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Things famous people never said
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My balls and my word. My BALLS and my WORD!

-- Santa Claus
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jajdude



Joined: 18 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bundang sucks - Sparkles

I hate drinking - me
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Pak Yu Man



Joined: 02 Jun 2005
Location: The Ida galaxy

PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"you go first" Any ajjuma in any line
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The Bobster



Joined: 15 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pak Yu Man wrote:
Any ajjuma in any line

Good try, but she's not famous, even though everyone has met her ...

Cool
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Snowmeow



Joined: 03 Oct 2005
Location: pc room

PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ahoy Matey - Albert Eienstein
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Been There, Taught That



Joined: 10 Apr 2007
Location: Mungyeong: not a village, not yet a metroplex.

PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1. Can't we all just get along?--Muhammad, and his 20th-century enabler, Yasser Arafat
2. Here's one for all you flaming homo boys out there--B. Springsteen, J. (once Cougar) Mellencamp, S. Perry, etc.
3. The hippies perhaps had a point back there in the '60's--Rush Limbaugh
4. Emotional anarchy will be the death of us all!--Dr. Phil
5. Okay, maybe some of these show topics have gone too far--Jerry Springer
6. We get bombed on Black Russians in five minutes--Ronald Reagan
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dogbert



Joined: 29 Jan 2003
Location: Killbox 90210

PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Wait a minute ... you're telling me I freed the WHAT???

-- A hungover Abe Lincoln, Jan. 2, 1863
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jajdude



Joined: 18 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 2:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

chriswylson wrote:
Jajdude: "My life is great"


I feel sorry for you Chris. Truly. You are an excuse for a person and you know it.

Damn I'm actually wasting time feeling sorry for a dude who is so sad....

fck you cnt please die

Think about it Chris. Ever done good in your life? Ever actually cared about anybody?


Nah. You are a piece of junk. Of course we already knew that right?
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friendoken



Joined: 19 Jan 2008

PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 1:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Of course I'm gay! Look at my ridiculous clothes for God's sake!" Liberace
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nolegirl



Joined: 17 Apr 2008

PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 2:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I want to cut his (Obama) nuts off. He is acting to white (Jesse Jackson)

He actually really said that though. Sad


Quote:
"Of course I'm gay! Look at my ridiculous clothes for God's sake!" Liberace


thats funny!!!
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5600



Joined: 07 Apr 2008
Location: At an undisclosed FEMA camp.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 4:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If I had known then what I know now, I would have picked my own damn cotton.---grandpa
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IMF crisis



Joined: 27 Mar 2008

PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 5:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jajdude wrote:
chriswylson wrote:
Jajdude: "My life is great"


I feel sorry for you Chris. Truly. You are an excuse for a person and you know it.

Damn I'm actually wasting time feeling sorry for a dude who is so sad....

fck you cnt please die

Think about it Chris. Ever done good in your life? Ever actually cared about anybody?


Nah. You are a piece of junk. Of course we already knew that right?

You don't want to waste time feeling sorry for Chris but you have enough time to wade through a thread that no one had responded to in a year? And you feel sorry for Chris? I hope you didn't spend the year trying to think up this witty retort.
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jajdude



Joined: 18 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 12:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Never posted drunk eh? The guy can suck my balls. All he does is put others down. And for some reason he made it his mission to be an asshole to me, so f-u-c-k that asshole. I have no idea who he is. He doesn't know me either. Just a piece of crap. I hope he gets hit by a bus real soon. Apparently he hates fags, so, yeah he's real cool. Moron.

I have, on the other hand, helped a lot of people, and posted some useful things. You find one useful post by the moron, and I'll be amazed.
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Been There, Taught That



Joined: 10 Apr 2007
Location: Mungyeong: not a village, not yet a metroplex.

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 12:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't really need this drink to feel comfortable onstage, you know!--Amy Winehouse
Does this dress come in a longer length, and do you have one that buttons up to the neck?--Paris Hilton
Hi, I'm a celebrity, and I'm here to talk about car seat safety--Britney Spears
I idolize Britney Spears!--[your favorite celeb here]
Well, yes, I said my career would never come first, but that was waaay before you went and got yourself pregnant with twins!--Brad Pitt
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