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What's the VERY first thing you do when you wake up?
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Natalie



Joined: 16 Apr 2007

PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 5:16 pm    Post subject: What's the VERY first thing you do when you wake up? Reply with quote

Mine is make coffee. Before my eyes are even fully open.
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Yesterday



Joined: 15 Aug 2003
Location: Land of the Morning DongChim (Kancho)

PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 5:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have a ciggarette.......

(perhaps this should be in OFF-topic forum...?)
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seoulsucker



Joined: 05 Mar 2006
Location: The Land of the Hesitant Cutoff

PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 5:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Take a whiz...unless I've been drinking heavily, then it's down a couple glasses of water and then take a whiz.
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Natalie



Joined: 16 Apr 2007

PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 5:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol, 'whiz' is the funniest expression. Haven't heard that in a while. cute.
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jaganath69



Joined: 17 Jul 2003

PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 5:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pick up my baby son, get him comfy on the couch and make a pot of coffee because five in the morning is such an evil hour to be awake.
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cangel



Joined: 19 Jun 2003
Location: Jeonju, S. Korea

PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Turn on the gas.
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Young FRANKenstein



Joined: 02 Oct 2006
Location: Castle Frankenstein (that's FRONKensteen)

PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

move my kittens off my belly.
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captain kirk



Joined: 29 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Realize, by the way I feel, whether I'm rested and it's morning. Look at the light from the window. Look at the clock. Walk around like a zombie.
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the eye



Joined: 29 Jan 2004

PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Throw an egg at the loudspeaker truck parked below my window.
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Wangja



Joined: 17 May 2004
Location: Seoul, Yongsan

PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Put the kettle on ..... tea for me, coffee for her.

This is a religious demand. Man makes the coffee - read hebrews.
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djsmnc



Joined: 20 Jan 2003
Location: Dave's ESL Cafe

PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ususally clean the dried snot out of my nose...














...with my bare hand.
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PeterDragon



Joined: 15 Feb 2007

PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mumble "Oh, f*ck" under my breath.
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R-Seoul



Joined: 23 Aug 2006
Location: your place

PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

go home
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spliff



Joined: 19 Jan 2004
Location: Khon Kaen, Thailand

PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kiss my wife on her bugga wugga... Very Happy
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jaganath69



Joined: 17 Jul 2003

PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

spliff wrote:
Kiss my wife on her bugga wugga... Very Happy


Got pics? Laughing
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