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kigolo1881

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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:14 am Post subject: As an American, I approve of this plan for world-peace. |
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It may never be possible, but still interesting to think if it might......
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You gotta love Robin Williams......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.'
1) 'The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we will never 'interfere' again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' '
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VanIslander

Joined: 18 Aug 2003 Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:21 am Post subject: |
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The thread title is ironic given Robin Williams has a home in Vancouver and has said that it is the best city in the world to live in.
I think a little West Coast Canada peace lovin' has gotten into him and made his nutty mind swing that way. |
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kigolo1881

Joined: 30 Jul 2006
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:25 am Post subject: |
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It's not what R. Williams said, it's what my personal opinion, so I changed the title.
It's a good laugh.. |
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TiGrBaLm

Joined: 28 Feb 2003 Location: Hubcap of Asia
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:25 am Post subject: |
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| kigolo1881 wrote: |
It's not what R. Williams said, it's what my personal opinion, so I changed the title.
It's a good laugh.. |
WTF? |
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HighTreason

Joined: 15 Jun 2007
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:37 am Post subject: |
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| kigolo1881 wrote: |
| It's not what R. Williams said, it's what my personal opinion, so I changed the title. |
buh?? Why would you do that? |
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Bugmenot
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:58 am Post subject: Re: As an American, I approve of this plan for world-peace. |
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| kigolo1881 wrote: |
It may never be possible, but still interesting to think if it might...... |
You do realize that Robin was being ironic, don't you? Just checking... |
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Masta_Don

Joined: 17 Aug 2006 Location: Hyehwa-dong, Seoul
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:05 am Post subject: Re: As an American, I approve of this plan for world-peace. |
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| Bugmenot wrote: |
| kigolo1881 wrote: |
It may never be possible, but still interesting to think if it might...... |
You do realize that Robin was being ironic, don't you? Just checking... |
"Of course I know it's satire but I agree with it entirely. LOL Guess that means you got trolled." |
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kigolo1881

Joined: 30 Jul 2006
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 3:54 pm Post subject: |
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| TiGrBaLm wrote: |
| kigolo1881 wrote: |
It's not what R. Williams said, it's what my personal opinion, so I changed the title.
It's a good laugh.. |
WTF? |
...so what about it?
WDA? WHO? WHA? |
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kigolo1881

Joined: 30 Jul 2006
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 3:55 pm Post subject: |
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| HighTreason wrote: |
| kigolo1881 wrote: |
| It's not what R. Williams said, it's what my personal opinion, so I changed the title. |
buh?? Why would you do that? |
This was in response of the first reply. |
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kigolo1881

Joined: 30 Jul 2006
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 3:58 pm Post subject: Re: As an American, I approve of this plan for world-peace. |
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| Bugmenot wrote: |
| kigolo1881 wrote: |
It may never be possible, but still interesting to think if it might...... |
You do realize that Robin was being ironic, don't you? Just checking... |
No I didn't realize the irony, i thought it was a rough draft of bill to be ratified by congress in their next hearing. |
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kigolo1881

Joined: 30 Jul 2006
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 4:00 pm Post subject: Re: As an American, I approve of this plan for world-peace. |
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| Masta_Don wrote: |
| Bugmenot wrote: |
| kigolo1881 wrote: |
It may never be possible, but still interesting to think if it might...... |
You do realize that Robin was being ironic, don't you? Just checking... |
"Of course I know it's satire but I agree with it entirely. LOL Guess that means you got trolled." |
BULLSEYE, i got trolled already!  |
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twg

Joined: 02 Nov 2006 Location: Getting some fresh air...
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riley
Joined: 08 Feb 2003 Location: where creditors can find me
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 4:43 pm Post subject: |
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The second I saw that the writer was supposed to be Robin Williams, I knew that snopes would have this listed as a fake. Nice to be right.
It was way too obvious and not even close to being funny, unlike the one supposedly written by John Cleese. |
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cangel

Joined: 19 Jun 2003 Location: Jeonju, S. Korea
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 5:16 pm Post subject: |
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| Doesn't matter who wrote it... There's a lot of truth there-as well as some BS. People want to fault the US on such things as education, crime and healthcare but imagine if all US military expenditures for overseas were redirected internally... What does it say about what the US does and believes in when so much money, that could do so much good to us, is designated for promoting freedom and democracy abroad? OK, fire away... |
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yawarakaijin
Joined: 08 Aug 2006
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:14 pm Post subject: |
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English Language Dictionary for Dummies
Phrase: "Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
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