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jacl
Joined: 31 Oct 2005
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"E=MC squared" - Mike Tyson
"Hit me baby one more time" - Rodney King |
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captain planet
Joined: 18 Jul 2006
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| Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 2:45 pm Post subject: |
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| jajdude wrote: |
| Wish I could find a few words for a song---- Bob Dylan |
he actually did say "if there's an original thought out there, i could use it right now" |
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vox
Joined: 13 Feb 2005
Location: Jeollabukdo
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| Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 5:15 pm Post subject: |
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| "You must remain a virgin and never have a lover until the day you get married" - Jesus |
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khyber
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Compunction Junction
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| Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 8:13 pm Post subject: |
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You did WHAT to him? - Caligula
Apple F**ing RULES! - Bill Gates
...and the sweet little lollipop hipped and hopped to the pea green boat to the tune of 16 sugarplum harps - Rob Zombie.
George, do you think we could just cuddle tonight? - Tony Blair |
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Cheonmunka
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
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"I wonder why Mommy named me after excrement?" (Winnie the Pooh)
"Snafalufugus, you're always so damned late!" (Big Bird)
"Fish? Fishy? Why are you not moving, so still, on the bottom of the tank?" (Elmo)
"Look, I'm the man around this house! Ernie, it's your turn to be the wife!" (Bert) |
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pegpig
Joined: 10 May 2005
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That was a great play. - Abe Lincoln
God bless America - Worldwide (famous here anyways....well sort of)
Honey, have you seen my dick? - JW Bobbitt (Oops! He did say that. Interesting name.)
What does a guy have to do to get some *beep* around here? - Hugh Hefner
Fucking cocksucker bastard - Fiveeagles
This script's a winner. - Pauly Shore |
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jajdude
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:33 am Post subject: |
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"Let's go mack on those fine young things over there." (Elton John)
"Imagine there's no me, it's easy if you try." (Lennon)
"Where can a man get a drink in this country?" (ajosshi)
"Yep, all these years in Korea at the same job! I must say I'm pretty solid." (jajdude)
"Mathematics? Rubbish!" (John Nash)
"Love them gooks" (wo buxihuan hanguoren)
"Caesar and me are tight!" (Brutus)
"Only a fool would take poison" (Romeo)
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wo buxihuan hanguoren
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Location: Suyuskis
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| Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:33 am Post subject: |
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| Mumsy got back - Edmund Kemper |
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chriswylson
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
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| Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 1:52 pm Post subject: |
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| Jajdude: "My life is great" |
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The Bobster
Joined: 15 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:47 pm Post subject: |
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| chriswylson wrote: |
| Jajdude: "My life is great" |
I think he already used that one on himself, maybe twice. Guy named Art Fleming was host of Jeopardy for many long years before that Canadian guy showed up. And Paul Simon was actually heard to say, introducing Art Garfunkel as host one time on Saturday Night Live : "Truth be told, he always DID sing better than me ..."
"The Bobster's not such a bad guy, and I'm willing to listen to anyone, even people I disagree with." (Bramble)
"I'm glad my son died for a worthy cause." (Cindy Sheehan)
"Maybe we oughta stop all this fighting all the time." (Geo Patton)
"Mom, I just met this guy named Charlie, and he is SO good to me." (Sharon Tate)
"Love songs are the best kind of music." (Joey Ramone)
"A girl should never appear to be too 'easy,' and it's important to always be sober when driving a car" (Paris Hilton)
"Jewish people are totally cool with me. And, you know, some of my best friends are from England." (Mel Gibson.)
"People can say what they want, but that was just a song. Honestly, I think the Royal Family are doing fine just the way they are." (Johnny Rotten)
"God, I hate women and minority people, especially people from the Middle East." (The Bobster)
"I will never cut and paste long articles from obscure right-wing websites onto the CE Forum at Dave's ESL Cafe ever again. Cross my heart and hope to die." (Joo Rip Gwa Rhhee)
"Um, maybe this whole Iraq thing was a wrong move ... you think?" (Geo Bush)
"All this, you know, this whole global warming stuff- I was kidding around all the time. Jeeze, some people are just too SERIOUS." (Al Gore)
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Mosley
Joined: 15 Jan 2003
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"Comrades, let the peasants keep their surplus-they're entitled to the fruits of their labour." - Joseph Stalin
"I freed the F@#$*&* who?!"- Abe Lincoln, after a week-long bender
"Thank you, Gov. Connelly, for having been such a gracious host."-JFK |
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khyber
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Compunction Junction
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This noraebang doesn't have "Hey Jude' WTF?!!!" -- anyone in a noraebang.
No, I like that bit where I blow my nose during the chorus. Keep it in!--- Chris Martin,
Bonjour, Je m'appelle Karl - Karl Pilkington
Jellyfish: they're 97% water, give 'em another 3% and make 'em water -David Attenborough (thanks karl) |
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Big_Bird
Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: Sometimes here sometimes there...
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| Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:01 am Post subject: |
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| Let them eat cake - Marie Antoinette |
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yawarakaijin
Joined: 08 Aug 2006
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| Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:05 am Post subject: |
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| "The Bathists and Saddam lovers shouldn't give up their war" (That guy in the current events forum with the scary guy in his avitar) |
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Alyallen
Joined: 29 Mar 2004
Location: The 4th Greatest Place on Earth = Jeonju!!!
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| Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:51 am Post subject: |
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"There's nothing wrong with using prescription medication to cure post-partum depression"-Tom Cruise to Brooke Shields
"Scientology is a big money grab and I am GLAD to be its spokesman" Tom Cruise
"Tom...The baby is Dawson's." Katie Holmes |
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