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Amusing things Americans say regarding America
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therooster



Joined: 11 May 2007

PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Look . As an objective and impartial observer let me tell you that both the U.S.A and Canadians suck .

Each in your own special way .

Now make way for some grossly unfair generilisations and stereotypes .

Americans sadly just don't think things through . They seem to think the best way to solve conflict is to be pro-active in face it head on . The reality of the matter is they just don't have a clue about important little things like "considering the consequences of their actions " .

Canadians on the other hand do sweet *beep* all about anything .

Razz


Just kidding . I probably say these things because deep down I just hate freedom .
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mateomiguel



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

therooster wrote:
They seem to think the best way to solve conflict is to be pro-active in face it head on.


Um... I guess you're right there, because that's the way I always try to solve conflict. Do you have another suggestion? Something that won't give me ulcers when I'm 50?
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The Bobster



Joined: 15 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mateomiguel wrote:
therooster wrote:
They seem to think the best way to solve conflict is to be pro-active in face it head on.


Um... I guess you're right there, because that's the way I always try to solve conflict. Do you have another suggestion? Something that won't give me ulcers when I'm 50?


There's just too much bad stuff in the world to be polite and hope it will go way by istelf. Yes, absolutely, be "pro-active," but think hard first about which direction your activity needs to go.

Great thing about America? We argue ALL the farking time. We always will. Count on that.
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Vancouver



Joined: 12 Dec 2006

PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mindmetoo wrote:
Canadians:

- We're loved all around the world! Put a Canadian flag on your backpack and people will beg you to marry their daughters!
>I wonder how many Americans on this board does this

- We're very in tune with the environment. Not like Americans.
>lol

- We're polite. Not like Americans.
I got called a yankee(I'm ethnically Korean) once for selling Krispy Kreme doughnuts in front of the Robson Art Gallery

- We know geography! Not like Americans.
Just ask a Canadian where Dokdo is XD jkjk. ask em where.... Sri Lanka is?

- The phone and basketball and baseball are Canadian inventions!

Yet the Americans kick Canada's ass in both sports
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JZer



Joined: 13 Jan 2005
Location: South Korea

PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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- We know geography! Not like Americans.
Just ask a Canadian where Dokdo is XD jkjk. ask em where.... Sri Lanka is?


Probably the only reason Canadians know geography is because there are no jobs in Canada and everyone in their 20s has to move to Asia for work.
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twg



Joined: 02 Nov 2006
Location: Getting some fresh air...

PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

cwemory wrote:
twg wrote:
"Not-mentally-handicapped retarded"


Is that anything like "ghey"?

Yes.

It's very similar to SUXXORS as well.
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stevemcgarrett



Joined: 24 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, lookee: yet another thinly disguised American bashing thread. Oh, sure, I can laugh at myself and my nation's excesses but some of these posts are just political posturing and taking sideswipes.

waynehead wrote:

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3. American food is best, that's why mcdonald's is everywhere


Really? Never heard an American expat say that. What I usually here is that if you want a great hamburger you'll have to look farther than McDonald's.

BuHaoChi wrote:

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America is a Christian country


It was and in many respects still is. But many of us say "Judao-Christian."

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Communism is a menace to our way of life


We do and it is. Only a clueless leftist would think otherwise.

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God bless America


Don't need to say it; He already has.

Jarome Turner wrote:

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Ya, I know that more than 26,000 Canadian troops served in the Korean War.


But apparently you don't know that thousands of Canadians also served in Vietnam. Moreover, several other UN forces were in Korea and sent advisors to Vietnam.

So what's your point?

High Treason wrote:

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Oddly enough, Texas said it! No really, the whole state. It's like their mantra. They have it on their road signs down there. Seriously.

For the record, I'm not a Texas hater like some people on this board, I just find this funny as well


For the record, you also don't know much about Texas, evidently. That slogan was initiated to promote a cleaner environment. Seriously. Rolling Eyes

Quote:
Don't mess with Texas." Was this guy a huge anti-litter activist?? I think not. That may have been how it started, but it means more than that now...


