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Dan The Chainsawman
Joined: 05 May 2005
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 Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:15 am Post subject: I just fought off a horde of ninja monkeys |
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I really did.. It was fun, but after awhile it got boring.
Lizara did also she just told me so.
danthechainsawman: I just fought off a horde of ninja monkeys.
lizara: You too??? |
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Dan The Chainsawman
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| Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:43 am Post subject: |
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The leader looked exactly like him. I bit his arm off and beat him to death with it after decapitating his second in command with a machete. Ninja monkeys really ought to stick to sniffing their own fundamental orifices and other monkey like behavior. |
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whatever
Joined: 11 Jun 2006
Location: Korea: More fun than jail.
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| Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:51 am Post subject: Re: I just fought off a horde of ninja monkeys |
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| Dan The Chainsawman wrote: |
| I just fought off a horde of ninja monkeys. |
...The story of my life. Effin' crack monkeys! |
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Dan The Chainsawman
Joined: 05 May 2005
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| Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:13 am Post subject: |
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| They are dirty fighters also. Some of them tried to kick me in the family jewels. So I shot them in the head with a shotgun. |
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Big_Bird
Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: Sometimes here sometimes there...
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| Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:16 am Post subject: |
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| Dan The Chainsawman wrote: |
| They are dirty fighters also. Some of them tried to kick me in the family jewels. So I shot them in the head with a shotgun. |
Looked like costume jewellery to me.  |
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Dan The Chainsawman
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| Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:23 am Post subject: |
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Might actually be as my family is full of cheapskates. It wouldn't surprise me if they did try to pass off costume jewels as the real thing.
However, in terms a Pommie might understand, the ninja monkeys tried to kick me in the dick. |
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Big_Bird
Joined: 31 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:26 am Post subject: |
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| Dan The Chainsawman wrote: |
Might actually be as my family is full of cheapskates. It wouldn't surprise me if they did try to pass off costume jewels as the real thing.
However, in terms a Pommie might understand, the ninja monkeys tried to kick me in the *beep*. |
Yes, I understood the first time where they were kicking you, and I say it's all bollocks... |
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Dan The Chainsawman
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| Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:47 am Post subject: |
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Now you are getting closer.
Good show. |
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whatever
Joined: 11 Jun 2006
Location: Korea: More fun than jail.
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| Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 9:44 am Post subject: |
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| Were they cheeky monkeys? |
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Dan The Chainsawman
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| Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:36 pm Post subject: |
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| Might have been. A shotgun to the head tends to take the cheeks off anything. |
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SuperFly
Joined: 09 Jul 2003
Location: In the doghouse
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| Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:41 pm Post subject: |
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Dan The Chainsawman
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| Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:35 pm Post subject: |
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| Don't tell me one of the Ninja Monkeys was related to you Superfly? |
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mikowee
Joined: 03 Aug 2006
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| Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:58 pm Post subject: |
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| Take kung fu lessons. They'll go after your family next. |
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SuperFly
Joined: 09 Jul 2003
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| Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:59 pm Post subject: |
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The hats are on the table, I repeat - the hats are on the table.
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Dan The Chainsawman
Joined: 05 May 2005
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| Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:02 pm Post subject: |
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 This isn't good. |
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