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eamo



Joined: 08 Mar 2003
Location: Shepherd's Bush, 1964.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

CL, you're a lovely fella and all, but, find your vocal range man!!! Only sing songs in the key you are comfortable with. Anyway, I'm sure she'll love your valiant effort.

Cooking your woman a nice meal AND putting flowers on the table always goes down a storm.
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cubanlord



Joined: 08 Jul 2005
Location: In Japan!

PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Bobster wrote:
Zoobot wrote:
The sweetest thing I've done for a partner is make them multi-orgasmic.

That's not an anniversary gift. That's part of the job ... didn't your dad explain that to you?

Cool

LOL! Laughing I wasn't going to say it...but...since you did....
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cubanlord



Joined: 08 Jul 2005
Location: In Japan!

PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

eamo wrote:
CL, you're a lovely fella and all, but, find your vocal range man!!! Only sing songs in the key you are comfortable with. Anyway, I'm sure she'll love your valiant effort.

Cooking your woman a nice meal AND putting flowers on the table always goes down a storm.

yeah. I know I am a bass, but man, there aren't that many songs out there. HEY! TELL YOU WHAT, someone find a good decent bass song for me (tell me the artist and the title of the song, and I'll perform for you!). hehehe.
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Cheonmunka



Joined: 04 Jun 2004

PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 3:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I bought my wife some flowers and conceived that night a daughter.
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Horangi Munshin



Joined: 06 Apr 2003
Location: Busan

PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 4:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So are you thinking, chocolate=son?
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Zoobot



Joined: 25 Aug 2006
Location: Toronto, ON, Canada

PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

if making your wife multi-orgasmic is part of the job, well from what I've heard from the ladies, most of you dudes f### the dog on the job.
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Cheonmunka



Joined: 04 Jun 2004

PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

F%$# the dog, more like I wish!
Do you know how much work it is to keep improving with your wife the last time? It's like a lot of effort. I turned 40 in Korean age recently. You bucks, know this, it gets more straining. Why, I can barely walk this morning. It's not a matter of my legs being shot, but they are, but a matter of where you put them when you are doing it.
It becomes a full body karmasutra just to keep 'er happy.
Hey, at least I got my wife to be not so analy sensitive! I enjoy a bit of good time down there. Gave her a shower and told her not to dry. Hence my tongue and teeth are as sore as hell . As well as my legs. And arms.

Crikey Moses, just buy the flowers (or chocs) and make her materially happy, my response.
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princess



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: soul of Asia

PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mj roach wrote:
she'd never been on a trip alone so got her a plane ticket to france and a wad of euro travelers' checks and saw her off at the airport.
Wow! That was a great gift. I can't wait to go to Paris myself.
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princess



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: soul of Asia

PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

theatrelily wrote:
It's the small, unexpected things that my man does for me that I love the most.

After an excruciating day at work, I came home to find that my bf had: washed my dishes, tidied up my place and left some fresh peanut butter fudge along with a small love note in my fridge.

I hate washing dishes (I would rather scrape a crappy toilet clean with my teeth) and peanut butter fudge is one of my all-time favs.

It was a perfect surprise and every time I think about it, it makes me smile. Very Happy Very Happy
That sounds so sweet. Even though I fancy myself a princess...hehehe...a guy doesn't have to buy me a designer bag to make me happy, if I love him. I hate washing dishes, too. So your gift sounds very nice.
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princess



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: soul of Asia

PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

kimchikowboy wrote:
She complained that I never wrote her any letters, so I wrote 365 short letters (actually sentences beginning with things like, "I love you when you _____/I love you because ______"). Folded them up , put them in a nice box, and said she could read one per day. Her friends and family were impressed.
Awesome!!! Most guys today DON'T write love letters. You are one of a kind. Your girl is lucky!!! I threw away all the love letters I received from my first serious boyfriend after we broke up. I guess I should have saved them because no guy since has given me love letters. Love emails yes, but emails are not the same as written letters. I'm old-fashioned when it comes to romance. Recently, a guy I am crushing on wrote on a napkin in Korean that I am pretty. I didn't save it either! Darn, I should have. Many guys say it, but he is the first guy in like forever to actually say I am pretty by writing it down on a napkin...and in Korean too. Why didn't I save it??????????????????? arghhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
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Cheonmunka



Joined: 04 Jun 2004

PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, if you see him again, it'll make a good opener ..

You know, see him in a bar or whatever and say, "Hey do you remember ...?"
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