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PimpofKorea



Joined: 09 Dec 2006
Location: Dealing in high quality imported English

PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:40 pm    Post subject: Easy money Reply with quote

When you whiteys go back home...what do you tell the people about your stay in Korea? Honestly, the only merit I can tell family/friends back home about is the easy money. The only advantage being here...is I can make 5mil a month untaxed. Thats it!!! The people for the most part...don't like any person who is non-korean...so I can't say too many good things about Koreans. Most of the food tastes like monkey balls....so I can't talk about the cuisine. No nice beaches/vacation resorts...so you can't talk about touristy garbage. A lot of you guys say its because hooking up the poontang pie is easy..but honestly it was even easier back in the states. At the end of the day....the only reason I tell people why I'm here....is because of the money. So fellow waygooks..so near and dear to my heart..... what do you tell your parents/friends about the benefits of hanging out in the land of the morning toilet????
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Jizzo T. Clown



Joined: 27 Mar 2006
Location: at my wit's end

PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Money's the reason I came here. Lots of folks back home think it was to find a korean wife... Rolling Eyes

The food? Out of China, Japan, and Korea, I like Korean food the best...but then, I have a hot palate.
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Masta_Don



Joined: 17 Aug 2006
Location: Hyehwa-dong, Seoul

PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My guess is you never played Wonderboy in Monster Land, did you?
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Yesterday



Joined: 15 Aug 2003
Location: Land of the Morning DongChim (Kancho)

PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:57 pm    Post subject: Re: Easy money Reply with quote

PimpofKorea wrote:
When you whiteys go back home...what do you tell the people about your stay in Korea? Honestly, the only merit I can tell family/friends back home about is the easy money. The only advantage being here...is I can make 5mil a month untaxed. Thats it!!! The people for the most part...don't like any person who is non-korean...so I can't say too many good things about Koreans. Most of the food tastes like monkey balls....so I can't talk about the cuisine. No nice beaches/vacation resorts...so you can't talk about touristy garbage. A lot of you guys say its because hooking up the poontang pie is easy..but honestly it was even easier back in the states. At the end of the day....the only reason I tell people why I'm here....is because of the money. So fellow waygooks..so near and dear to my heart..... what do you tell your parents/friends about the benefits of hanging out in the land of the morning toilet????


OnMon Jun 04, 2007 7:58 am you wrote.......

PimpofKorea wrote:
I like play the starcraft, drinking the soju, smoking the thin cigarettes...and you?


It really pisses me off - when guys like you - fresh out of uni - travel to korea - work illegally to make 5 million won a month... talk complete crap about the country hosting you..

(Most of the food tastes like monkey balls)

(No nice beaches/vacation resorts)

(in the land of the morning toilet).....

then you expect to run away after a year - taking 50 million won (USD$50,000)... with you...

I hope you get busted and locked up - then deported with nothing....
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PimpofKorea



Joined: 09 Dec 2006
Location: Dealing in high quality imported English

PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:08 am    Post subject: Re: Easy money Reply with quote

Yesterday wrote:
PimpofKorea wrote:
When you whiteys go back home...what do you tell the people about your stay in Korea? Honestly, the only merit I can tell family/friends back home about is the easy money. The only advantage being here...is I can make 5mil a month untaxed. Thats it!!! The people for the most part...don't like any person who is non-korean...so I can't say too many good things about Koreans. Most of the food tastes like monkey balls....so I can't talk about the cuisine. No nice beaches/vacation resorts...so you can't talk about touristy garbage. A lot of you guys say its because hooking up the poontang pie is easy..but honestly it was even easier back in the states. At the end of the day....the only reason I tell people why I'm here....is because of the money. So fellow waygooks..so near and dear to my heart..... what do you tell your parents/friends about the benefits of hanging out in the land of the morning toilet????


OnMon Jun 04, 2007 7:58 am you wrote.......

PimpofKorea wrote:
I like play the starcraft, drinking the soju, smoking the thin cigarettes...and you?


It really pisses me off - when guys like you - fresh out of uni - travel to korea - work illegally to make 5 million won a month... talk complete crap about the country hosting you..

