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Joined: 07 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2007 2:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Drunken Monkey wrote:
Never been to an English soccer match then?

A lot of the singing and chants are not for the feint hearted....how about the classic

Wheres your father
Wheres your father
Wheres your father referee
Havent got one, never had one
your a B@st@rd referee

Believe me there are far worse chants, i wont even type the chant used by many against Manchester Utd fans which mocks the Muncih Air crash that wiped out what was a fantastic squad of players.


When I lived in Brazil, two Sao Paulo teams played each other. Palmerias vs. Corinthians I believe. One team had rich fans and one team had poor fans. When the poor team scored the rich team chanted:

loosely translated: hey, hey, hey
they are happy in the favellas
(Brazilian slums)
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billybrobby



Joined: 09 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2007 7:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It doesn't get any better than "Ma, Ma, where's my Pa? Gone to the White House. Ha, ha, ha." Oh, that Grover Cleveland had an acid tongue!
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venus



Joined: 25 Oct 2006
Location: Near Seoul

PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 7:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A few very simple foottie chants.

you're going home in f*cking ambulance (repeat)

and

My old man said be a (insert other team name here) fan
I said bollocks you're a c*nt.

and

We hate (team name)
" " "
" " "
" " "
" " "
" " "
We are the (team name) HATERS!

Pretty tame examples though - would love to hear some more racy / creative ones....
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Hollywoodaction



Joined: 02 Jul 2004

PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 8:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My friend on our university team. When he was injured, we'd sit with the supporters of the other team (mostly their parents and girlfriends...university soccer isn't a big thing in Canada) and chant some pretty bad ones. Good times.
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KingKongBundy



Joined: 11 Jan 2007

PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 9:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hollywoodaction wrote:
My friend on our university team. When he was injured, we'd sit with the supporters of the other team (mostly their parents and girlfriends...university soccer isn't a big thing in Canada) and chant some pretty bad ones. Good times.


Worst anecdote EVER.
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Sine qua non



Joined: 18 Feb 2007

PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 6:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, OP:

Do the young ladies in your various avatars know that they are your avatars, or are you surreptitiously broadcasting their images across the internet?
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Hollywoodaction



Joined: 02 Jul 2004

PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 7:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

KingKongBundy wrote:
Hollywoodaction wrote:
My friend on our university team. When he was injured, we'd sit with the supporters of the other team (mostly their parents and girlfriends...university soccer isn't a big thing in Canada) and chant some pretty bad ones. Good times.


Worst anecdote EVER.


Maybe, but you should have seen the faces on those soccer moms when my buddy would start chanting about breaking their kid's legs.
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