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What's the VERY first thing you do when you wake up?
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peachgaru



Joined: 12 Apr 2007

PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 4:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

press the snooze button. repeat. try to forget i'm about to head to the hagwon.
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SuperHero



Joined: 10 Dec 2003
Location: Superhero Hideout

PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 4:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

turn on the computer and then pee.
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Qinella



Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib

PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 4:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="Tokki1"]Take a valium[quote]

Okay, spill the beans, buddy--where and how?
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Tokki1



Joined: 14 May 2007
Location: The gap between the Korean superiority and inferiority complex

PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 4:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="Qinella"][quote="Tokki1"]Take a valium
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Okay, spill the beans, buddy--where and how?


Er....same way you'd get them anywhere else...from any practicing shrink. You have to know how to pill shop though Cool


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hogwonguy1979



Joined: 22 Dec 2003
Location: the racoon den

PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 4:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

turn on the computer and get something to drink while its booting up.

then read the news, make sure the world hasnt gone crazy in the overnight hours
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Zyzyfer



Joined: 29 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 4:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Regret life. Wait, maybe not. I do regret the fact that I have to be up, though.

Piss. Judge hangover if necessary. Eat.
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eamo



Joined: 08 Mar 2003
Location: Shepherd's Bush, 1964.

PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 5:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Turn on BBC news. Start grinding coffee beans. Make coffee. Smoke.
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Zyzyfer



Joined: 29 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 5:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

eamo wrote:
Turn on BBC news. Start grinding coffee beans. Make coffee. Smoke.


Actually, I'm kind of amazed about how smokers light up so early. I remember my mom having a ciggie as soon as she got out of bed. I had my phase with it for a little bit, like 6 months or so, but now I don't have my first until I rock into the office. Same with coffee. If I smoke first thing in the morning, it makes me want to crawl right back into bed...
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shifter2009



Joined: 03 Sep 2006
Location: wisconsin

PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 5:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Richard Krainium wrote:
Admire the wood? Embarassed


Henry Rollins had it right, wake up everyday with a stiff d*ck and a stiff middle finger.
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Wondering



Joined: 23 May 2007
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 5:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Turn off alarm while shielding face from Welcome Back to the Land of the Living kisses my dog insists upon showering me with every morning.
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pest2



Joined: 01 Jun 2005
Location: Vancouver, Canada

PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

butlerian wrote:
pest2 wrote:
grope a certain incredibly cute someone laying next to me until she gets annoyed and punches me.


I hope that's not in a jimjilbang Shocked

in my one and only visit to a jimjilbang in Seoul, I was sleeping next to a Korean girl. She kept waking me up in the night by turning over and putting her arm around me! I think she was a bit drunk. It was a real only-in-Korea kind of experience.


she probably just got confused and thought you were her brother.

As an aside, why do K women always call guys who are boning them "obbah"??? weird.
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RACETRAITOR



Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea

PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kick the wailing cat out of the room.
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Yo!Chingo



Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Location: Seoul Korea

PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Make breakfast for myself and my husband.
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JJJ



Joined: 27 Nov 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Coffee, cigarette, dump...perfect way to start the day.
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Qinella



Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib

PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pest2 wrote:
butlerian wrote:
pest2 wrote:
grope a certain incredibly cute someone laying next to me until she gets annoyed and punches me.


I hope that's not in a jimjilbang Shocked

in my one and only visit to a jimjilbang in Seoul, I was sleeping next to a Korean girl. She kept waking me up in the night by turning over and putting her arm around me! I think she was a bit drunk. It was a real only-in-Korea kind of experience.


she probably just got confused and thought you were her brother.

As an aside, why do K women always call guys who are boning them "obbah"??? weird.


Spanish speakers say papi and mami. That's weirder if you ask me. If I had to choose between boning my brother or my mom, think I'd go with the bro. haha..
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