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kimchi story
Joined: 23 Nov 2006
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| I'm rubber, you're glue; whatever you throw at me bounces back to you, where it gets subsumed into the roaring black-hole suck of your pustulent, scabby asses. |
Oh yeah? We'll see about that - all you Hot Shots are gonna have to pay, we're gonna make y'all eat our shiat, then shiat out our shiat, then eat your shiat which is made up of our shiat that we made y'all eat.
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Whippersnappers all look like Eric Cartman's mom and groove deeply on German schiesse movies. |
Oh yeah? Well, if I didn't know for a fact that every Hot Shot has been busted in the last year locked in the self-cleaning toilet in Insadong with a 2 kilo tub of silky smooth personal lubricant, a dead fish and a picture of Cartman's mom, I'd be offended. Ya wanna know what I think of that? Stan pretty much sums it up for me...
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swetepete
Joined: 01 Nov 2006
Location: a limp little burg
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| Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 3:28 am Post subject: |
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| Whippersnappers are like maggots, but without the nutritional value. |
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kimchi story
Joined: 23 Nov 2006
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| Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 3:52 am Post subject: |
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Maggots have the added value of cleaning dirty wounds. Hot Shots have the value of trying feebly to inflict them.
(Hey bro, bought a '90 Jeep today - with recent aftermarket fuel injection installed. Linda helped with the legwork and it's all buttoned up. Registered to teach and done in 65 days. Yippee ka-yay.) |
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swetepete
Joined: 01 Nov 2006
Location: a limp little burg
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| Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:37 am Post subject: |
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Whippersnappers are so lame, they haven't even got anybody on a certain fellow's creepy, ultra-tiny 'This-Is-Not-A-Hate-List-,You-Dirty-Scumbag-Hellbound-Motherfu##ers!!!' list of people he, uh, doesn't hate.
Ol' Tomata might crack that list yet tho. |
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kimchi story
Joined: 23 Nov 2006
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| Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:42 am Post subject: |
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Whippersnappers are so lame, they haven't even got anybody on a certain fellow's creepy, ultra-tiny 'This-Is-Not-A-Hate-List-,You-Dirty-Scumbag-Hellbound-Motherfu##ers!!!' list of people he, uh, doesn't hate.
Ol' Tomata might crack that list yet tho. |
Oh that's f@#$ing low!
I've been trying for the demophobe list for ages...it seems you just gotta be a special sorta dirtbag for that.
Bloodfart!? Gawddamn - I spat coffee on my keyboard when I read that. It's just WRONG. Come to think of it, Hot Shot pretty much describes a healthy air biscuit the morning after some kimchi jjigae..but semantic BLOODFART!? Swee-eet. |
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swetepete
Joined: 01 Nov 2006
Location: a limp little burg
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| Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 5:00 am Post subject: |
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I've been trying for the (he-who-shall-not-be-named) list for ages...it seems you just gotta be a special sorta dirtbag for that.
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Whee! I am a very special dirtbag. Haha, I'm terrific. RSS too. Was there anyone else on the good team?
Happy Canada Day, Kimchistory! Congrats on the jeep, and on the imminence of your homeward journey.
By the way, in the ancient and infallible Mayan Zodiac, all Hot Shots are born under the sign of Pbbbthfwappfawapfa, God of Anal Blood-slugs.
Looks like this guy, except "red, like the head on the dikk of a dog."*
*McCarthy, Cormac. Child of God. New World Library, New York, 1973. I think. |
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