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Fishead soup
Joined: 24 Jun 2007 Location: Korea
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:09 pm Post subject: The worst movie remakes |
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There was a really bad King Kong remake done in the seventies. It stared Jennifer Lang. There was one scene where the big monkey actually attempts to feel her up. Very corny.
The New Planet of the Apes is pretty crappy too.
I prefer the Umpa Loompas in the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory |
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DaeguKid
Joined: 09 Dec 2006 Location: Daegu
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:31 pm Post subject: |
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The Italian Job...what a pile of crap. Seriously. It was not even a remake. "Lets do this job like the Italian Job" BAH!!!
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Tarmangani

Joined: 17 Apr 2006 Location: the Calm
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:37 pm Post subject: |
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The Longest Yard, Swept Away, and The Manchurian Candidate were really bad.
Lolita and Psycho, even though not bad, should have known better than try to remake classic films. |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005 Location: Seoul, South Korea
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:06 pm Post subject: |
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I haven't seen every remake (because most suck). The worst I ever saw was Avengers. Loved the TV show, despised the movie. Also, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen went from brilliant comic book to ass-terrible movie. Both have Connery, don't they? |
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wo buxihuan hanguoren

Joined: 18 Apr 2007 Location: Suyuskis
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:14 pm Post subject: |
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Dawn Of The Dead. Utter poo compared to the original. |
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seoulsucker

Joined: 05 Mar 2006 Location: The Land of the Hesitant Cutoff
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:20 pm Post subject: |
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wo buxihuan hanguoren wrote: |
Dawn Of The Dead. Utter poo compared to the original. |
You've got to be fisting me. I found the remake to be 10X better. It went around the rules that made the first one drag, employed great make-up effects, didn't rely on CGI like a lot of the new remakes do.
The first 10 minutes are worth the price of admission alone.
Sarah Polley, Jake Weber, Ving Rhames, the guy who played CJ and the rich *beep* were all memorable characters. Mekhi Pfiefer (sp) fouled it up with the same thug role he always plays, but the Russian wife was a nice touch. |
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sojourner1

Joined: 17 Apr 2007 Location: Where meggi swim and 2 wheeled tractors go sput put chug alugg pug pug
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:32 pm Post subject: |
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Planet of the Apes (2001) |
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sirfro

Joined: 01 Dec 2006 Location: Guui-dong...lol
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:37 pm Post subject: |
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seoulsucker wrote: |
wo buxihuan hanguoren wrote: |
Dawn Of The Dead. Utter poo compared to the original. |
You've got to be fisting me. I found the remake to be 10X better. It went around the rules that made the first one drag, employed great make-up effects, didn't rely on CGI like a lot of the new remakes do.
The first 10 minutes are worth the price of admission alone.
Sarah Polley, Jake Weber, Ving Rhames, the guy who played CJ and the rich *beep* were all memorable characters. Mekhi Pfiefer (sp) fouled it up with the same thug role he always plays, but the Russian wife was a nice touch. |
Yeah, I loved the new Dawn of the Dead. When those zombies started running...?! That was some scary shit.
The Punisher with Dolph should have been left to suck on it's own... It got even worse with the next one... |
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wo buxihuan hanguoren

Joined: 18 Apr 2007 Location: Suyuskis
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:47 pm Post subject: |
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The first Dawn Of The Dead was a social commentary, had great memorable actors, and is just an all-round excellent film. It is beyond horror.
Name me one redeeming feature of the remake and I'll, I'll, well, I'll just ignore whatever you have to say because I can't respect the opinion of anyone that thinks the remake is a good film. |
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Alyallen

Joined: 29 Mar 2004 Location: The 4th Greatest Place on Earth = Jeonju!!!
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:08 pm Post subject: |
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Les Miserables with Uma Thurman. CRAP-TASTIC!
Miami Vice was garbage. But does that count as a remake? |
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cwemory

Joined: 14 Jan 2006 Location: Gunpo, Korea
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:16 pm Post subject: |
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the wicker man, rollerball |
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seoulsucker

Joined: 05 Mar 2006 Location: The Land of the Hesitant Cutoff
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:28 pm Post subject: |
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wo buxihuan hanguoren wrote: |
Name me one redeeming feature of the remake. |
Make-up effects for Andy's close-range shotgun headshot in the gun shop. 'Nuff said.
Personal preference, but I watch zombie movies to be entertained. If I want social commentary, I read Chomsky.  |
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SuperHero

Joined: 10 Dec 2003 Location: Superhero Hideout
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:35 pm Post subject: |
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NOt going to see "the hitcher" remake. Saw a trailer for it, and the guy in Rutger Haeurs role just doesn't have it. |
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Tony_Balony

Joined: 12 Apr 2007
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:42 am Post subject: |
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Dawn of the Dead II - one of the better remakes, stood on its own. Certainly better than Land of The Dead I. Night of the Living Dead II was so-so. |
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SHANE02

Joined: 04 Jun 2003
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:51 am Post subject: |
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Why the hell did they remake The Omen With the pretty much same script and shit actors?
And yeah The (new) Hitcher sucked. |
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