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Amusing things Americans say regarding America
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therooster



Joined: 11 May 2007

PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 5:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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True...but then again lumping in all Blacks as African American is ridiculous. I use Black or pigment enhanced...it's all absurd in the end.

The funny thing is that if I said I was Jamaican American...I'd be considered UnAmerican because I'm daring to acknowledge my cultural heritage and choosing to opt out of the PC stupidity of African American. Oh well..Hispanics or Latinos have the same problem in a way. Some people would prefer to be called Hispanic and others prefer Latino (or Latina). I think it's a case by case deal. Why are people so interested in taking away our individuality and lumping us in some PC friendly box label?


Yeah . By that standard Charlize Theron is also African American .


One annoying thing is when you ask an "American" , "Where do you from from?" and he answers with his "state" .

We might have heard of New York , Texas , California , Florida and maybe Nevada , but the rest really doesn't register much to us . You all carry guns , watch monster truck and hate minorities after all . Twisted Evil

All we really asking is "Are you Canadian?" (and by extension : Is there a chance you will act civil in public ? )

Twisted Evil Razz
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congee



Joined: 08 Jun 2007

PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 5:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Amusing things Americans say regarding America:

contrarian wrote:
The US has some restrictions on press freedom - most readonable since they are in the middle of a war.

A hell of a lot freer than Canada. I can get better medical care in I pay for it.

I can buy a gun easier.

I can call a spade a spade, even if its a balck male person.

Taxes are lower.

US pass port is good be 10 years.

There are less restrictions on property ownership.

Just a few.

By the way in Viet Nam there were more Canadians serving in the US military that there were American draft dodgers in Canada. I wish those fools had staryed home.
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unknown9398



Joined: 03 Nov 2006
Location: Yeongcheon, S. Korea

PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bibbitybop wrote:
HighTreason and WayneHead: Great job.


This is a bit different, but we Americans refer to black/African people around the world as African-Americans. Even those that were born and live in Europe.


No, we don't. Maybe YOU do...
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Newbie



Joined: 07 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ajgeddes wrote:
Look at all the people getting their panties in a bunch because their freedom was questioned. Hilarious.


Indeed. Saddest thing I've ever seen on Dave's ... "No! Ny country is free-er than yours!" ... "stupid! My country is the free-est" Laughing Arrow
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Geckoman



Joined: 07 Jun 2007

PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:37 am    Post subject: CANADA IS NOT A FREE COUNTRY! Reply with quote

Is Canada a free country? HELL NO!

Canada is most definitely not a free country for those who live in Quebec!

For generations the people of Quebec have been denied their right to
self-determination!

Quebec is a repressed colony of "English Canada"!

If Canada was as free as English Canadians would have you believe, why do the people of Quebec want to become free and independent?!

If Canada was as free as English Canadians would have you believe, why have the people of Quebec been denied their civil rights and rights of self-determination?!

And these crimes against humanity have been going on for generations!

FREE QUEBEC!

CANADA IS A IMPERIALISTIC REPRESSIVE NATION!

FREE QUEBEC!

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dogshed



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bibbitybop wrote:
HighTreason and WayneHead: Great job.


This is a bit different, but we Americans refer to black/African people around the world as African-Americans. Even those that were born and live in Europe.


I don't.
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dogshed



Joined: 28 Apr 2006

PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

therooster wrote:
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True...but then again lumping in all Blacks as African American is ridiculous. I use Black or pigment enhanced...it's all absurd in the end.

The funny thing is that if I said I was Jamaican American...I'd be considered UnAmerican because I'm daring to acknowledge my cultural heritage and choosing to opt out of the PC stupidity of African American. Oh well..Hispanics or Latinos have the same problem in a way. Some people would prefer to be called Hispanic and others prefer Latino (or Latina). I think it's a case by case deal. Why are people so interested in taking away our individuality and lumping us in some PC friendly box label?


Yeah . By that standard Charlize Theron is also African American .


One annoying thing is when you ask an "American" , "Where do you from from?" and he answers with his "state" .

We might have heard of New York , Texas , California , Florida and maybe Nevada , but the rest really doesn't register much to us . You all carry guns , watch monster truck and hate minorities after all . Twisted Evil

All we really asking is "Are you Canadian?" (and by extension : Is there a chance you will act civil in public ? )

Twisted Evil Razz


Read: "The Politicization of Changing Terms of Self Reference Among American Slave Descendants" in American Speech v 66 is 2 Summer 1991 p. 133-46.
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HighTreason



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

therooster wrote:

One annoying thing is when you ask an "American" , "Where do you from from?"...


I've never asked anyone where he/she from froms... I don't think that's any of my business.


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The Bobster



Joined: 15 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 2:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Newbie wrote:
ajgeddes wrote:
Look at all the people getting their panties in a bunch because their freedom was questioned. Hilarious.


