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[The Chewbacca Defense]

Full metal Jacket?


Here's mine

"Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."

or you could try this one:

"What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn�t you consider that to be insane?"

or this is an easy one:

"So, how far you think we rode before we had to go back and get directions?"

[The Chewbacca Defense]

And my all time favourite:

"The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my *beep*. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."

[The Chewbacca Defense]

And a couple more favs:

"I helped the mujahideen when they were fighting my fellow Soviets. I did not sell to Osama bin Laden...not on any moral grounds, but back then he was always bouncing checks. "


and from a different movie:

"Why don't they ever bring back or remake good shows, like 'BJ and the Bear.' Now there's a concept I can't get enough of, a man and his monkey."

"Cheerleaders are dancers....who have gone retarded "

[Mosley]

Yes, my mine was Apocalypse Now. Chewbacca, wanna keep it down to one at a time?

[HapKi]

Two of yours: Jurassic Park and Con Air

Mine:
"Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight.
My goodness, and my fortress; my high tower, and my deliverer; my shield, and he in whom I trust; who subdueth my people under me.
O my God, I trust in thee: let me not be ashamed, let not mine enemies triumph over me."

[Hopelessly Human]

Well, it looks like the game got a little out of hand there for a while. Blayne had the correct answer to mine (Dog Day Afternoon), then gave his quote, but it went crazy after that.

The answer to his is Tenacious D: The Pick Of Destiny

And the answer to this last one is Saving Private Ryan.

Here's the next:

"Attention. Here's an update on tonight's dinner. It was veal. I repeat, veal. The winner of tonight's mystery meat contest is Jeffrey Corbin who guessed "some kind of beef'."

[swetepete]

"Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight.
My goodness, and my fortress; my high tower, and my deliverer; my shield, and he in whom I trust; who subdueth my people under me.
O my God, I trust in thee: let me not be ashamed, let not mine enemies triumph over me..." is, I think, the beady-eyed sniper from 'Saving Ryan's Privates.'

I'm stumped on all the Chewbacca's ones, but you've nailed a couple of 'em so I'll do...

"What a world, what a world...Who ever thought a little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness? "

[swetepete]

Oops! Sorry, i didn't mean to jump in. Better do hopelessly human's first...his is way tougher anyway.

[migooknom]

[mcgeezer]

Here's a classic:
Woman: "My fingers Hurt
Man: "What was that sweetheart?"
Woman: "I said my fingers hurt"
Man "Well that's too bad, now your back's gonna hurt because you
just pulled landscaping duty....Anyone else's fingers hurt?"

[Hopelessly Human]

I guess we need to change the title of this thread to Favorite Movie Quotes, because the game has ended.

[mikowee]

migooknom's quote will be taken as the successor. So decrees me.

[happeningthang]

Yours:

Happy Gilmore

Mine:

I like to picture Jesus, like, with giant eagles wings, and singing lead vocals for Lynard Skynner with like a angel band, and I'm in the front row hammered drunk.

[migooknom]

actually it was Friday

[Hopelessly Human]