(Most of the food tastes like monkey balls)

(No nice beaches/vacation resorts)

(in the land of the morning toilet).....

then you expect to run away after a year - taking 50 million won (USD$50,000)... with you...

I hope you get busted and locked up - then deported with nothing....


Actually dingleberry....I have one of those F2 visas....so I can make this money legally.....but that still doesn't mean that I like the place....
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PimpofKorea



Joined: 09 Dec 2006
Location: Dealing in high quality imported English

PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Masta_Don wrote:
My guess is you never played Wonderboy in Monster Land, did you?


Thats a great classic game as well....but I don't think it can beat out phantasy star as the #1 game for the SMS
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Yesterday



Joined: 15 Aug 2003
Location: Land of the Morning DongChim (Kancho)

PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:11 am    Post subject: Re: Easy money Reply with quote

PimpofKorea wrote:
Yesterday wrote:
PimpofKorea wrote:
When you whiteys go back home...what do you tell the people about your stay in Korea? Honestly, the only merit I can tell family/friends back home about is the easy money. The only advantage being here...is I can make 5mil a month untaxed. Thats it!!! The people for the most part...don't like any person who is non-korean...so I can't say too many good things about Koreans. Most of the food tastes like monkey balls....so I can't talk about the cuisine. No nice beaches/vacation resorts...so you can't talk about touristy garbage. A lot of you guys say its because hooking up the poontang pie is easy..but honestly it was even easier back in the states. At the end of the day....the only reason I tell people why I'm here....is because of the money. So fellow waygooks..so near and dear to my heart..... what do you tell your parents/friends about the benefits of hanging out in the land of the morning toilet????


OnMon Jun 04, 2007 7:58 am you wrote.......

PimpofKorea wrote:
I like play the starcraft, drinking the soju, smoking the thin cigarettes...and you?


It really pisses me off - when guys like you - fresh out of uni - travel to korea - work illegally to make 5 million won a month... talk complete crap about the country hosting you..

(Most of the food tastes like monkey balls)

(No nice beaches/vacation resorts)

(in the land of the morning toilet).....

then you expect to run away after a year - taking 50 million won (USD$50,000)... with you...

I hope you get busted and locked up - then deported with nothing....


Actually dingleberry....I have one of those F2 visas....so I can make this money legally.....but that still doesn't mean that I like the place....


but somehow - I don't believe you.......

how could anybody with a Korean wife - (who you supposedly love) write the dinglejuice you did above?
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blynch



Joined: 25 Oct 2006
Location: UCLA

PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:11 am    Post subject: Re: Easy money Reply with quote

I guess you will have to lose the attitude and befriend some local people. That's what I would tell your wife about you if I met her in Daytona.

Oh and, here is a 6th grade math question... if the reciprocal of y-1 is y+1, then y equals what?

Come on pimp...
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PimpofKorea



Joined: 09 Dec 2006
Location: Dealing in high quality imported English

PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:16 am    Post subject: Re: Easy money Reply with quote

blynch wrote:
I guess you will have to lose the attitude and befriend some local people. That's what I would tell your wife about you if I met her in Daytona.

Oh and, here is a 6th grade math question... if the reciprocal of y-1 is y+1, then y equals what?

Come on pimp...


Hey lynchie baby...how you been??? I haven't heard from you in awhile...I've missed you.. But where you get this Daytona crap from?? I'm not from there...you should know me better than that sweettits. Anywho, the only math I do is counting my won.... But if I had to gander a guess..I would have to say Y equals mynutzinyourmouth.
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Ozabout7or8



Joined: 04 May 2007
Location: NZ

PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pimp I have reported you on this thread and also i have reposted Dude From Canada on his recent posts.

Go and talk crap somewhere else.
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PimpofKorea



Joined: 09 Dec 2006
Location: Dealing in high quality imported English

PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ozabout7or8 wrote:
Pimp I have reported you on this thread and also i have reposted Dude From Canada on his recent posts.

Go and talk crap somewhere else.


