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[Tarmangani]

Yours - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire


Mine - "Greetings from The Humungus! The Lord Humungus! The Warrior of the Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla!"

[swetepete]

Yours: the Road Warrior.

Mine...

Dude:What is best in life?
Other Dude: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.
Dude: That is good! That is good.

[Tarmangani]

Yours - Conan the Barbarian


Mine - "When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!"

[kimchi story]

I'm not posting - I cheated. But I didn't know that he got his name 'cuz "he gets the shiat end of the stick every time".

[Doogie]

[Drunken Monkey]

Yours: Ferris Beullers Day Off

Mine: A big man is ripping your ears off Percy, I'd do as he says.

[Doogie]

[Octavius Hite]

Yours: "Jaws"

Mine: "If guidance counselor knew anything about career moves, would they have ended up as guidance counselors?"

[swetepete]

Too tough, Hite! Take it back, and lob us a nice easy grapefruit, ok?

[Doogie]

[Mosley]

No idea about the "guidance counselor" one. Here's a blast from the past:

"Natural body oils, combined with dirt, can keep you waterproof."

[mikowee]

C'mon guys, I said nothing too obscure. I'll get the ball rolling again with an easy one. Hite, you can chime in with the answer for yours anytime.

"He got me invested in some kinda fruit company."

[Tarmangani]

Yours - Forrest Gump

Mine - "King Kong ain't got sh*t on me!"

[migooknom]

ooh i know! Training Day!

How bout:

"Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherf***er"

[swetepete]

Yours: 'Pulp Fiction.'


Mine:
A- "He must've thought it was White Boy Day. It ain't White Boy Day, is it?"
B- "Naw, it ain't White Boy Day."