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ABCDAVE
Joined: 14 Jan 2006
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 Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 5:00 pm Post subject: What if ... in Korea |
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The only rule is start the sentence with "What if" and end it with "in Korea"
...has this been done before? |
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ABCDAVE
Joined: 14 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:41 pm Post subject: |
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perhaps I should start...
What if men were not allowed to drink soju, and women were not allowed to drive... in Korea. |
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Dev
Joined: 18 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:58 pm Post subject: |
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| What if Soju and cigarettes were expensive in Korea? |
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Pyongshin Sangja
Joined: 20 Apr 2003
Location: I love baby!
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| Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:13 pm Post subject: |
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| What if all the whiners, posers, narcissists, psychos, and all the other assorted malcontents on the various expat websites - especially this one - decided that it would be for the best for them to no longer be in Korea? |
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SeoulShakin
Joined: 05 Jan 2006
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:19 pm Post subject: |
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What if we could have a single day on this forum, where nobody felt the need to diss things that happen in Korea?
What if we could have a single day where threads like these were not allowed in Korea? |
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Summer Wine
Joined: 20 Mar 2005
Location: Next to a River
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| Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:21 pm Post subject: |
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| What if all the apologists changed and became the greatest whiners in Korea. |
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Dev
Joined: 18 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:39 pm Post subject: |
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| What if there was a day in Korea when my school didn't serve white rice? |
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Buff
Joined: 07 Apr 2004
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| Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:54 pm Post subject: |
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| What if soap, hot water, and toilet paper were available in every public restroom in Korea? |
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captain kirk
Joined: 29 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:06 pm Post subject: |
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| Pyongshin Sangja wrote: |
| What if all the whiners, posers, narcissists, psychos, and all the other assorted malcontents on the various expat websites - especially this one - decided that it would be for the best for them to no longer be in Korea? |
Damn, I always thought you were one of us.
What if everyone in Korea became a 300lb behemoth? Hanboks would fit. There would be earthquakes.
Last edited by captain kirk on Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:20 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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ABCDAVE
Joined: 14 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:19 pm Post subject: |
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| SeoulShakin wrote: |
What if we could have a single day on this forum, where nobody felt the need to diss things that happen in Korea?
What if we could have a single day where threads like these were not allowed in Korea? |
Sorry you took it this way.
Since "what if" presents a hypothetical, it's not specifically labeling anything as good or bad, but simply... "what if?"
Like the difference between "racism" and just being observant.
No worries, it wasn't my intent to offend. Just enjoy a couple of creative ideas, complemented with some laughter. |
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Tokki1
Joined: 14 May 2007
Location: The gap between the Korean superiority and inferiority complex
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| Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:19 am Post subject: |
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What if all drugs were legal in Korea?  |
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sojourner1
Joined: 17 Apr 2007
Location: Where meggi swim and 2 wheeled tractors go sput put chug alugg pug pug
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| Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 2:14 am Post subject: |
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| Tokki1 wrote: |
| What if all drugs were legal in Korea? |
Then I would not want to ever leave Korea again. LOL!
What if Korea was a heterogeneous society?
What if Korea learns how to speak English? |
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riley
Joined: 08 Feb 2003
Location: where creditors can find me
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| Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 3:08 am Post subject: |
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What if I had lots of long flowing hair on my head  .............
only in Korea |
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Texas T-Bone
Joined: 09 Jun 2007
Location: SK
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| Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 5:51 am Post subject: |
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What if foreigners started grabbing the asses of all the angry moms who can't seem to wait for us to exit the elevator before they enter it in Korea!
What if foreign teachers could honestly respond to a parental complaint that their "precious" can't speak English because he/she is too busy texting friends to listen in Korea.
What if we could teach only the children we wanted to and send the "disruptive little devils" home in shame wearing a brown paper bag over their head in Korea.
What if we could ask mom or dad to join their little one's class for a few days a week and assign them the same homework we assign their child, as well as requiring the parent to practice with their child 2 hours a day in Korea.
What if I just have another drink and STFU!
Peace,
B~ |
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tomato
Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: I get so little foreign language experience, I must be in Koreatown, Los Angeles.
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| Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 5:58 am Post subject: |
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| What if English students started practicing English with other English students? |
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