I see, you admit to saying something from ignorance and then proceed to speculate on motives out of ignorance. If it consoles you, however, it also means to leave Texans alone, i.e. don't impose your will on it. Like New Hampshire's "Don't Tread on Me." Texas was indeed a separate country for a time.

Beej:

Yep, that survey BinchLover cites is quite skewed.

Binch Lover, JZer, BuHaoChi, HighTreason, HollywoodAction--I can't decide which is more whacked up. American history according to Zinn.
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Beej



Joined: 05 Mar 2005
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 11:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When the US government screws up around the world: Abu Graib, Guantanamo; who breaks the story? The London Times? Le Monde? The Korea Herald? No its the New York Times, Washington Post. The US government cant stop them. This is very telling about freedom of the press in the USA. When Abu Graib broke, I remember Chinese bloggers being very impressed about this phenomenon.

No one criticzes America more than ourselves.
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The Bobster



Joined: 15 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 1:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Beej wrote:
When the US government screws up around the world: Abu Graib, Guantanamo; who breaks the story? The London Times? Le Monde? The Korea Herald? No its the New York Times, Washington Post. The US government cant stop them. This is very telling about freedom of the press in the USA. When Abu Graib broke, I remember Chinese bloggers being very impressed about this phenomenon.

No one criticzes America more than ourselves.

Exactly true. The rest of you, work hard as you want, you don't have nothin' on us Americans telling each other what's wrong and how to make it better. Fact is, we're so busy doing that, we don't have time to even notice most of the rest of you.
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Geckoman



Joined: 07 Jun 2007

PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 5:55 am    Post subject: Racism in Canada! Reply with quote

Racism is in fact a major problem in Canada. And it is chasing away immigrants. Canada has an international reputation for being racist.

Just recently an adult Korean student told me how she lived in Canada for one year and how she experienced racism against her by Canadians there. One time someone threw some coins at her because of her race. She cried. Not from the force of the coins but because of the cruelty of being discriminated against because of her race. I think Canada has a lot to learn from America. I've heard adult Korean students say that of the Western nations, the US is the least racist.

I do know that Canada is behind America when it comes to race issues.
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Example 1:
In America, we commonly refer to non-white American minorities as "minority race + American." For example, we say "Asian-American," "African-American, etc. I know that the only minority that Canadians will do that for are "French-Canadians."

But other Canadian minorities are not given that respect and so, for example, Canadians of Chinese extraction are just called "Chinese," instead of "Chinese-Canadians," despite the fact that they are Canadian citizens (or shall we say Canadian subjects of the Queen) and pay taxes and are permanent residents and positive members of society. Despite these facts they are still refered to as "Chinese" and not "Chinese-Canadians" and so are made to feel like they do not belong and are foreigners.

I like to think that with the popularity of the American useage of "minority race + American," such "minority race + Canadian" usage will eventually take root in Canada.

It is a total outrage for Canadians to refer to Canadians of a minority race as just that minority race and not put the word "Canadian" with it even though they are really Canadians who happen to be of a minority extraction.

The only minority group given the honor of "minority race + Canadian" are French-Canadians and all other minorities are identified as just non-Canadians. Total outrage!
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Example 2:
Furthermore, another example of Canadaian racism is their discriminatory law(s) that do not recognizes foreign degrees.

As a result of such discriminatory laws there are all these very highly educated immigrants who have to work at very poor working-class jobs. Doctors, engineers, etc., are forced to work as working-class jobs and so are forced into poverty. All their hard work to get their degree(s), along with their talent and knowledge, goes to waste in Canada.

The US does not have such discriminatory laws and recognizes foreign degrees. After all, we see all those Canadians with Canadian degrees able to use those degrees in America. That is one of the reasons why there is a brain drain from Canada to America. We do not discriminate against Canadians or any other foreigners.

