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Kiwi Tart



Joined: 17 Jul 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What if the guys had bigger penises in Korea?

What is my boss had a f***ing clue what "management" was OUTSIDE of Korea?

What if EXPATS said "hello" as they passed each other on the street in Korea? (I KNOW YOU SPEAK ENGLISH YOU DIMWIT! STOP LOOKING AT YOUR FEET!)

What if they started taking ecstasy in the dance clubs in Korea?

What if they started hiring more black people teach English in Korea?

What if the tap water was drinkable in Korea?

What if there REALLY was FAN DEATH in Korea?

WHAT IF THERE WAS NO KIMCHEE IN KOREA?!?!?!?!?!


/ I know... I'm gong straight to hell.


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waltjocketty



Joined: 09 Oct 2006

PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What if hypothetical questions didn't exist in korea?
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Kiwi Tart



Joined: 17 Jul 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

waltjocketty wrote:
What if hypothetical questions didn't exist in korea?


What if.. YOU SUCK!
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waltjocketty



Joined: 09 Oct 2006

PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kiwi Tart wrote:
waltjocketty wrote:
What if hypothetical questions didn't exist in korea?


What if.. YOU SUCK!


What if you played the game by the rules, IN KOREA?
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Kiwi Tart



Joined: 17 Jul 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

waltjocketty wrote:
Kiwi Tart wrote:
waltjocketty wrote:
What if hypothetical questions didn't exist in korea?


What if.. YOU SUCK!


What if you played the game by the rules, IN KOREA?


Oh come come now...

What if we all knew that Koreans don't play by the rules... IN KOREA!!!


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Dev



Joined: 18 Apr 2006

PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What if there were garbage cans in all public places in Korea? Very Happy

Just kidding around here. You have to give the Koreans Kudos for having public washrooms in subways and parks.

In that respect, Korea is better than North America.
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nateium



Joined: 21 Aug 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 8:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What if South Korea was connected to the rest of the world by land via cheap nearly unrestricted travel through North Korea?
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crusher_of_heads



Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Location: kimbop and kimchi for kimberly!!!!

PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

nateium wrote:
What if South Korea was connected to the rest of the world by land via cheap nearly unrestricted travel through North Korea?


DISQUALIFCATION

What if everyone relaised that there is no money to be made doing privates, as privates are illegal in Korea?
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swetepete



Joined: 01 Nov 2006
Location: a limp little burg

PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What if all the Irish girls in Korea looked like crusherofhead's avatar?
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crusher_of_heads



Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Location: kimbop and kimchi for kimberly!!!!

PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

swetepete wrote:
What if all the Irish girls in Korea looked like crusherofhead's avatar?


Heaven on earthin Korea


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yingwenlaoshi



Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Location: ... location, location!

PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What if you could add anything you want between what if and in Korea so this thread doesn't make any fkn sense in Korea.
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yingwenlaoshi



Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Location: ... location, location!

PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What if this avatar...



... made any sense in Korea.
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mehamrick



Joined: 28 Aug 2006
Location: South Korea

PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 5:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What if it really did Sparkle in Korea...
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nateium



Joined: 21 Aug 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

crusher_of_heads wrote:
nateium wrote:
What if South Korea was connected to the rest of the world by land via cheap nearly unrestricted travel through North Korea?


DISQUALIFCATION

What if everyone relaised that there is no money to be made doing privates, as privates are illegal in Korea?


huh? Do we have some kind of misunderstanding?
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whatever



Joined: 11 Jun 2006
Location: Korea: More fun than jail.

PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What if you had a full head of hair that looked and felt like pubes... in Korea.
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