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kiwioutofthenest · Joined: 29 Jan 2003

Well i have two that happened this week

leaving school on friday when one of my 13 year old students runs up to me "Kiwi Where are you going?" Me "Home" Him "Can i come" Me "Why" Him "we can sleep togeather" ......i laughed all the way home

Shopping yesterday i had a man walk up to me and hand me a bussiness card, it was writted in Hungal except for DIET PLANNER....i laughed all the way home

Clutch Cargo · Joined: 28 Feb 2003 Location: Sim City 2005

Last couple of weeks:

Me: "Gee, my back is a bit sore today"
Korean teacher: (laughs) "Yes, it's a nice day"

Stopped at the lights on my scooter and a bunch of highschool boys walk past . One says "Hiii" in a real gay voice, then another says "I love YOU" Confused

desultude · Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2003 5:50 pm Post subject:

I was trying to help a 25 year old male student with the difference in pronunciation between "L" and "R"- with lots of mouth and tongue demonstration. In front of another teacher, and other students, he said to me, with a straight face and seemingly sincerely, "Kiss me." If I didn't know him well, I would think that he was trying to be a smart-ass. I still haven't figured out how to take it.

kimcheeking · Guest

peppermint · Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2003 6:01 pm Post subject:

The first day of a one on one class, with a 28 year old man who'd spent several years living in California. His first question was:

"Can we shag?"

kimcheeking · Guest

And the winner is!

desultude · Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2003 6:03 pm Post subject:

I have to admit that he is one of my loveliest students. I also have to admit that he is many, many years younger. And, his IS my student. Haven't kissed one of them for years.

peppermint · Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2003 7:00 pm Post subject:

When the student asked "Can we shag?" I'm sure I turned approximately 7 shades of red, and bit my cheek to keep from laughing.

The guy explained that he wanted to know if that was an acceptable pickup line. If he was still in the country I think I'd have to refer him to Kiwiboy. .

gypsyfish · Joined: 17 Jan 2003 Location: Seoul

I had a student e-mail me and say that she wanted to get to know me 'intimately'. I guess that's what happens when you use a thesaurus too much.

kimcheeking · Guest

katydid · Joined: 02 Feb 2003 Location: Here kitty kitty kitty...

I said this when I was tired and at an outing with a number of other teachers from the uni: "I want to go home."
Korean professor: "But you can't 'go home.' Korea isn't your home."
Thanks for the welcome, butt-munch.
In a similar vein, does ANYONE ELSE get this series of questions:
"Where are you from?"
"I am from America."
"When you go back home?"

crazylemongirl · Joined: 23 Mar 2003 Location: almost there...

Guy comes up to me: 'you, me, how much'?

CLG

matko · Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: in a world of hurt!

crazylemongirl · Joined: 23 Mar 2003 Location: almost there...

Ilsanman · Joined: 15 Aug 2003 Location: Bucheon, Korea

Here is an inappropriate gift

For my birthday I got underwear from a co worker.

Here is a story from my friend.

In class a kid asked him if he had a g/f, and he said I dont have a girlfriend.

Then a kid made the motion with his hands of a hole and a finger going in and out, and he said...then teacher no f-ckie!!