I heard about this Canadian discriminatory law(s) over a year ago and how as a result of such discriminatory policies many Canadian immigrants were in turn immigrating to the US from Canada! True story! Due to the legal discrimination they faced in Canada they were foced to live in poverty and so as a result they were immigrating to the US from Canada!

And naturally these Canadian immigrants told their relatives and friends back in their original country of how they are forced to live in poverty due to Canada's discriminatory law(s) and so to not immigrate to Canada but to the US (or maybe elsewhere). This has hurt Canada's international reputation, particularly with inspring immigrants.

In fact, one of my adult Korean students recently shared with the class such a story dealing with her uncle. Her uncle is a surgeon from Korea who immigrated to Canada but because the discriminatory laws in Canada did not recongize his degree he was forced to work as a truck driver. Surgeon to truck driver! Major step down!

In fact, this policy is even hurting Canadians who leave Canada. I've read how Canadians who go to medical school outside of Canada, including the US, are legally prohibited from working as a doctor in Canada, as so as a result many Canadians are leaving Canada forever and immigrating to the US.

I learned about this by reading a very imformative website by such a Canadian who finally gave up hope of ever being able to work in his/her home country as a doctor because he/she went to medical school outside of Canada. After giving up hope of being able to work in Canada he/she settled in the US and he/she even advised other Canadians who did not go to medical school in Canada to just face the fact that Canada will never change and they should leave Canada forever. In fact, he/she even recommended that individuals who go to medical school outside of Canada to marry an American as that will help them get permanent residency status and citizenship in the US.
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To learn more about the history of racism in Canada (against Blacks, Native Indians, Asians, Jews, etc.) see "The History of Racism in Canada"
at http://www.hopesite.ca/remember/history/racism_canada_1.html

Before we can fix a problem people need to be aware of it and recongize it. That is why I'm posting this info. So that there can be education and discussion about it. Canada needs to change. Together we can make it happen.

Cool
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merlot



Joined: 04 Nov 2005
Location: I tried to contain myself but I escaped.

PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 10:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

tiger fancini wrote:
Can't remember who said it, but "Don't mess with Texas" amused me.


"Don't mess with Texas" was an anti-litter ad campaign from around twenty years ago. Somehow the essence of the message was almost immediately splintered resulting in the flourishing of all sorts of unintended connotations.

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trubadour



Joined: 03 Nov 2006

PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 11:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

HighTreason wrote:
peacemaker wrote:
I have a friend who once told me, in all seriousness, "America is the pinnacle of human civilization." No joke.

I am American.


A similar thing was said above and I bet some of you out there are thinking that no one was really stupid enough to say this even if they secretly believe it, right? Nope, people do both believe it and say it, and write very popular books to convince others of it:

"The End of History and the Last Man" by Francis Fukuyama

This isn't some redneck book either. It's a fairly well respected work of philosophy built upon the foundations of Hegel and Nietzsche.



Forgive me if someone has pointed this out already but F.F. is a well known neocon intellectual and anyone can claim the 'foundations of Hegel and Nietzsche' thing. They join the Nazis.

It was post-modernism interpreted as a kind of dystopian hubris, if you ask me.
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bjonothan



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PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 11:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hate it how Canadians always turn things around into talking about your own country. One of the worst things about being in Korea, was listening to the Canadians talk about their country all the time. Can't you fellas start a forum called "Let's all have a rant about how good Canada is" instead of constantly referring to it in the rest of the forums on here all the time?
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blondebecky



Joined: 22 Jul 2006

PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:30 pm    Post subject: Re: The US is Freer than Canada! Reply with quote

Geckoman wrote:
We should not really be surprised that the US has a greater degree of freedom of speech than Canada. There are many many other examples in which the US is freer than Canada.
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-The US is freer than Canada in regional self-government and autonomy:

