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HapKi · Joined: 10 Dec 2004 Location: TALL BUILDING-SEOUL

Early morning.
You are awoken to blaring speakers selling misc. produce.
It is the third time this week.

Ya-ta Boy · Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Established in 1994

Time to get pro-active.

Get a Korean friend to write up a petition for the building/complex manager saying that veggie trucks MUST be banned. Go door to door getting the neighbors to sign on. (If someone volunteers to cut off a finger in the cause, all the better.)

Submit. (Head bands optional.)

swetepete · Joined: 01 Nov 2006 Location: a limp little burg

Good advice, ya-ta-boy, but a trifle prosaic. Maybe more fun would be starting an online hoax conspiracy theory, claiming that megaphone trucks are bad for stamina and suck the well-being right out of your manhood, and in combination with certain other common household appliances, can cause hypothermic asphyxiation. And death.

I got kicked out of med school for prescribing sugar-pill placebos to diabetics, so I can be one of your 'nine out of ten doctors agree--early morning megaphone adverts make your willy wobble. And maybe kill you.'

Ya-ta Boy · Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Established in 1994

mindmetoo · Joined: 02 Feb 2004

wylies99 · Joined: 13 May 2006 Location: I'm one cool cat!

I have two words for this early morning BS- JUSTIFIED ASSKICKING.

BTW-Who wears pajamas? Rolling Eyes

seoulman1 · Joined: 02 Feb 2007 Location: Jamsil

NATURALLY!!!

Walk up to him, as pissed of as you are and tell him to *beep* off down the street. Bobs your unkle.

normalcyispasse · Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 7:35 pm Post subject:

When those goddamn politico vans would stop in front of my apartment building, I used to bring one of my louder motorcycles and park it next to the van. Then I'd turn it on, crank the choke up and let the noise of the bike drown them out. They usually left after a couple minutes, and peace would be restored.

uberscheisse · Joined: 02 Dec 2003 Location: japan is better than korea.

i say you get some help. work as a team.

first, get a couple pieces of thin plywood. drive a few nails through them and then put them underneath the guy's tires.

all the while, your friend will be "oh... yachae.. olmayo? uhn. yangpa?" just get them to ask about prices for like 4 minutes while youre playing james bond all over the guy's ride.

i'm sure the guy would be so stoked to get a customer that he wouldn't even notice you.

HapKi · Joined: 10 Dec 2004 Location: TALL BUILDING-SEOUL

Petitions don't work when the truck's on public streets cruising along at 3 miles an hour, or worse yet, parked along the side of the road taking up half a lane of traffic (but that's another issue).

And I can't decide what's worse, the guy free talking with the mic, or the garbly reading of his stock on a 10 second loop.

oilers4ever · Joined: 04 Oct 2006 Location: Busan

what i wanna know is, how can that damn guy stand his own voice all day long over and over???

Oreovictim · Joined: 23 Aug 2006

Shoot, I'd just stealth behind him, ambush him (I have improved ambush, which means higher crit damage chance.) Then when he turns around, gouge him, run around him and backstab, use a few sinister strikes, then with my combo points, use evicerate on his a$$. I just hope that he doesn't have a soulstone.

Er, I suppose that I need to cut back on the World of Warcraft.

Zulu · Joined: 28 Apr 2006

Good God, I'd forgotten those guys. Nothing against a hard-working farmer trying to earn his living but those trucks would try the patience of a saint. I once thought of laying these http://www.icon.co.za/~bavak/spikes.htm outside my place.

Zulu · Joined: 28 Apr 2006

ca12bon · Joined: 29 May 2007 Location: Seoul

You need to add one more option, in my case, the f*cker drives right below me, and I'm on the third floor.

I usually throw something at the car, such as used bottles, cans, trash,
and the occasional used up battery.