Indeed. Saddest thing I've ever seen on Dave's ... "No! Ny country is free-er than yours!" ... "stupid! My country is the free-est" Laughing Arrow


Been reading this thread, and there are very few American voices disagreeing with the many who are reacting with glee at one more chance to bash. That's because most of the criticisms have been valid.

Guess what? Y'all aren't saying anything new here that we Americans don't already say to each other all the time. Coupled with the jingoistic, flag-waving patriotism is an entrenched tendency for self-criticism. Maybe it's both those things together that makes us strong and free. The second part is the most important one, of course, often under threat from the first part.
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JZer



Joined: 13 Jan 2005
Location: South Korea

PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 5:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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To be fair, the U.S. does have more than a few successes:
South Korea
Taiwan
Japan
All of Europe, especially Germany


Except those were 50 years ago. It has been the last 30 years in which the US has been f'ing up!
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flakfizer



Joined: 12 Nov 2004
Location: scaling the Cliffs of Insanity with a frayed rope.

PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 7:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some one mentioned Americans saying things like, "You'd all be speaking German if it weren't for us." That reminded of, "A Fish Called Wanda:"

Quote:
Otto: Oh you English are so superior aren't you? Well would you like to know where you would be without us, the old U.S. of A to protect you? The smallest fucking province in the Russian empire. So don't call me stupid lady.
Wendy: Well thank you for popping in protecting us.
Otto: (as he leaves) Without us, you'd all be speaking German!

Later in the movie Otto insisted: "We didn't lose Vietnam. It was a tie!
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yawarakaijin



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ChimpumCallao wrote:
"They hate us because we're free"

Ugh! simplistic and stupid.

They hate us for a lot of reasons, but not because our government gives us a longer leash.


This one is also my favourite. As if the rest of the world were inhabited by some alien lifeforms with no concept of freedom and therefore hated the U.S

Is there no irony in stating that people fighting for their own liberation hate you because you are free and they are not? Confused
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Geckoman



Joined: 07 Jun 2007

PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 6:07 am    Post subject: DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ! Reply with quote

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I believe freedom of the press is a fairly good indicator of how free a country is. If you look at the following rankings, then you will see the US in joint 53rd place along with Botswana, Croatia and Tonga.

http://www.rsf.org/rubrique.php3?id_rubrique=639


Do not believe every stupid study you read. That study is totally inaccurate and simply wrong. If you honestly believe that America's freedom of the press is at 53rd place in the world and that it is equal to Botswana, Croatia and Tonga, then your simply too gullible and foolish.

Cool


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Geckoman



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 6:26 am    Post subject: Freedom of Speech: Canada vs US! Reply with quote

FACT: Canada has a lesser degree of freedom of speech than the US.

I was in Seattle, Washington, USA, or Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, a few years ago. I can't remember which city it was. And I was reading in the local newspaper about the investigation of Robert William Pickton, who is a Canadian who lives in British Columbia and who was arrested for being a serial killer. He lived on a farm and had apparently tortured and killed lots of woman on his farm. The case was very very disturbing. A Canadian judge or some legal judicial authority had ruled for the press to not release certain details about the crime to the public, saying that it might make the public bias against the accused, and hence effect his trial. But the American journalists where like: "It's freedom of speech. We can release these things in our country, and we will." So the article was about concern by Canadian authorities that American journalists would print and release information that the Canadian judge, or some legal judicial authority, had ruled illegal to release, and that that information would come up to Canada, and then Canadians would know about it, thereby defeating the intended purpose of the decision to restrict certain information from being released to the public.

Sure in the US there is such a thing as a "gag order" which "is intended to limit freedom of the press, as by instituting censorship or restricting access to information."

BUT in the US:

"In the United States, a court can only order parties to a case not to comment on it; a court has no authority to stop unrelated reporters from reporting on a case. Most statutes which restrict what may be reported have generally been found unconstitutional and void."

Hence, the US has a larger degree of freedom of speech than in Canada.

Source of my quotes above from Wikipedia.com: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gag_order

Article about the Robert William Pickton case from Yahoo News: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070121/ap_on_re_ca/canada_serial_killer

The US also has a greater degree of freedom of speech than in Germany where it is illegal to publish or say that the Holocost did not happen. An academic who published a Holocaust denial book was recently sent to prison in Germany.

The US also has a greater degree of freedom of speech than in South Korea where it is illegal to publish or say that the US intervention in the Korean War was due to American imperialism. A academic who published a book that claimed such a belief was recently prosecuted and found guilty. I do not remember if he received jail time or not but I am quite confident that he did.

While I disagree with Holocaust deniers and the America--intervened-in-the-Korea-War-because-of-American-imperialism opinion, or any other type of rewriting of history, I believe in the freedom of speech and so disagree with the result of those two cases. All human beings have the right to say and publish whatever they want. Americans understand that.

Very Happy


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Dysupes



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 6:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sure, except for when the issues are present in American society and are at a boiling point (read embedded journalists in the American military during the war in Iraq). It's fine to say "We are free to say whatever we want" except that that isn't true in some cases and you know it as well as the rest of us do. Rolling Eyes
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