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butlerian
Joined: 04 Sep 2006
Location: Korea
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| Qinella wrote: |
| pest2 wrote: |
| butlerian wrote: |
| pest2 wrote: |
| grope a certain incredibly cute someone laying next to me until she gets annoyed and punches me. |
I hope that's not in a jimjilbang 
in my one and only visit to a jimjilbang in Seoul, I was sleeping next to a Korean girl. She kept waking me up in the night by turning over and putting her arm around me! I think she was a bit drunk. It was a real only-in-Korea kind of experience. |
she probably just got confused and thought you were her brother.
As an aside, why do K women always call guys who are boning them "obbah"??? weird. |
Spanish speakers say papi and mami. That's weirder if you ask me. If I had to choose between boning my brother or my mom, think I'd go with the bro. haha.. |
First pink underwear, now boning your bro...are u trying to tell us something Qinella? |
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peppermint
Joined: 13 May 2003
Location: traversing the minefields of caddishness.
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| Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:47 pm Post subject: |
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| Yes, it pi$$es me off that women never put the seat up when they've finished. |
meh. My house, the seat goes down. At his place, it gets put back however I found it.
AS for what I do first thing- fumble for my glasses, though I wouldn't consider myself actually awake until a minute or so into the shower |
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Fishead soup
Joined: 24 Jun 2007
Location: Korea
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| Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:11 pm Post subject: |
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| Turn on the fan and close all the windows |
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itaewonguy
Joined: 25 Mar 2003
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| Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:44 pm Post subject: |
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rub one off...
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mikowee
Joined: 03 Aug 2006
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| Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 7:06 pm Post subject: |
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| itaewonguy wrote: |
rub one off...
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That never works with piss hard-ons  |
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sojourner1
Joined: 17 Apr 2007
Location: Where meggi swim and 2 wheeled tractors go sput put chug alugg pug pug
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| Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 7:50 pm Post subject: |
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| The first thing I do when I get up? Shift my feet over the side of the bed in attempt to stand up. |
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cranura
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:33 pm Post subject: Re: What's the VERY first thing you do when you wake up? |
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| Natalie wrote: |
| Mine is make coffee. Before my eyes are even fully open. |
a cuppa joe is first and foremost with me too!! |
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Jizzo T. Clown
Joined: 27 Mar 2006
Location: at my wit's end
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| Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:56 pm Post subject: |
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| PeterDragon wrote: |
| Mumble "Oh, f*ck" under my breath. |
That made me laugh out loud!
I do something similar--hit the snooze three or four times until I absolutely have to get up, mutter "Oh sh*t" and start the computer and the coffee, AFN in the background. |
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spliff
Joined: 19 Jan 2004
Location: Khon Kaen, Thailand
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| Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:58 am Post subject: |
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| poet13 wrote: |
| Peel my sweaty scrotum off my leg and fart once. |
WINNER!  |
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Jizzo T. Clown
Joined: 27 Mar 2006
Location: at my wit's end
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| Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:37 pm Post subject: |
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| spliff wrote: |
| poet13 wrote: |
| Peel my sweaty scrotum off my leg and fart once. |
WINNER! |
I didn't know this was a contest.  |
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