Where as the US is made up of "states," and the nature of being a "state" means having a very large degree of autonomy (hence the word "state," which by definition means "nation"), Canada is made up of "provinces," and the nature of being a "province" means having very little autonomy. For example, in the US it is up to each individual state to determine if they will have capital punishment or not in their state. This compares with Canada were the central government determines if all of Canada will have capital punishment or not. Like Canada, China has the province system. Like the US, Australia has the state system.
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-The US is freer than Canada when it comes to national democracy and sovereignty:

The US is a democratic republic without any monarchy (the definition of "republic" means without a monarchy), either as the head-of-state or as a branch of government. This compares with Canada which is a "constitutional monarchy," which means that they have a monarch, both as their head-of-state and as a branch of their government. The monarch is the United Kingdom's monarch. So the monarch of Canada is a foreigner.

The monarch is not elected to his/her position but born to it. Hence the monarchy is a completely undemocratic institution. This compares with the US were no part of the US's government is determined by birth. The US elects the highest officials of its government. This is not the case with Canada as I have just explained.

The foreign monarch has the ability to dimiss Canada's democratically elected Parliment at any time that he/she wishes to. The current monarch, Queen Elizabeth II, dismissed the democratically elected Australian Parliment in 1975. No foreigner, let alone a foreigner who was chosen by an undemocratic system, has the ability to dismiss the US's government. No other country has any legal power over any element of the US.

The Queen of England has great and real legal power over her Canadian subjects. I have just given an example of such power. Americans are subjects to no one.
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The above two issues are major factors contributing to the Quebec Independence Movement. That succession movement is popular enough that it is a part of mainstream politics in Quebec.
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-The US is freer than Canada in private ownership, entrepreneurship and capitalism:

Taxes are "significantly" higher in Canada than they are in the US. And the very nature of taxes deals with the confiscation of private property which decreases ones ability to engage in entrepreneurship and capitalism (I'm not against taxes in general. I see taxes as a necessary evil that can not be avoided).

Cool


I think if you examined the civil liberties afforded to the citizens of USA in comparison with the citizens of Canada, you may come to a different conclusion! I could refer to the long and shameful history of slavery in the USA, or even to the recent human rights abuses at Guantanomo Bay, where prisoners have been denied their rights under the Geneva Convention (of which America was a signatory!!)

The instance cited earlier � that of a non-publication order issued by a Canadian judge � was a clear example of the way that Canada affords human rights a far higher priority than its big brother down south. As another poster said, the right of every human being to a fair trial has to remain paramount in the circumstances of a criminal trial � look at the countless occasions in the US of A where the outcome of a criminal trial was manipulated by the media and its biased reporting of events.

Another example of the abuses to human rights and civil liberties perpetuated in the USA is the fact that mentally disabled and unfit individuals can be put to death, even though these individuals do not have the capacity to form mens rea (the intent) to commit murder. Shocked

I really hate it when the USA is held up as a beacon of freedom to other nations - Australia and Canada are far more truly free countries.
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jindodog



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

someone posted before about how there are too many 'self-loathing americans' who are just trying 'to get in good with their european friends'

i think that's a bit unfair. I was very much a 'self-loathing' american before i came to Korea...um, that's why i left the country in the first place, just had to get out.

and i 'knew' the world hated americans, but i was really shocked, and quite frankly hurt, by all of the american bashing i have to put up with here. sure i agree with a lot of it, and a lot of it is funny, but after awhile i start to feel really beat down and truly loathed by others. Crying or Very sad

I really can't help where I was born, and how my culture/society functions. there are a lot of americans who dont like the same things about america that everyone else hates. but its like when you say, "gawd, my mom is such a b*tch" its fine when you say it, but when your best friend says "yeah, your mom is a b*tch" you gotta punch them in the face. so in the end, I defend my country abroad more than i ever would at home.
stop hating you haters
cant we all just get along and at least try not to judge eachother by nationality and race? Razz
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