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[kimchi story]

So, lemme see if I have this right: we have two hotshots (smooth and pete) and two whippersnappers (tomato and JMO).

So here goes - Snowy's not drunk. What you can't see is that Serge has drawn in Tintin with a spoonful of peanut butter in one hand and his shaved nutsack in the other (it's a rare frame that was edited out according to the wishes of the Belgian censors).

'Cause everyone knows a hotshot dog is a peanut butter lovin' dog.
hot-cha! (and pete you better be coming up for the canada day shindig - the other hotshot here has a pretty wicked plan for it in the works).

[swetepete]

Kimchee, are you a hotshot or a whippersnapper? I lost count. BTW, it's smooth and JMO against me and tomato. I think.

I won't attack you directly yet because I'm not sure if you're on my team. The peanut-butter dog-assisted-onanism reference could be taken either way.

Hey, when is Canada Day anyway?

You should be on our team, kimchee. So far we got a fruit, a lush pooch, and no vegetables whatsoever. While that sounds weak, it's a lot better than the competition.

[kimchi story]

I'm having a hard time with this, but I thought I had it figured and as screwy as it is - I think you and RSS are on the same team. Tomato started, then RSS, then JMO, then you, then me. Tomato's a snapper, so I think I'm a snapper. But if that's an invitation, I'll take it.

I saw this in the afternoon and was waiting for someone else to join in before I got on board. But then nobody had so I decided to go balls out and jump in. I figured it was at least a good way to keep things sporting, and not have it collapse in flames.

Dev posted info on Canada Day here. I went in 01, it was memorable.

[rockstarsmooth]

i am most certainly not on the drunk onan-worshipping dog's team. he is a whippersnapper. as is that overly cutesy anthropomorphic tomato.
jmo and i are hot shots.
'cause we are hot.
my music is better than yours.
so are my canada day plans. if you're willing to come over to the hot shots, you drunk dog you, i might even let you in on them.
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right now i'm listening to: boredoms - pop tatari

[swetepete]

I was planning on not coming to Seoul this upcoming weekend, so I guess I can't join in the Canada Day fun with you guys.
Another time, I hope!

And now, back to the battle.

We are Whippersnapper because our intellects and vocabularies are so vast and polysyllabic. Our wit is like whips, and our comebacks snap like, uh, snappers. Or whiplash. Or...uh...something really intimidating and impressive in any case.
Hot Shots, however, can barely spell their own name. They're not so much 'hot' as they are writhing in febraic glue-dreams. They don't shoot; they are shot. The only big word they know is 'anthropomorphic' and they had to use it twice already and it's only page two.

We are recruiting. We need some other food groups represented, as so far we are only fruit and boshintang.
And peanut butter.

[rockstarsmooth]

hot shots actually have faces and are people.
we are not food. food may be delicious (mostly), but ultimately is meant only for consumption.
the hot shots will consume the whippersnappers, and then spit them out 'cause they probably taste utterly foul.
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right now i'm listening to: the decemberists - o valencia!

[swetepete]

I prefer dogs and animals to people.

A tomato will never stab you in the back. A dog will never blackmail you after doing the peanut butter trick. An orange will never sue for damages. A cat will never call you a lazy drunk. Hamsters don't get 'roid rage or road rage.

I can't take this anymore. I need help. Tomato, where are you? (sobs) I'm going to pull the blankets over my head and make love to a pizza. Metaphorically speaking.
Mostly.

[swetepete]

Ok, I see now where you Hotshots are getting your 'inspiration.'

It's from Trooper's 1979 smash hit album.


Hot rockin summertime tunes, for sure. I knew it...RSS doesn't even listen to all that cool stuff listed at the bottom of every post. Obviously that's been filched off some cool, hip person. No, the Hot Shots are listening to...

1. "The Boys In The Bright White Sports Car" (yeah, 'Dorks in the Poop-Brown Bongo,' more like.)
2. "Baby Woncha Please Come Home" (I see where you learned to spell now JMO.)
3. "General Hand Grenade" (Ooohhh, that's really badass. You're soooo cooool.)
4. "Two For The Show" (Dog and Pony show, that is.)
5. "Ready" (to get ROASTED by the whippershnappers.)
6. "Santa Maria" (Ah, she won't save you.)
7. "We're Here For A Good Time" (Worst song EVER.)
12. "Raise A Little Hell" ('Raise a Little Bile,' you mean.)

That settles it...Hot Shots is for washed up old Trooper-likers.

[kimchi story]

Awright, I'm toeing the snapper line.

[swetepete]

Good call Kimchi.
Hey, somebody join the Hot Shots...they're totally outclassed here...
You get a free Trooper T-shirt if you join.

[tomato]

We have some some confusion here:

I'm the first to post, so I am a Whippersnapper.
Rockstarsmooth was second, so he is a Hot Shot.
JMO was third, so he is a Whippersnapper.
Swetepete was fourth, so he is a Hot Shot.

JMO, don't let Swetepete get by with claiming to be a Whippersnapper,
and don't put yourself down by calling yourself a Hot Shot.

Kimchi story, don't get lost in this confusion.
You were fifth, so you're a Whippersnapper.
And we need you.

[swetepete]

Well! I would be chastened and embarrassed, but it's too late for regrets.
I'm already halfway thru the 'hotshotz 4 life' tattoo on my stomach...look out, Tomato, I'm coming for you.
And your cabbagey friend, and the weird twin mutants I've never heard of (but who are obviously 'Spitting Image' ripoffs), too...



That's me in the mullet and steroids.

[rockstarsmooth]

[swetepete]

Right on Smooth, let's knock some fashion sense into these wretched little vomits.
BTW, poop-brown Bongo vans are great. Babyshytte--it's the new black.

[rockstarsmooth]

swetepete is a swell writer who is gonna make the whippersnappers cry. he will overwhelm them with witticisms and pics.
that's 'cause whippersnappers don't have any cool movie or music references to show their relevance.
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right now i'm listening to: polysics - professional tennis