeks ago there was a metal band playing on a stage right across from them and they kept at it
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ED209



Joined: 17 Oct 2006

PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2007 3:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's all the more confusing when your girlfriend is God.
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Kyrei



Joined: 22 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2007 5:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ED209 wrote:
It's all the more confusing when your girlfriend is God.

Ahh, so in effect it is just someone obeying orders... got it Wink
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mindmetoo



Joined: 02 Feb 2004

PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2007 4:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is it me or do Korean christians seem to believe Jesus spoke english?
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RACETRAITOR



Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea

PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2007 6:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mindmetoo wrote:
Is it me or do Korean christians seem to believe Jesus spoke english?


Pity the Korean who tries to study English using Passion of the Christ.
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Kyrei



Joined: 22 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2007 6:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RACETRAITOR wrote:
mindmetoo wrote:
Is it me or do Korean christians seem to believe Jesus spoke english?


Pity the Korean who tries to study English using Passion of the Christ.

Even more if he thinks he understands it.
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