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mcgeezer · Joined: 17 Apr 2007

Nothing beats a good one liner...
for example, I have a classic in the signature area of my avatar....my grandfather told it to me when i was a kid. i asked him "Grandpa, aren't you too old to drive anymore?"

Here's another "If you're in for a dime, you're in for a dollar!"
Good idea for t-shirts

swetepete · Joined: 01 Nov 2006 Location: a limp little burg

When I inquired about the health of her aging neighbour, my grandmother replied, "well, she's got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel."

cosmo · Joined: 09 Nov 2006

JMO · Joined: 18 Jul 2006 Location: Daegu

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cangel · Joined: 19 Jun 2003 Location: Jeonju, S. Korea

When I mentioned to my Canadian friend that I had taken my girlfriend on a vacation to Thailand last year, he replied, "why take sand to the beach?"

JMO · Joined: 18 Jul 2006 Location: Daegu

cosmo · Joined: 09 Nov 2006

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mcgeezer · Joined: 17 Apr 2007

Ladies, Fellas...come on, I didn't start this thread for people to kill each other...It's all about the one-liners not let's keep er clean...
Here's a good one: Buudy of mine in university had NO hair on his chest at all, and i said: "Why do you ahve as many chest hairs as a 5 year old?"
REPLY: "Grass doesn't grow on a busy street"
I thought it was funny cause he was a virgin Laughing

VanIslander · Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:43 am Post subject:

Pappy often said:

"Take your time... but hurry up!"

"Someone punches you, hit back with a loaf of French bread, dry enough to knock an eye out!"

And regarding home security: "Shoot first and ask questions later."

And in traffic: "Better to wait here than in the hospital."

When faced with a less quality option: "Good enough for the girls we run with."

I miss my dad. Crying or Very sad

Did you remember that next sunday is Father's day?

cwemory · Joined: 14 Jan 2006 Location: Gunpo, Korea

Steven Wright has some excellent one-liners.

riley · Joined: 08 Feb 2003 Location: where creditors can find me

Back in college, I took a theater class. One day I was chewing bubble gum (a definite nono) and had one of the other students give me crap over it.

I said, "Hey, at least it's better than smoking" (more than 3/4 of the crowd were smokers)

He returned without a pause, "so's masturbation, but we don't do that either here!"

Couldn't answer that one. Embarassed

zappadelta · Joined: 31 Aug 2004

Good thread.

Some classics from my old man.

'If you're waiting on me, you're going backwards.'

'The only way to do it is to do it.'

'She looks like she got slapped in the face with a toilet seat.'

Random stuff, I also miss my dad.

mcgeezer · Joined: 17 Apr 2007

ya dad's have the best one-liners, but hey they get to hear them for years, dtore them in their brains, and wait for the most appropriate time to use them!!
"I'm so hungry my a$$ is snapping at my underwear!"