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You think this is America
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demaratusinTW



Joined: 25 Feb 2007

PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:17 am    Post subject: You think this is America Reply with quote

Some big black arse tryed to peel a big one on me so I splet Taiwan, foound some stub at Man-toMen here, tells me he's Canadian born.

Say, "Hey, buddy, think this is America"

So he slgus me one, in the gut, I didn't know he's able to underatand.

Burpped loud, heard a case of gas, guy peels over, women boob-bobbled berserk, calls Joe.

I say to Joe, "MAn, this aint America," tiwsts around, gives me a wegkdy.

Than appologized I'm Candaidian.

Living here.
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DRAMA OVERKILL



Joined: 12 Apr 2005

PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Drugs are illegal in Korea.
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pkang0202



Joined: 09 Mar 2007

PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

See kids, the OP's post is what happens when you smoke CRACK.
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seoulman1



Joined: 02 Feb 2007
Location: Jamsil

PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

what language was that?
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RACETRAITOR



Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea

PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:33 am    Post subject: Re: You think this is America Reply with quote

demaratusinTW wrote:
Some big black arse tryed to peel a big one on me so I splet Taiwan, foound some stub at Man-toMen here, tells me he's Canadian born.

Say, "Hey, buddy, think this is America"

So he slgus me one, in the gut, I didn't know he's able to underatand.

Burpped loud, heard a case of gas, guy peels over, women boob-bobbled berserk, calls Joe.

I say to Joe, "MAn, this aint America," tiwsts around, gives me a wegkdy.

Than appologized I'm Candaidian.

Living here.


Just when you thought he couldn't get more incoherent. Excellent writing, my friend.

Sincerely,

Adolphous
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whatever



Joined: 11 Jun 2006
Location: Korea: More fun than jail.

PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Part of me thinks that this guy...and several others...are actually socks who post nonsense to see the reaction.
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ChopChaeJoe



Joined: 05 Mar 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

comin' up low sneaky with a knife. that's when you price 'em, back you american nose, peelin sharks get's you Jonestown.
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sojourner1



Joined: 17 Apr 2007
Location: Where meggi swim and 2 wheeled tractors go sput put chug alugg pug pug

PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, are we back in St. Louis or Detroit?
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Ya-ta Boy



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994

PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
tells me he's Canadian born


You write like you're from Monckton. Are you?
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the eye



Joined: 29 Jan 2004

PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

whatever wrote:
Part of me thinks that this guy...and several others...are actually socks who post nonsense to see the reaction.


of course.
they are the same people who play with themselves in public.
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Qinella



Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib

PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damn this guy is my new favorite poster. Hilarious shiat.

Try printing up his posts and making your trouble students read them.
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shaunew



Joined: 17 Apr 2007
Location: Calgary

PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 5:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had to smoke crack just to understand the first part of this.
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rockstarsmooth



Joined: 01 Aug 2006
Location: anyang, baybee!

PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 5:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

shaunew wrote:
I had to smoke crack just to understand the first part of this.


where'd you get the crack?
you holdin' out on us?
rss Cool



Arrow right now i'm listening to: the kills - dead road 7
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paquebot



Joined: 20 Jun 2007
Location: Northern Gyeonggi-do

PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

rockstarsmooth wrote:
shaunew wrote:
I had to smoke crack just to understand the first part of this.


where'd you get the crack?
you holdin' out on us?
rss Cool


And what did you do to understand the second part? Wink
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beachbumNC



Joined: 30 May 2007
Location: Gumi

PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i didn't get it until i ate an ounce of 'shrooms. now it makes perfect sense.
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