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Attention single men : An Old, short wife awaits.

 
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the eye



Joined: 29 Jan 2004

PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:42 pm    Post subject: Attention single men : An Old, short wife awaits. Reply with quote

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1 June 2007

SEOUL - A South Korean millionaire is seeking someone to marry his �too old and short� daughter and a matchmaking agency tasked with the search says it has received 200 applications in four days.

The Sunoo agency told AFP Monday that the unidentified man in his 60s, whose wealth amounts to some 100 billion won (107 million dollars), wants a spouse for his daughter who will also be like a son to him.

�This father is looking for a son-in-law to marry his daughter,� Sunoo said in a notice on its website.

�He wants a man who can lead his family, which has no sons.�

The website describes the woman as a 38-year-old, US-educated and Christian professional. �Despite the shortcomings of being a bit too old and short, she is top-notch in terms of other conditions,� it said.

�The man she wants should be tidy, healthy and smart and raised in the same religion in an upright family.�

It is rare in South Korea for a man to be considered part of his wife�s family. Normally the woman is considered to become part of the husband�s family after wedlock.

The notice has received mixed reactions.

�It is a huge sum -- 100 billion won. To become a son of such a wealthy family is not that bad,� a South Korean man in his 20s, interviewed by YTN television, said jokingly.

Sunoo advises applicants not just to think about the money, according to Yonhap news agency. But an anonymous Internet comment complained that such a husband could be seen as nothing more than a �slave or servant.�

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kermo



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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If I only could meet a man who was... tidy.
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Masta_Don



Joined: 17 Aug 2006
Location: Hyehwa-dong, Seoul

PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

kermo wrote:
If I only could meet a man who was... tidy.


I'm quite skilled at fluffing duvets.
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kermo



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Masta_Don wrote:
kermo wrote:
If I only could meet a man who was... tidy.


I'm quite skilled at fluffing duvets.


You sayin' you'd like to fluff my duvet?
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Masta_Don



Joined: 17 Aug 2006
Location: Hyehwa-dong, Seoul

PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

kermo wrote:
Masta_Don wrote:
kermo wrote:
If I only could meet a man who was... tidy.


I'm quite skilled at fluffing duvets.


You sayin' you'd like to fluff my duvet?


Are we talking no strings attached duvet fluffing? Cuz that's about all the tidiness I can afford these days.
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dogbert



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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know what they say, the tidy men are either already married or gay.
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Leslie Cheswyck



Joined: 31 May 2003
Location: University of Western Chile

PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I love thi$ woman.
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kermo



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Masta_Don wrote:
kermo wrote:
Masta_Don wrote:
kermo wrote:
If I only could meet a man who was... tidy.


I'm quite skilled at fluffing duvets.


You sayin' you'd like to fluff my duvet?


Are we talking no strings attached duvet fluffing? Cuz that's about all the tidiness I can afford these days.


No, last I checked, my duvet definitely has no strings attached to it. Just the little ones on the duvet cover. Did you want me to take that off?
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Young FRANKenstein



Joined: 02 Oct 2006
Location: Castle Frankenstein (that's FRONKensteen)

PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

kermo wrote:
You sayin' you'd like to fluff my duvet?

Is "fluffing" just another way of saying "farting on"?
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Masta_Don



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Location: Hyehwa-dong, Seoul

PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 12:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

kermo wrote:
Masta_Don wrote:
kermo wrote:
Masta_Don wrote:
kermo wrote:
If I only could meet a man who was... tidy.


I'm quite skilled at fluffing duvets.


You sayin' you'd like to fluff my duvet?


Are we talking no strings attached duvet fluffing? Cuz that's about all the tidiness I can afford these days.


No, last I checked, my duvet definitely has no strings attached to it. Just the little ones on the duvet cover. Did you want me to take that off?


Sure, but could you take it off real slowly.

Young FRANKenstein wrote:
kermo wrote:
You sayin' you'd like to fluff my duvet?

Is "fluffing" just another way of saying "farting on"?


That is a slap in the face of such a legitimite occupation as fluffing.
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