Sorry master...I won't let it happen again....I promise....please don't use your internet powers on me anymore...
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winterwawa



Joined: 06 May 2007

PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm afraid I have to agree with PimpofKorea on this one. I'm in the middle of divorcing my second Korean wife, so the easy *beep* isn't even on my list anymore, unless you count all the *beep* houses in Korea.

I don't make 5mil a month, but if anyone asks, it's the money, baby, just the money. As far as I'm concerned there isn't much else here worth mentioning.
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blynch



Joined: 25 Oct 2006
Location: UCLA

PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:31 am    Post subject: Re: Easy money Reply with quote

PimpofKorea wrote:
blynch wrote:
I guess you will have to lose the attitude and befriend some local people. That's what I would tell your wife about you if I met her in Daytona.

Oh and, here is a 6th grade math question... if the reciprocal of y-1 is y+1, then y equals what?

Come on pimp...


Hey lynchie baby...how you been??? I haven't heard from you in awhile...I've missed you.. But where you get this Daytona crap from?? I'm not from there...you should know me better than that sweettits. Anywho, the only math I do is counting my won.... But if I had to gander a guess..I would have to say Y equals mynutzinyourmouth.


Right, your not from Daytona... I lived there briefly, working for some big company. Anyway I've been in Korea for 17 months and it's beginning to feel like home. People are very friendly here... or most of them are. They know we (white ppl) make fun of Korea, all the jokes about Korea... but they don't usually let it get to us. Here people are normal and decent to each other day by day. Not many drug cults, far-out ideas and such. Meet them halfway while counting your won.

Man, thanks for your words of wisdom... but I would have to say y equals mynutzinurwifesmouth.
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Ozabout7or8



Joined: 04 May 2007
Location: NZ

PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

winterwawa wrote:
I'm afraid I have to agree with PimpofKorea on this one. I'm in the middle of divorcing my second Korean wife, so the easy *beep* isn't even on my list anymore, unless you count all the *beep* houses in Korea.

I don't make 5mil a month, but if anyone asks, it's the money, baby, just the money. As far as I'm concerned there isn't much else here worth mentioning.


Not the guy who says "All Korean Women can't be trusted" again. Yeh, a real good source of unbiased information.

This guy is a good laugh but nothing more and maybe should set up his own "lets be negative and bash everyone else" forum somewhere...

What comes though in your posts and also PofK and DfromC is just an amazing amount of anger and disappointment more than anything else. We (and you) know that your generalisations of 50million Korean people you haven't met are not always correct, so why keep selling them as such?

You met some bad people woooopdeeshit. So have I and many others but we don't go around painting everyone with the angry-brush like you are.

If you don't have something CONSTRUCTIVE to post, then keep your fingers off the keyboard man.
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PimpofKorea



Joined: 09 Dec 2006
Location: Dealing in high quality imported English

PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ozabout7or8 wrote:
winterwawa wrote:
I'm afraid I have to agree with PimpofKorea on this one. I'm in the middle of divorcing my second Korean wife, so the easy *beep* isn't even on my list anymore, unless you count all the *beep* houses in Korea.

I don't make 5mil a month, but if anyone asks, it's the money, baby, just the money. As far as I'm concerned there isn't much else here worth mentioning.


Not the guy who says "All Korean Women can't be trusted" again. Yeh, a real good source of unbiased information.

This guy is a good laugh but nothing more and maybe should set up his own "lets be negative and bash everyone else" forum somewhere...

What comes though in your posts and also PofK and DfromC is just an amazing amount of anger and disappointment more than anything else. We (and you) know that your generalisations of 50million Korean people you haven't met are not always correct, so why keep selling them as such?

You met some bad people *beep*. So have I and many others but we don't go around painting everyone with the angry-brush like you are.

If you don't have something CONSTRUCTIVE to post, then keep your fingers off the keyboard man.


I'm not angry brother....I just get enjoyment out of winding up artfags like yourself....and I enjoy bashing things about Korea that suck....

Hey Lynchie....good comeback...you really outdid yourself on that one.... My wife is expecting you later on this evening. But could you please make more of an effort....she says your almost as sloppy and unskilled as Korean men....almost.......
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